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Someone attacked the cucco 

Charge!

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I was gonna go with Srappy but Johnny Bravo is wayyy better XD

every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

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allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *is enveloped in fog and disappears never to be seen or heard from again*

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……….go on

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That’s… old?

Anyone?

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*hacker voice* anyway here’s firewall

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Uh, you do realize that “1800s” can also refer to the entire century yes? So they’re not wrong.

Mugshot of a 2-year-old Francois Bertillon, arrested for eating a basket of pears

Follow for more 1800s nostalgia

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ITS THE

FINAL BRAIN CELL

*kazoo solo*

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Chris Evans, John Krasinski and Rachel Dratch ‘Pahk the Cah’ in Boston-Tastic Super Bowl Commercial — Watch

File this under: Wicked pissah. Boston-area natives John Krasinski (The Office), Chris Evans (Marvel’s Avengers films) and Rachel Dratch (Saturday Night Live) give their Beantown accents free reign in a new Hyundai commercial that will air during Sunday’s Super Bowl LIV.

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Queerplatonic Relationships: An Introduction

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english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

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@i-am-a-fish

I got a fish today. I named him... Fish.

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I feel personally attacked by this post.

When you think you’re done washing the dishes but you look over and see them big ass pots on the stove😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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Thanks to Tumblr, I know the plot, characters, ships, inside jokes etc. of every single even vaguely popular fandom, but I still have absolutely no clue what Homestuck even is.

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Is this Massachusetts? 

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B-but what if you have social anxiety and feel extremely uncomfortable talking to strangers (I feel bad but still). It’s the reason I use self-checkouts instead of the normal ones...

it's alright if you can't afford to give money to homeless people, but please don't ignore them when they try to talk to you, they're human beings