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i'm losing it

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pasqal and solomorne's friendship is so fucking funny because sometimes it's just:

(steps into the site of a massacre and untold tragedy)

pasqal: skill issue.

solomorne: so true, bestie

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also his ending slides are a bloody mess

on the very same slide I got that Solomorne bacame Marshall and that he remained in service, refusing promotion to Marshall three times. Owlcat I'm begging u XDDD

got to the ending, here's the not true romance Solomorne's slide if anyone's curious

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btw decided to help Lord Calculator this time

lol, lmao even

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got to the ending, here's the not true romance Solomorne's slide if anyone's curious

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goddamnit owlcat I'm literally having a chat with lord calculator at epitaph rn. But fiiiine, I'll start another exactly the same Solomorne romance run 🙄 (I'll prolly go finish my wotr run in the meantine tho xD)

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gave Solomorne scoped shotgun (XD) in one hand and a shield in other, looks dumb as shit but boy does he destroy with it

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“I’ll never talk” ok that’s cool. didn’t really expect you to. I’m not gonna torture you for information—I have an elaborate espionage network for that. everyone knows torture is an unreliable means of extracting information and anything obtained from it is not to be trusted. I’m not an idiot. I’ve read all the torture science. if there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s the foolish notion that torture serves a practical purpose. no, my torture dungeon exists for good, clean fun. it’s all about the love of the game. strap ’em to the rack, boys!

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brown pigeon

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special delivery 🌼

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i'm sharon

most folks call me a witch

i wield the orbis

a levitating sphere loaded with runes

that unleash powerful magic

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she's going to a billie eilish vox broadcast later

(its amazing how silly most of the armors that arent death cult cut look on her XD)

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bitch.

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This is yuri, methinks

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Late to the party cuz only recently got void shadows and also it fully bugged on my first run (not even toyboxing could save that one </3) but I just got to another one of those sweet, sweet moments when every member of your retinue has a thing to say so here's my screenshot collection. Spoilers for rogue trader dlc void shadows act 4 quest

for the context, they just got saved/escorted by the death cult to a hideout

cassia wins this one for me lmao xDD

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