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reblogging cause i heard this song today....😵‍💫🥰

Hey Sexy Lady - Shaggy // Argyle x Reader

Note: Omfg, i will never be free from that pedro pascal edit, this was lowkey inspired by that edit <3 *also plz note i wrote this while tipsy so if theres errors ooopsies...*

CW: 18+!! Suggestive (but no smut), kinda fluffy, alcohol, mentions of smoking, fem!reader (she/her pronouns used)

Summary: "While at a bar, Argyle finds a girl whos is sure to give him a good time (Suggestive) 18+!!"

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"Hey sexy lady, I like your flow"

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Argyle wasn't one to frequent bars but this whole plan was Jonathan's idea. After a rough week of work and stress, Jonathan propsed they go to a bar that just recently opened to see what all the buzz was about.

Kitschy gimmick bars were very common in Cali, so Argyle didn't see what made this cowboy themed one any different. It was all tacky and tourist trapy. What was so special?

"Well, tourists mean pretty out-of-town girls", Jonathan points out. Argyle hums in agreement as the two walk inside the building.

It was crowded, filled with people leaning against tables and others rubbing against each other on the dance floor.

Both of their eyes widen like saucers as they look at the scene in front of them. A cacophony of loud music and people's slurred shouting fills their ears. Some people are donning cowboy hats and boots while others are wearing typical bar outfits.

"Okay", Argyle says as he squints at a couple passionately making out at a table near them. "We walked in, looked around, now let's go, dude. We can just smoke in the van."

Jonathan grabs his friend's shoulder and stops him.

"C'mon, let's at least get a drink. 'Kay? Then let's go." Argyle sighs at his friend and nods.

The two stand behind a crowd of people that are also trying to get the bartender's attention. Argyle looks at the various people, all of them blending together. Yeah, great place to see pretty girls, he thinks to himself.

"Hey, I'm gonna try and push to the front, just stay here!", Jonathan shouts. Argyle gives him a nod and silently prays for his smaller friend.

"Just yell if you need anything, man!" As he watches Jonathan dissappear he starts imagining himself at home -- the two slumped on the couch watching Cheech & Chong, the only noise being their commentary and laughter. Much, much different compared to his current situation.

His nose is suddenly greeted by a familiar scent -- weed. But instead of chuckling, he nearly gags. That's that bad stuff, man, he thinks. His eyebrows scrunch as he looks around him, trying to find the cause of the offending stench.

He glances towards the entrance and is forced to do a double-take. Walking in is the definition of beauty.

She's wearing a checkered top that's tied in the front and unbuttoned at the first three buttons. It accentuates her breasts perfectly. Her bottoms are a pair of high-waisted short shorts that hug her curves as they shift with her movement.

Her face is beautiful, enchanting really. Makeup done and hairstyle framing her face and complimenting her cheekbones. Her eyes look around her before stopping at Argyle. He quickly looks away, flustered and caught.

He looks ahead and tries to find Jonathan but he darts his eyes back towards her and finds her walking over. He's frozen, heart pounding and palms getting moist.

Holy shit, she's coming to talk to me.

"Hi!", she says loudly.

"Hey!" His face is slowly dampening with sweat, nerves taking over.

"I like your look! It's so...rad!", she eyes him up and down. He's wearing his usual bright-colored ensemble.

"You too!", he leans down so she can hear him better. "You've got this whole...cowgirl thing goin' on, dude!"

She smirks up at him, "Well, I really like cowgirl style!"

His mouth falls open and his eyes widen. He looks at her and she winks at him.

Jonathan comes back with two bottles of beer in hand. He notices the little scene in front of him and chuckles, shaking his head.

"Here you go, man!" He hands Argyle a beer. "I'm gonna go mingle!" Argyle looks at him as Jonathan winks at him and nods his head at the girl. "Have fun!"

Jonathan walks away and Argyle looks back at the girl.

"So...do you want anything to drink?"

She shakes her head, "I already see something more delicious than alcohol!"

His face heats again and this time he feels it in his ears. He takes a quick swig and furrows his brow.

"Ya know, this isn't really my type of scene! I'm only here cause--"

"Of your friend?", she cuts him off. He nods. "Yeah, my friend was supposed to come here with me but ditched me last minute."

"Wanna go outside? So we don't have to shout? My van's just parked outside."

She nods and turns towards the door allowing Argyle to get a look at her ass. He lets out a dreamy sigh and walks forward with her.

The two make it outside and he unlocks his van.

"Sorry, it's a little messy in the back", he blushes.

