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Mountain: Where did my pebbles go for the greenhouse? I had them right outside Ifrit: ... Is that what those were for? Mountain: Fritter what did you do. Ifrit: Um. I eated them. Mountain: THAT WAS A WHOLE POUND OF PEBBLES? You're going to have to barf 'em up or you'll get sick. Ifrit: I can't. I can feel them digesting already Mountain: Satanas Frit. Ivy walking out: What's happening out here? Mountain: Ifrit ate one whole pound of ROCKS. Ivy: AGAIN??? Mountain: WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN.

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people who get weird fatphobic tunnel vision about cumulus and automatically assign her the mommy title weird me out!! she likes dancing with the rest of the pack she loves being held by aether and swiss she kisses aurora during rituals she gets made fun of for the typos she can’t stop making she makes fun of swiss’ and sunshine’s dumb flirting and still falls for it she’ll post rain’s most cursed looking meals to the groupchat with the caption ‘girl dinner’ she’s one of the goofiest ghoulettes and yall are cowards for not fleshing her out beyond hur hur fat = mom figure

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i like to think that mountain doesn't really know how terrifying he is. he's so tall, very large in stature, with dark eyes that bore holes into anyone who looks at him. when he's unglamored, his legs and horns are goat-like. he looks like a fuckint cryptid.

and then he's the sweetest, most thoughtful creature ever. ironic for a demon. but he's so generous? so kind, so calm, so respectful?? and he has no idea why people cower in his presence??? god he's everything to me

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“Alright, listen up, you little shits. Not you, Mountain. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.”

— Copia, to all the ghouls pre ritual.

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whats the masculine version of sister/sibling of sin. i know probably brother of sin, but the lack of alliteration is displeasing to me. brother of bastardry?

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nghgjgngnhnggf mountain's thighs

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you know what this world needs? more needy doms. doms who can't pin their sub's hands for too long because they want to be touched so badly. doms who break after the first "please". doms who can never seem to pull their sub closer when they're fucking them. doms who whine in harmony with their sub bc they both feel so fucking good. doms who will force their sub to their knees the second they're alone. i love intimidating cold doms as much as the next guy but i adore doms who clearly want you as much as, if not more, than you want them.

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may the papas give you strength all the days of the week

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rite here rite now spoilers

i may be stupid because it JUST occurred to me that papa iv's album is titled Impera. like imperator. meaning two things

very low key implying copia would become the next imperator

copia named his album after his mom aaahjgjhhhh (although he didn't know she was his mom if i remember right, but, presumably she still raised him)

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theory #3: the other papas are still salty that copia got farther than them. or theyre too busy playing card games

So Sister and Nihil get to be ghosts while the other papas do not...

Theory #1: Becoming a ghost depends on how you die, and both Sister and Nihil died old, (Sister was sick but still) while the papas were murdered.

Theory #2: Nihil and Sister have to stay ghosts the majority of the time as punishment for unjustifiably murdering the papas, like purgatory or something like that.

Reality: Tobias can't portray multiple papas at once and it would be an editing nightmare to pull off.

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didn't know it was even possible to fall more deeply in love with Copia than I already was, but here we are

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I’m sorry but if Secondo doesn’t get resurrected then appears on screen butt naked and oiled up and then proceeds to walk out of the screen and into the movie theater, I am leaving the theater !!!!

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*sighs* ...Yeah.

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i really was in the acceptance phase at that point i was like "yeah this is a metaphor for death"

and who else started to get serious and think they'd actually launch him into space in a hot air balloon

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why must a movie be “good”? is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see papa emeritus iv's beautiful face, huge?

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LET HIM DANCE👹👹👹👹

is it just me or ghouls are super behaved in the movie