chopstickchild

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Hi! Saw you guys got Wildest Dreams trending on tiktok, thought you should have my version 😘😘😘😘

http://taylor.lnk.to/wildestdreamsTV

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dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

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christ

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same??? also where tf did they come from?????

Porn blogs stop following me

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idea: bath bombs but when they r done doing a fizzle, there’s a tiny sea monster/creature instead of the prizes they sometimes do

ive never even used or eaten a bath bomb before thank you so much

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im a tea kettle of pent up rage

skreet skreet motherfuckers hear my water vapor scream

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lesson of the day: in the world of gyrotonics, your feet are technically diaphragms. and ur hands. and there’s four more, including the og breathing boi.

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are they, ya know, a closed circuit

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yall needed to see this (x)

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being on tumblr is just cozy... you know what i mean? instagram and twitter is all flashy and loud but tumblr is as cozy as my bedroom with scented candles on a cold November night

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coickci

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

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*screams and cries rainbows

BLUE’S CLUES SAID LGBT+ RIGHTS!!!!  😭💖

(From “The ABC Song w/ Blue!” uploaded to the official “Blue’s Clues and You” channel!)

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Stardust ace~

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-ˏˋ Baby Tom in Billy Elliot ˊˎ-

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they’re so magical. the twists, the multicolored upward swirl of the bark. The way the branches emerge, sparsely populated with green as not to detract too much attention from the fucking MASTERPIECE of the trunk.

and people thought i was crazy for being obsessed with trees but c’mon how could u not

encountered this absolutely magnificent juniper tree in the Oregon Badlands Wilderness and I’m convinced an incredibly powerful spirit resides within it

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🎊VOLLYBALL🎊

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i’m a karen C wakababy combo.

tag yourself i’m zhenya