She chuckles and climbs inside, eyes taking in the guy in front of her. Once inside, he closes the van's doors and settles.

"So...", he says in a softer voice than usual.

"So...", she mirrors. "...cool van."

"Well, it's not really mine mine, but yeah."

"I figured", she giggles. Argyle takes another swig of his beer and scrunches his face again.

"Eugh...as you can see, I'm not much of a drinker."

"Neither am I. I really did only come here for my friend, I much prefer smoking to feel good."

Argyle's heart leaps at her admission.

"Dude, same! I just like chilling out and relaxing." He sets the beer in a cup holder and turns back to the girl.

"I will say, this night hasn't been a total waste...I get to be alone with the greatest-looking guy in the place", the girl winks.

Argyle is once again speechless. She crawls over to him and sets a hand gently on his knee.

"And, I'd really like to get to know you better...if you'd let me?", she whispers. Her face is centimeters away from his and he can smell her enchanting perfume.

"Totallyyyy, dude." She smirks and caresses his face with both of her hands before bringing him in for a long, tender kiss.

When she pulls away, Argyle subconsciously leans in for another immediately. She giggles and kisses him again, letting him pull her into his lap.

"Holyyy fuck", he breathes. "You're out of this world." His eyes are glazed over as he looks at the ethereal being in front of him.

"How 'bout we get out of here, smoke a bit, and maybe, I'll show you how much of a cowgirl I can be?"

Argyle nods so fast he nearly breaks his neck. He watches as she crawls into the passenger seat before his brain pulls him into reality.

"Shit! My friend!", he frowns.

"Oh, it's okay--"

"No! Lemme run in real quick!"

Argyle nearly sprints into the bar, eyes darting around for his brown-haired friend. He finds him talking to some girl.

"Hey! Jonathan!"

Jonathan looks over and sees how flushed his friend is.

"Are you okay?", concern pools into Jonathan's eyes.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, I have a really pretty girl in the van and--"

"Don't worry, I'll find a ride, okay? Go! Go!"

"You sure?"

"Dude, go!" They both smile at each other before Argyle leaves.

He settles into the driver's seat of his van and looks at the beautiful passenger accompanying him.

"So...you ever heard of Purple Palm Tree Delight?"

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idk if this has been said before, but steve harrington has such rick astley vibes

like if you've ever listened to lyrics of together forever, you know that shit is soooo romantic oml🫠 i need a man to say these things to me

i just know stevie finds "whenever you need somebody" in the record store and decides to get it out of curiosity

and he pops that shit on, and his life is changed.

he now has music that captures his true and pure romantic self. and so of course, he's gonna annoy tf out everyone around him because he will. not. quit. playing. that. record.

robin's heard "together forever" mumbled from the lips of her friend while at work, in the bathroom as he gets ready in the morning, in the car at a stoplight -- too many times to count, and as sick as she is of hearing those words again and again, she's also happy to know that steve has found his confidence again...

the younger ones catch themselves humming "never gonna give you up" while they're doing chores, in class, or all hanging out as a group. one night dustin's humming that song and max tells him to quit it because she just got that song out of her head, and dustin's like, "it's not my fault, steve keeps playing it in the car!!!"

and jokingly, will starts singing the lyrics, and slowly, they just start giggling and singing along because as annoying as steve is and how much crap they give him, damn does he have good taste in music...

flash forward to the 2000s

steve's got a few kids now, a house, an adorable golden labrador, a family. things from his youth have faded away, and now he's older and is interested in older things. that record, while well loved and thought fondly of, hasn't made its way to the forefront of his life again.

so, imagine his surprise hearing "never gonna give you up" playing through the computer speakers in the living room.

he walks in and sees his little nuggets laughing and jokingly groaning as the music video for one of his favorite songs plays on the screen.

the oldest turns to look at him and says, "hi dad," a big smile on her face.

"what are you guys doing?" steve asks with a grin.

"we're watching funny internet memes," the youngest informs.

he chuckles and walks over to them.

"you know i don't know what a "meme" is, you gotta explain it to me," he says as he runs a hand through his still thick, luscious locks.

"okay!," they all say excitedly before talking over each other. through cacophony of chatter, he manages to somewhat understand the joke, though he's unsure why that song was picked.

but the next night, he pulls that record out from a box stored in the attic. he blows off the dust before letting it play. the iconic first notes of that song ring out, and a group of groans can be heard somewhere else in the house...

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okay, i wrote this while being violently high and listening to rick astley, and it all came to me in a rush🙃😮‍💨...

