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Batfam Family Dinner except it's:

Bruce - Refuses to admit he needs glasses so can't refer to any of his children without the chance of getting the wrong name

Dick - Often goes nonverbal (I don't know whose headcanon this is but I love it)

Cass - Still learning to speak or also often nonverbal

Jason - Is upset with Bruce and is giving him, and by extension everyone else,the silent treatment

Tim - So locked in on figuring out a case that he has been fully out of it for 2 days

Duke - Thinks he's missing out on something, or that this is some weird sort of training and doesn’t want to be the first to speak

Damian - Is beta reading Tim's Bruce Wayne/Batman fic under the table (he's only doing it because Bruce said he wasn't allowed to adopt all the ducks at the park)

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Ok soo , I know that a lot of people headcanon villain Lloyd to wear like a lot of gold like a crown , rings and stuff ...

Hear me out on this ... Lloyd wearing golden jewelry made out of the golden weapons would be kinda bad'ass tho right

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Kon: *yapping to Tim* -Cause you're pretty and you're smart and you're ignoring me, so obviously you're my type. Tim: *takes out his airpods* I'm sorry, what were you saying? Kon: *smiles* Perfect <3

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I fell out of touch with this friend of mine and got back in touch with her. I call these times pre timeskip and post timeskip. I am convinced tim would fuck with the batfam talking about yj.

Tim: Remember the supercycle? I miss it... Jason: The WHAT. Tim: Sorry, pre timeskip.

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Cass: *Fighting* Tim: Wow, you knid of fight like empress, a lot better tbh.. Cass: Who? Tim: Sorry, pre timeskip

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Steph: *yapping* Tim: Sometimes I miss secret, you kinda look like her.. Steph: She tried to kill me. Tim: She was nicer after that. after the whole thing with darkseid. Steph: The whole WHAT. Tim: Sorry, pre timeskip.

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Damian: I demand you take me to batburger or else I will suffocate you in your sleep. Tim: GOD, you remind me of Slobo. Damian: I do not care about your adventures 'pre timeskip' Tim: I killed santa. Damian: What?... Tim: Sorry, pre timeskip

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Jason: Keep that abomanation away from me. Dick: Come one, the discowing suit isn't that bad.. Tim: Not as bad as Mr. Sarcastic. Dick: Timmy, respectfully, WHO THE HELL IS THAT? Jason: Don't you dare say- Tim: Pre timeskip.

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Dick: Tim, I think it's time you opened up about your time 'pre timeskip.' Tim: You were there for half of it. Like when cassie competed in the olympics against a villain nation. Dick: I- I- I don't remember this as clearly as I should. Tim: And when Anita's parents were turned into children. Dick: I don't even know who Anita is? And why do all your case files just say T.B.C? Tim: I left bart, cassie and kon in charge of those. Dick: The only one that says anything more just says 'I have a spaceship'. When did your team get a spaceship? Tim: Pre timeskip.

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my five beautiful mysterious daughters. I don't know who you are and I'm kind of scared to find out

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Young Justice, begging Tim to take his mask off Bart: Come on, Robin, do it, man! Cassie: Take 'em off, Robin! Tim: Okay, fine! *takes off his mask* Happy? Everyone: *audibly gasps* Kon: Rob, I'm dripping.

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real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself

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my wip has a soundtrack but it’s just the same four sad songs on loop until the serotonin hits

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found out apparently if you want to consume content of your own original characters and stories you usually have to make that content? fucked up if true

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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

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i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet

Don't feed the trolls

Never give out personal information

Anonymity is the best defense

Don't click suspicious links

Don't click popups and ads

Just because it's written doesn't mean it's true

You are responsible for your own experience

There is porn of everything, act accordingly

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Steph is a real one

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they told me to “do what i love” but forgot to mention that writing wouldn’t pay rent

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“this won’t be that hard to fix,” i said. moments before god laughed and handed me a subplot i now have to write only to fix in the third draft which will spawn another subplot for the fourth draft. cycle of life.

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no cause we left him here so wtf happened

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the ruling class has yachts. i have a character who monologues about grief in the rain. we are not the same.

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can we as a society talk more about how harumi and lloyd are literal mirrors to each other and SUCH good narrative foils? like seriously. they make me insane. the fact that harumi has trauma that mirrors lloyd's but instead of internalising it like lloyd, she externalises it and "lashes out". lloyd never confronts his own trauma and locks it away, but harumi spent her entire life following it as a means to an end. plus lloyd genuinely felt seen with harumi in sons of garmadon, he was so used to never putting himself first and ignoring his own qualms about being a ninja and when he met harumi he actually thought they could connect because she felt it too with being the jade princess. and that's not even addressing the harumi-being-garmadon's-chosen-daughter thing. she's everything lloyd could've been if he hadn't gone the ninja route OUGH lord i can't with them