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girlies who were obsessed with ever after high as kids are now obsessed with dimension 20’s neverafter (im girlies)

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the great thing about trinyvale is that when you start you meet the triplets and think “surely jens is the normal one” and like 60% of the time he is (it’s just murph being fed up with emily and jake’s shenanigans) but then the other 40% he’s absolutely batshit insane. arguably the strangest one in the group. and that’s what makes it for me.

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so far my favorite naddpod short rest bit is them insisting on spoiling frozen 2 for multiple episodes by saying disney are cowards for killing olaf then bringing him back and that he should have stayed dead

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Moonshine Cybin please come collect ur sad old man

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according to my calculations (which could be very wrong) hardwon took 924 damage in the thiala fight and was knocked out 7 times.

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: MY WIFE (JAINA BRONZEBEARD) HAS ARRIVED 🚨

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murph with the last 10 minutes of c3e39, after withholding jaina for all of pride month:

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the best thing about naddpod is the periodical dragon pussy gunshots into the sky to lower property value weed out the fake fans lmao sometimes you just have to make a really crass, immature, disgusting joke and that's how it is

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(pops out from behind a big rock and starts dancing around like the joker) HAHA I ALWAYS WANTED DELI AND COLIN TO BE THE ENDGAME I DIDNT WANT THAT TRAGIC TEENAGE GIRL TO FUCK THE HAM SANDWICH IN EVERY TENDER MOMENT I WAS WHISPERING COME ON PROVOLONE KARNA TOUCHED ME IN OTHER UNIMAGINABLE TEENAGE GIRL ROTTING RIPENING WAYS BUT THESE FAGS WERE ALWAYS MY GOAL

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Okay hear me out: neverafter = ever after high = spiderverse

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does anyone actually care about my list of renamed naddpod episodes because im not on murph's lord of the rings wavelength and need to remember what they're actually about?

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How many times can I make very similar jokes

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old hardwon is like deadeye if instead of nihilism he found beans

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Just started listening to Worlds Beyond Number and Christ the sound design is amazing

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Neverafter is so right. The true horror IS an understaffed library.