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reblogging the post i made last year for valentines 🥰🩷🩷

NSFW Eddie Headcanons (18+)

Note: Happy Valentine’s Day! Apologies that this may be all I upload today, I tried really hard to write more but I am very burnt out at the moment and am dealing with a lot right now </3 buuut, I hope you all have an amazing day!!!

CW: 18+!! G/N! reader, talk of oral sex, genitals not mentioned, little talk of insecurites, smutty obvs but not too graphic, lowkey fluffy/romantic, aftercare

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Happy Valentine's, everyone!!

Hope you all have an amazing day💖🩷💘💝💗💓💞💕💌❤️‍🔥

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Dear Valentine,

I wish you the happiest of Valentine's Days, my love. From the second you wake up to the very end of the night where you'll be wrapped in my arms, your body exhausted and full of love. Although, I vow to make you feel loved and desired each day of the year regardless.

I never once imagined myself with a valentine, let alone one as special as you. You're my hero, my life saver, my angel sent from above. I don't know what I did to keep you in my life, but I'm so glad I did it. I never thought I would be capable of feeling the warm glow in my heart that others call love, but you've somehow managed to revive my once dark and cold heart.

I promise to give you the world and everything in it as long as you stay by my side. Someday, we'll no longer be those two silly kids in love, but instead, two souls intertwined forever, our connection further deepening with each passing day and grey hair. I can't wait for forever to start now.

I know I've said every cliché possible, but I truly mean it. I really understand what those musicians and poets were talking about.

So, Happy Valentine's Day, sweetness. When you finish reading this, please come to the kitchen to receive your first gift :)

Your forever valentine,

Eddie

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also, hello to all of you checking out my work!!! thank you so much!! your likes and reblogs are much appreciated!!!🩷🩷🩷

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yALLLL

i just had an uber driver that drove a white mini van with BAT DECALS on the side and BLUE INTERIOR LIGHTSSSSS....

so now im picturing dad!eddie who gets a used mini van to tote his kids around in, being known as the "dad with the cool van" amongst their friends, and he just loves it, he loves being the cool dad😭😭

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18+!!

eddie, who takes any chance he can to smack your ass...

eddie, who sees you leaning against the kitchen coutner with a licorice whip wedged between your soft lips and your ass perfectly framed by your fuzzy pajama pants. your mind is distracted by the gossip magazine set in front of you, making this the perfect moment for him to strike

he silently creeps up behind you, stopping mere inches away as his right arm swings back. a devious smirk weasels its way onto his face and his eyes twinkle in excitment and wonder as he gawks at your ass. using only half his strength (the goal is to surprise/tease you, not actually hurt you) his arm whips forward, his hand open wide.

smACK!

once his hand makes contact, his fingers attempt to dig into the meat of your ass but are instead stopped by a crinkly barrier. his eyebrows bunch together, and his nose scrunches as he realizes something is different.

"eddie!?," you say bewildered

you turn and face your boyfriend, beyond used to his sneak attacks. as much as you whine at him each time he does it, you love it just as much as he does. you love how desirable he makes you feel.

eddie's hand remains on your ass, still squeezing. he brings his other hand around to grab at your other cheek, both sets of digits now pressing up against the odd material.

"eddie, stoooop, you're gonna make my pad shift!!"

ohhhh, it's your pad that he's touching, he thinks to himself.

"ohhh, that's what that was. i was a little confused there for a second," he bashfully admits as he tries to hide from your gaze.

you giggle, amused by your sweet boyfriend, "yeah, and i'd appreciate it if you didn't get it all crooked."

he dips his face down to yours, brushing his nose against yours before softly kissing your lips. when he pulls away, his face is still a little flushed with embarrassment and love.

"alright, diaper butt, whatever you say"

"eddieeee!!"

his hands continue to clutch your ass, still loving you even with your pad on...

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older!eddie who's growing his beard out after impulsively shaving it off and currently his face is at the scruffy stage so he's super scratchy

and he comes up behind you to kiss your neck but you squirm away. and eddie is offended to the highest amount, gasping,

"you don't want my love?? what'd i do???"

and you dramatically shiver and tell him, "your face has it's fuzzy on, it's all itchy and rough!!"

and he just chuckles deeply and keeps kissing your neck softly,

"well you'll just have to deal, cause i'm not gonna stop my lovin' anytime soon..."

