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Last Friday Night Part One

Ranma groaned as she picked herself off the ground, one hand holding her aching head the other helping her balance herself against the wall...well the wall that should have been there, she comically slipped through the hole in the dojo wall...wait there's a hole in the dojo wall...

" OH FUCK!!! THERE"S A HOLE IN THE DOJO WALL!!! AKI!!! AKI!!! AKIHIRO!!! WAKE THE HELL UP!!! OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!?

Ranma's hot tempered and emotional but kindhearted and strong fiancé groaned as he woozily sat up, and waited for the room to stop spinning as Ranma ran up to him and forced him to his feet, but not before taking in their appearances, Aki was wearing nothing but his underpants and Ranma was wearing a pair of panties and one of Aki's shirts, both were covered in bite marks, scratches, and bruises

"...Oh...right...everyone went out for the weekend...and we were busy...exploring each other...and everything else was a blur from there" Aki muttered as he blushed looking at Ranma's appearance and she blushed back before he realized that there wasn't just a hole in the dojo wall...but several holes, including some in the ceiling, the floor was broken and dented, cinderblock bits were scattered all over

All in all, it looked like a tornado blew through the Tendo Dojo...and the trail of destruction trailed out of the dojo and into the living area, the two lovers turned pale as both of them walked to examine the rest of the damage...and it was even worse than they imagined, the living was trashed with broken walls, broken glass from the smashed T.V., the kitchen was even worse with broken plates and bowls, food stains all over the walls and counters and the ceiling, and a clearly destroyed stove and fridge, the garden was the least damaged with only some patches of grass missing and the bedrooms and bathrooms were basically untouched

"...Kasumi's going to be SO UPSET once she sees what we've done to the place...she's going to be so disappointed in us" Aki said with tears in his eyes

"We can just tell her...this was an accident?" Ranma said with a nervous grin, Aki the looked back at her in disbelieve then anger

"...An accident...AN ACCIDENT RANMA!? AN ACCIDENT IS US SPARING OUTSIDE AND ONLY BREAKING ONE WALL IF ONE OF US SENDS THE OTHER FLYING!!! AN ACCIDENT IF ONE OF OUR MANY NOW FORMER SUITORS COMES IN AND STARTS CHAOS FOR ONE OF US AND ITS NOT OUR FAULT IF THEY BREAK THINGS!!! THIS IS NOT AN ACCIDENT YOU DUMB TOMBOY!!!

" DON'T YELL AT ME CRYBABY!!! THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! AND IF WE SHOW OUR REMORSE HOPEFULLY MY PARENTS AND YOUR SISTER AND FATHER WON'T PUNISH US BADLY!!! AND BESIDES YOU OWN THE DOJO SO WE CAN BREAK IT NO PROBLEM RIGHT?

"That's the thing...I only own the dojo which is my inheritance, not the house It's under my dad's name until we get married...which won't be happening for a while, and we're 19 and should know better than to cause all this damage which is going to need a small fortune to pay off" Aki hissed "How did all of this happen anyway? Not even we could do this at our worst...someone must have had to help us do this?

" Aki...I found the helper and its name is Sake" Ranma said while holding the empty bottle, it then came back to her, and she talked him into drinking some of Genma's booze and then they had an all-out Anything Goes Martial Arts Fight that lasted till morning

"Of course...why did I let you talk me into doing that...this is all your fault Ranma" Aki said but with no real bite or anger while sitting on the floor

" So we just going to ignore the part when you willingly took half the bottle with me because you said I would never take you seriously in a fight sober and then I drank some because you knew I don't back down from challenges, then this happened" Ranma quipped while leaning against his back

"Yup"

They both laugh for a bit before they heard footsteps and talking coming in from the door and they both quickly realized they were screwed

"....Ranma you gotta plan?"

"Of course my dear fiance"

"Okay what is it?"

" The Saotome Secret Technique"

"And how does that help our situation?"

They both heard gasps from 5 other people who just walked in to see the destruction

"IF WE RUN FAST ENOUGH AND LONG ENOUGH HOPEFULLY THEY'LL BURN MOST OF THEIR ANGER, CRYBABY, BEFORE THE SHOCK WEARS OFF LETS GO!!!"

The couple sped past the rest of their families and out the door into Nerima, Soun began to sob at the destruction, Genma was mad and started yelling and cursing, Nabiki began counting the repair bills for the damages and getting madder with the number rising and Nodoka and Kasumi were quiet, before Kasumi in a low, serene but threatening voice

Father, Aunty Nodoka, Uncle Genma...can you go and find Ranma and Akihiro...it seems like they had a little too much fun this weekend and we should find out how they did all this...

And so our story begins