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is tumblr being slow as shit for anyone else? 

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today all your d r e a m s come true

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tumblr what the hell are you doing

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"Puns are a-maize-ing. Olive them are.

"That was terrible. But puns.”

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She sighs dramatically, painting on a look of over-exaggerated disappointment. The added pout is just a bonus.

"Well there goes that dream. I hope you're happy, dream squasher."

            “Eh, I’d say your head’s too… normal sized to fit in with aliens.”

She motioned over her own head to show what she meant, mimicking a large oval shaped head.

        “Plus I always imagine aliens to be this blue-silver mix.”

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I'm vine and dandy.

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I fernly believe we can get past this.

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logs on sheepishly to do drafts

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Hashtag, we are in love with this @edie_parker clutch 😍 #mclovesbags #edieparker #resort2015

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oh my god i didnt even make the connection until just now

that lena's middle name is violet

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"A very special secret. You can't tell anyone, all right you two?" Her expression is mock-serious as she presses a finger to her lips for a moment. She smiles as she presses her hand to a crack in the sidewalk where some weeds are sprouting. "I know magic. Watch this."

As she pulls her hand up, an oversized wild violet grows up from the tight space, following the movement of her hand. Just as she pulls her hand back to a neutral position, the flower blooms, all bright yellow and purple.

"What do you think, Mr. Lamb? Would this look good in Lena's hair?"

Lena squinted at the woman, clearly curious about the secret. She looked down at Jeff for a moment before holding him back up to speak.

"What kind of secret?" Jeff was still the one "speaking," even if Lena was his voice.

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She blinks slowly, tilting her head slightly to the left as she watches him speak to people on the street, and she can't help but laugh lightly.

"Careful. They'll take that seriously."

[ O P E N ]

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i'm working on drafts i swear: a roleplayer's autobiography

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when you were little how well did you get along with other kids your age?

Well enough, I guess. But I always wanted to hang around Cassie and her friends more than kids my own age.

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Brianna gets down on one knee to address the girl through the lamb.

"Well," her tone is soft, tailored for the youngster. "You can tell Lena that she can relax. I'm not an alien. I've got a secret to share with the both of you though; you want to know what it is?"

Strangers were always a bad thing for Lena. She didn’t like them most of the time, and they rarely turned out to be good people. She didn’t really know what to think about a green skinned stranger though.

She held up Jeff the Lamb, talking through him. “Lena wants to know if you’re an alien.”

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someone needs to corrupt brianna someone needs to do the thing