chlorophyllclaws

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hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokémon…

so in other news Pokemon is releasing life-sized Eeveelution (+ Eevee) plushies. this would not be particularly noteworthy except for the fact that the plushies are FUCKING HUGE

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oh this reminds me of my oracle concept

except mine is more of a caterpillar than a snake but still, l o n g

ENCOUNTER: A statue with a magical mirror, she would show you your most likely future - however after fracturing, the mirror fragments now show many possibilities. This left her in an irritable mood, so she likes to show people the bad ones.

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jokes on u i am already making an indie game (not horror tho) with this sorta vibe

…ok more of an in between of majoras mask and twilight princess tbh but you get it gc/ps2 ass graphics

Mark my words. Everyone is going to get SO nostalgic for the dreary brown video game art styles of the 2000’s really soon

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belly of the beast

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@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard is this u infecting the ads

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every time i open this website and a random cunt spams me about their bullshit war, i lose a bit em empathy for humanity

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i wanna wrap them in a blanket like a burrito and feed em ice cream

Waiting

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man i need to fuck aatrox

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Brachycybe rosea

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never been so tempted to buy a tshirt before. and i hate tshirts.

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You know what, @bisexualisopod?

Just for you, one of my all time favourite Wikipedia pages

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big sheep chilling on your sofa what u doin

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i believe that to be able to be happy you also need to be able to be sad. but you also need to know when to stop brooding and look for a little bit of whimsy in your day.

watch a kids show or something. have a glass of fruit juice. look at a bug and watch it do its thing. just the little things in life to reset your brain.

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

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its been twenty years. its been twenty FUCKING years. i cant fuckin believe it

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where is any higher quality version of this image

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content: hopelessness/suicide/etc

i just… can’t help but feel like i’ll never be happy as long as i live. i can’t.

i just hate myself so much. i hate my mind and i loathe this body. it’s flawed, it’s hideous. it requires so much upkeep just to stay alive.

but more than anything i despise humanity. why, why do they birth millions into this world only to trap them like mice in a cage? i would not have thought it possible but they crafted a life worse than death. everything is forbidden. you are always judged. you are always shunned. forced to work to no one’s benefit, until the end of your life.

i can’t live like this. i can’t understand these ways. i can’t agree to this. i don’t think like a human, i don’t feel like a human, i don’t act like a human. but just because i have the body of one, they subject me to this disgusting existence.

this life is unfulfilling. it’s pointless. it’s meaningless. it fills me with nothing but hatred and sorrow. why? why does it have to be like this? what is the point? it makes me want to kill. myself, others, anyone, everyone. i just hate this existence so much.

it makes me tired. i don’t want to do anything anymore. i don’t want to bathe. i don’t want to cook. i don’t want to eat. i don’t want anything. i just want to sleep so i don’t have to tolerate myself.

i know no one will understand me. they never did. they always just tell everyone to “get help”. there is no help. uttering those words makes me want to slice off their fingers and rip out their tongues so they will be helpless as well. it makes me want to pummel those ridiculous ape faces until they turn to mush. can a human be filled with such blind rage? i do not know. maybe that is why they don’t understand.

but i know for sure they cannot understand love. they seem to think it’s some stupid romance. they cannot see beyond that, or at the very least make no mention of anything else. so often i find that i cannot describe what i know or think. they have so many words, how can it be that they don’t use them? do they not grasp such simple concepts? or are they just unable to accept what is beyond their control?

how can they settle for such a lowly existence? a pointless, fleeting few years of work and conversation? of social facades and impossible dreams? to know that they have written stories and characters akin to myself, that they worship and love them but not me… it makes me want to die.

and i’m afraid i’m not even able to end my own life. either i’m not brave enough, or some stupid idiot comes to stop me. what is the point of a human life? it will never be pleasant. it is nothing but a waste of resources.

i don’t want it. i never did.

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hey wait! this answers why Lillia looks so weird to me!

they’re supposed to be a deer taur but the deer part looks too big. like really weirdly big. i might be misremembering since i dont play league anymore but its. yeah. if i may be honest i think dota2 has the superior taurs (and a lot of them)

also i cannot unsee the tail as a butt plug now thank you op

I had to see this cursed thing, now you do too.