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He can't keep getting away with this.

SIR.

What are you doing to that chocolate

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Y’ALL THERE’S A CHOCOLATE GUY IN CHINA TOO

His name is Kris Zhaokai (kris_zhaokai on Xiaohongshu/Red Note) and his creations are incredible

Imagine what he and Amaury Guichon could create together terrifying

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Chocolatiers have to take a rest sometimes, too!

ITS FUCKING LOAD BEARING?!

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how?? just how?

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he. i. just watch it for yourself actually

https://youtube.com/shorts/yd4_nij8xeg

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Amaury "Chocolate Guy" Guichon is undoubtedly an extremely skilled sculptor in chocolate but I think my favorite thing about a lot of his videos is the effort he puts into putting actual dessert food under the sculpture work

So many of his desserts & pastries have at least 5 layers of different textures & flavors. Fruit jams, caramel, cake, creams, mousse, cookies, meringue, crumb layers etc

That's what makes his work truly impressive to me, especially as someone who quickly got tired of the "knife that turns everything into cake" thing, where it was all basic chocolate cake buried under 13 layers of fondant

It takes amaury's work from an impressive stunt to "if I ate that, it would probably be the best thing I'd eat in my whole life"

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respectfully sir. What??

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I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

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chocolate guy compilations? why, I haven't been called that name in 30 years...

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⚠️🚨URGENT🚨⚠️

⚠️🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨⚠️

MORE BELOW

KOSAS FATE IS BEING DECIDIED TO DAY (OR SOME TIME THIS WEEK)

THIS IS NOT A RUMOR

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THIS HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED BY BLUMENTHAL AND BLACKBURN THEMSELVES

WE CANNOT LET THIS HAPPEN FOR THE GOOD OF FREE SPEECH FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION AND A SAFE INTERNET

THIS BILL WILL HAVE CATASTROPHIC WORLDWIDE EFFECTS

THIS BILL CANNOT PASS

CALL YOUR REPS SENATORS HOUSE WHATEVER

MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE

BE THE BIGGEST FUCKING HEADACHE YOU CAN BE

LINK FOR RESOURCES:

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It's best not to question the chocolate guy, lest it drive you to insanity.....

Amaury the chocolate guy has done it again

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This isn’t my usual content (which I promise we will return to soon), but KOSA will prevent me from using recourses that I desperately need and will prevent others from using recourses that have honestly saved my life. I’d appreciate it if you all could at least share, and contact your lawmakers if possible!

KOSA IS BEING PUSHED FOR REAL THIS TIME

‼️URGENT: KOSA has been officially introduced in the House as of today.

We need to spread the word on social media and urge people to send emails to Congress through stopkosa.com.

• There will be a hearing on Wednesday (17th April) where KOSA, along with some other bad internet bills, like the Protecting Kids on Social Media Act could be pushed.

• We will be having a calling day on TUESDAY (16 th April) to make clear to Congress that there is still a ton of opposition to these bills. https://energycommerce.house.gov/posts/chair-rodgers-and-ranking-member-pallone-announce-legislative-hearing-on-data-privacy-proposals-1

• House Energy and Commerce is holding the hearing so they are the best offices to call this week ‼️ https://energycommerce.house.gov/representatives

• You can use http://badinternetbills.com/ to contact your congresspeople !

• And https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative to find all of the phone numbers of your House Representative, and faxzero.com to send up to 5 free faxes a day

While the bill needs to be aproved by both the house and senate WE NEED TO MAKE SURE IT NEVER LEAVES CONGRESS.

SPREAD THE WORD !!

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ITS THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY AGAIN!!

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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now THAT’S what I call a chocolate bar!!

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Hey friends 🫂