chomametchi

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Transparent pink Nintendo DS Lite

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you say youre queer but youve blocked multiple queer blogs. whats the truth?

I hate to break it to you but queer people are still capable of being annoying

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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

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reblog to meow at prev insistently

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porn is harmful to society and most countries do not permit porn. you're the odd ones out, don't act like you're oppressed for not being able to look at naked pictures of strangers. it's not normal to want that

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romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces

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I love expensive malware

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if the world doesnt end in a few years we should all go get burgers together

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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You’re wearing your monocle in the gay eye btw

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No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

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i love turning off lights. no need for all that

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dude when u want a bandaid to stay on its like ‘hmmm actually no adhesion for you today’ but when u want it to come off its like ‘our destinies are entwined i will be among your decaying bones when finally you leave me till death do us part’

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Put THIS in your pipe and smoke it! [blows you a tender, gentle kiss]

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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

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In case you're wondering what raising a kid in a polyamorous family looks like, our kid just has. Zero concept of monogamy. Like we've explained it to her many times but she just like. Forgets it's a thing and the assumed cultural norm. We're showing her Lord of the a Rings and she was very confused when Aragon rejected Eowyn.

"Wait, I thought they liked each other??"

"She likes him but he's already with Arwen."

"So?? He could just be with both??"

Anyway enjoy this meme I found about it

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(at the art museum) lol come on now that one's CLEARLY ai. clocks don't melt like that