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u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right
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I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but
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Sometimes your titties are out, sometimes theyre not
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people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE.
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I'm trying to get better, but I can't do that if you keep hurting me.
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i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
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NOTICE:
Due to the lack of cicadas so far this summer I will climb the trees and scream in their absence
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this ain’t your average wcdonalds this is actual carls jr in anime
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