😵‍💫i need him so fucking bad

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do ya'll ever think about how unintentionally stressful a smoke sesh amongst the ST boys would be?

cause like, you know once they're all fried, they're gonna unintentionally scare themselves like the dorks they are...

it'd go something like this:

argyle: ...did you guys hear that?😟

jonathan: hear what?🤨

argyle: i thought i heard someone else's voice...😶

eddie, sitting up from the bean bag he was previously slouched in: you heard WHAT!?!😨

argyle, chuckling and totally missing eddie's fear: yeah, dude, like it sounded like some other guy was here😁

eddie, standing up: what the fuck? do you think someone else is here!?😢

steve, who wasn't paying any attention because he was too busy staring at argyle's lava lamp: someone's here??😃

jonathan, rubbing his brow: no, argyle's just stoned😑

eddie: but what if there is someone out there...or something...👀

cut to argyle, jonathan, and eddie crowding behind steve as he clutches his nail bat, ready to strike at any second

all of their limbs are shaking partly due to fear, and partly due to being so fucking high. their eyes are wide and bloodshot as they look too see any danger

only to discover the younger ones hid a walkie-talkie under a cushion as a prank....

sorry if this is incomprehensible, i'm incredibly high rn and forgot how to write...

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okay, but this pic, tho🥺 it's such cowboy!steve/eddie vibes🐰🩷

(pic credit to sshellerina on pinterest)

like you've been begging for a pet for the house you two reside in, and so he caves and gets you this sweet little bunny that you name sherbert

and after getting you your sweet little sherbert, he acts like he's too tough to pet or play with him but slowly he warms up to him when he notices how cute he is and how he reminds him of you;

like the way you bounce excitedly as you greet him at the front door every day he comes home, or how your nose wiggles and crinkles as you sleep or laugh

so it starts with him petting sherbert only when he's on your lap or in your arms, your boyfriend giving the tiny bun light, gentle strokes with his fingers

and then one day, he asks you to let him hold him, constantly asking you if he's doing it right because what if his strong muscles crush the poor bun? (<- actual question he asks)

and now he likes placing his little buddy in his shirt or vest pocket, letting him sit there against his chest as he sits on the porch watching the sunset, giving the bun small pets and kisses...

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sometimes i see gifs and photos of eddie munson, and i just wanna scratch him and bite him and maybe rip him apart, but like in a cute way🥺😗💖

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i'm thinking about how if you're ever working on something that needs all of your attention, eddie would still be a little shit and bug you because he's just a baby, and if you dont give him attention, he will dIE

but you rly need to finish working on this thing, so you call out for your other boyfriend, steve, who assesses the situation before throwing eddie over his shoulder and carrying him out the room so you can work in peace...

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since my last blurb is receiving attention and love (thanks evry1 btw🤭), i gots a question

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since my last blurb is receiving attention and love (thanks evry1 btw🤭), i gots a question

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this is soooo specific but indulge me...

eddie is such a sweet and lovesick goofball, and that's why i love him, so i just know he would laugh at any jokes you make, whether it's at them or at them

and i'm thinking about modern!eddie lovinggg that meme where people spell spongebob's name wrong (because modern!eddie is such a spongebob kid/adult) so you often refer to spongebob as a stupid, butchered version of his iconic name...

"hey, ed's, do you want your garfield mug or you splinkbonk mug for your coffee?"

*in the next room* "hAHAH," he let's out a deep, full chested laugh, your casual joke cracking him up

"eddie, pull your pants up, i can see your sponkblob boxers"

*let's out the LOUDEST snort* "my what?"

"eddie, could you just pick a spongebob episode? my food's getting coooold..."

*stops scrolling through episodes and gives u puppy dog eyes* "baaabe, you didn't do the thiiing"

"what thing?"

"the spinkbong thiiing"

"ohhh, i'm sorry. can you please pick a spunchbop episode?", you say with a wide smirk, amused by your boyfriend

*giggles and hides behind his hair*

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sometimes i be looking at pictures of steddie and i'm just like,

"ugh, they're such boyssss"🥰🤭😍🫠🩷💖💞💕

like ya know?

eddie's cute, just below the surface stubble, and those big, wide eyes, and his soft tum, and long legs, and thick fingers, and long, messy curls, and tatted skin, and broad shoulders, and ..

and steve's precious moles and freckles dotting his skin everywhere, and his pouty lips, and strong muscles, and long legs with those thicck thighs, and his huge, giant hands, and his strong, firm chest, and sharp jaw, and big, prominent nose, and..

and then to add, like all those fucking scars they have😭😩😍💖 because they're just so fucking strong and brave (and im in denial, go away)

they're just, such boysss🥰💖💖