chocolightning-blog

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Uh.... kittens and puppies wrapped in rainbow sunshine?

...

...buy something.

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Sure... uh... Choco-Lightning... what do you sell?

I sell kittens and puppies wrapped in rainbow sunshine.

...what do you think I sell?

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Store's open.

Come check out my products. Each item is guaranteed 100% c-chocofabulous.

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/stares at you from a far, far away distance (as in the 'you-can't-murder-me' distance), laughs loudly

You'll have to come closer if you'd like to buy anything.

...all my products are guaranteed to be chock full of...fantabulousness.

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Uh.... Lightning are you drunk?

I'm not Lightning. My name is Choco-Lightning.

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You are so pretty, light! -hope

You've got the wrong person, whoever you are.

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Lies, all lies.

Inspired by my Dashboard. In the words of my roomie, “I <3 blasphemy!” I haven’t played XIII-2 yet, so I haven’t actually gotten a good look at Chocolina and there’s surprisingly little good reference images of her.

…Lightning secretly likes being dressed like that, I bet. =w=

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Store's closed. Get out....and have a fantabulous day! *mumblemumble*

((OOC: What have I done?! Anyway, I'm off for the night rofl. Sorry for destroying your dashboards with stupid shit!))

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Try and you die. It's the Choco-Lightning promise.

I didn’t take this job because I like working with people.

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The discount on Nutella says I stay.

I didn’t take this job because I like working with people.

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I didn't take this job because I like working with people.

Cactuar’s in the Steppe. Go grab one and I’ll give you a price.

A disco ball is 1,500 gil.

If you want those stupid boxer shorts, I heard from a reliable source that a certain mulleted idiot owns a couple of pairs. Steal it from him.

There’s a sale on shutter shades - 75 gil a pop.

Your total is 1,875 gil.

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3000

Cactuar’s in the Steppe. Go grab one and I’ll give you a price.

A disco ball is 1,500 gil.

If you want those stupid boxer shorts, I heard from a reliable source that a certain mulleted idiot owns a couple of pairs. Steal it from him.

There’s a sale on shutter shades - 75 gil a pop.

Your total is 1,875 gil.

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2400

Cactuar’s in the Steppe. Go grab one and I’ll give you a price.

A disco ball is 1,500 gil.

If you want those stupid boxer shorts, I heard from a reliable source that a certain mulleted idiot owns a couple of pairs. Steal it from him.

There’s a sale on shutter shades - 75 gil a pop.

Your total is 1,875 gil.

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Did you think the information was free of charge? (The first person to catch on, dammit.)

2,500 gil and I'll even tell you his name.

Cactuar’s in the Steppe. Go grab one and I’ll give you a price.

A disco ball is 1,500 gil.

If you want those stupid boxer shorts, I heard from a reliable source that a certain mulleted idiot owns a couple of pairs. Steal it from him.

There’s a sale on shutter shades - 75 gil a pop.

Your total is 1,875 gil.

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...

Well, at least you'll be dealing with them. I'll gladly leave them all to you.

It’s the “meeting people” part I have an issue with. You sure they’re necessary to this whole process?

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Cactuar's in the Steppe. Go grab one and I'll give you a price.

A disco ball is 1,500 gil.

If you want those stupid boxer shorts, I heard from a reliable source that a certain mulleted idiot owns a couple of pairs. Steal it from him.

There's a sale on shutter shades - 75 gil a pop.

Your total is 1,875 gil.

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Don’t worry, you’ll all regret it soon enough.

I don’t think we will.

You, on the other hand, might.