#funny post

[dick-cock-penis-phallos]

@snailifier

[yuu-chan-is-still-a-student12]

The "anything can be a one shot if you post it all at once" is so real 😭😭

starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

[hilarioushitshq]

Not Karl..

[tarotbyjam24]

[theraddestpotato21]

[deadb1te]

I admire this tiny crayfish for having a finding Nemo adventure in the tanks for some monster dick. That's commitment. Love that for her.

Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

[satanizedmemes]

[bold-baddie]

[mj-says-hey]

[xkittzkornerx]

I’m a horrible fucking person for missing his birthday, Tumblrites are now entitled to throw me into the gulag

everybody say happy sweet 16 slenderman

[tmninjagirl]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[ashcashyy]

this game brings me joy

[afunn]

relatable

[stoicjewel]

I had an idea, and I had to draw it.

(I know they went to school in the 80s, Titanic came out in 97, but we’re gonna ignore that.)