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[runyou-clever-boy]

Zach blinked. That was… unexpected.

He turned slightly to glance at Rico—really looked at him this time.

The apology caught Zach off guard—not because it wasn’t deserved, but because he hadn’t expected it from someone who had just effortlessly dismantled three hexes and set a gnome scampering like it owed him money.

“…Thanks,” Zach said, stuffing his hands into his robe pockets.

He paused outside the narrow arched doorway, the old brass sign swinging lazily overhead in the breeze.

Zach leaned against the doorframe, glancing at Rico again.

“You’re not the only one who hears things, you know,” he said, voice quieter now. “Not voices exactly, but… stuff that gets loud in your head when you're not careful.”

He shrugged.

“Doesn’t matter. Just saying—I get it. Sort of.”

There was a moment of stillness. The shop’s enchanted bell gave a gentle ding behind the closed door, like it knew they were lingering.

“Come on,” Zach finally said, pushing the door open. Warm light spilled out from inside. “Let’s get you sorted before the voices start giving me a headache too.”

As they stepped in, the scent of cedarwood, parchment, and faint electric magic filled the air. Shelves of wand boxes reached the ceiling, some stacked precariously, others humming softly with restrained energy.

DH: Junior Diplomatic Duties

[runyou-clever-boy]

Zach let the corner of his mouth twitch into a grin as he read Jett’s messages. They had already lit a slow burn in his chest, but it was the follow-up that really got him.

He knew Jett wasn’t a big crowd guy. Knew the whole “public wizard” act grated at him, even if he played it well. But giving up front-row tickets just to bring him pizza?

Yeah. That landed. Hard.

He flopped back on his couch, letting Crookshanks scurry away. His thumb hovered over his phone for a second as he considered the kind of reply that would hit just the right balance of playful and honest.

[Text] – Toppings? Surprise me. Just no pineapple. We’ve been over this. [Text] – And Jett... you really didn’t have to ditch the concert. But I’m glad you did. [Text] – Can’t lie... the thought of you showing up at my door with pizza and that look in your eye? [Text] – Kinda worth more than front-row seats.

Zach paused. He considered deleting that last one. It was too much, maybe. Too real. But instead, he hit send and tossed the phone on the cushion beside him before he could overthink it.

His stomach flipped in a way he’d never admit out loud—not yet anyway. The kind of flip that meant Jett was getting under his skin, and not just the way he used to with those stupid smug looks and good hair.

He stood, stretched, and glanced at the clock.

Twenty minutes.

He could light some candles. Clean the place up. Or, you know, leave it a mess and pretend like he hadn’t been nervously pacing for the last five minutes wondering what kind of “tempting” night Jett had in mind.

( @quaintnecromancer )

[text] - Getting ready for the Weird Sisters concert tonight. Sure you don’t want to go? I still have that extra ticket if you change your mind~

Zacharias looked over the picture with hungry eyes, he felt something stir but was sadly preoccupied.

{IMAGE SENT}

TEXT: MEOW ! TEXT: still cat sitting :( TEXT: you look purr-fect TEXT: come over and have a pre drink before the show TEXT: bring pizza TEXT: and less clothes ;)

[runyou-clever-boy]

( @quaintnecromancer )

[text] - Getting ready for the Weird Sisters concert tonight. Sure you don’t want to go? I still have that extra ticket if you change your mind~

Zacharias looked over the picture with hungry eyes, he felt something stir but was sadly preoccupied.

{IMAGE SENT}

TEXT: MEOW ! TEXT: still cat sitting :( TEXT: you look purr-fect TEXT: come over and have a pre drink before the show TEXT: bring pizza TEXT: and less clothes ;)

[runyou-clever-boy]

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

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Threesome NSFW Sentence Starters

“I thought maybe my friend could join us today.”

“How would you feel about adding someone else to the mix.”

“I want to watch them fuck you.”

“Do you think you can take us both in?”

“You don’t have to do this it’s just an idea.”

“Everyone remember the safeword.”

“If you feel unsafe or like you’re hurting please tell us and we’ll stop.”

“You like sucking his cock while I take you from behind?”

“You seem to be enjoying the both of us.”

“God I love hearing you enjoy yourself when they touch you.”

“Now it’s their turn to fuck you.”

“I want you both…now.”

“Please, I can’t take it anymore I need you both inside of me.”

“You like being used by the two of us?”

“You looks so beautiful when you’re being fucked by us.”

“I can’t believe we haven’t tried this sooner.”

“Would you be okay with another man/woman in our bedroom I want them to fuck me while you watch.”

“Remember you have to share.”

“God why didn’t you tell me they were so good at this!”

“Are you sure this is okay. They are your partner after all.”

“I’m interested in joining only if its okay with the two of you.”

“Please both of you, make me cum!”

“I love seeing you both beg for my cock.”

“Do the both of us really make you that wet?”

“Kiss him/her while I prepare you.”

“Mmm show them how good you are.”

“Should we use toys on you too?”

“Tell us what you want us to do to you.”

“Does that feel good baby? Are we making you feel good?”

[runyou-clever-boy]

“men can’t get pregnant” not with that attitude #keeppounding

[runyou-clever-boy]

Text: Wrong number… or the right kind of stranger? Text: Glad you liked what you saw. Text: I aim to impress, even accidentally

{Poison Oak}

Text: I think you got the wrong number bud Text: Ya look good though

[runyou-clever-boy]

Zach took two steps to the left without thinking—mostly out of stubbornness, not because Rico had told him to. But then something sizzled in the air behind him, and a hex meant for their path burst harmlessly against the stone wall.

He froze.

“...Okay,” he muttered, glancing sideways at Rico. “So you’re not just all fire and drama, huh.”

Rico’s presence was… intense. Like every step he took dragged some invisible current with it. The magic in him crackled just under the surface, barely contained. Wandless, loud, and raw.

Zach wasn’t used to being the quiet one in the room. He was used to snarking first and regretting it later. But Rico didn’t react like the students he knew. He didn’t flinch or fluster. When he said “I only destroy the things I wish”, Zach believed him.

They carried on, quickly now, Zach keeping a half-step ahead, guiding them toward the wand shop. He could feel the stares—some curious, some jealous, some... darker.

“People don’t usually get targeted by prank spells so often,” Zach said quietly. “But you’ve had three already. Someone doesn’t want you settling in.”

Zach exhaled. “Alright. I’ll admit it. You’re impressive. A bit terrifying, but impressive.”

A pause.

Then Zach added, trying not to sound like he was trying, “You handled those better than half the Aurors who visit here.”

“Come on,” Zach said, softening slightly. “The wandmaker’s expecting us.”

But even as they walked on, Zach couldn’t shake the feeling that this wasn’t just some Ministry showpiece student dropped into Hogwarts for PR. Rico carried too many secrets, and the way his magic flared with emotion—it wasn’t taught, it was survived.

And if someone was trying to make Rico crack... they clearly didn’t understand what they were dealing with.

DH: Junior Diplomatic Duties

[runyou-clever-boy]

⚡️ “do you have feelings for me?” //from q

SEND “⚡️” AND A QUESTION AND MY MUSE WILL BE FORCED TO ANSWER HONESTLY

“Unfortunately . . . I think I'm developing -- something~”

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OPEN STARTER

Zacharias hadn’t meant to end up like this—half-crouched, caught in motion, one hand braced against the nearest surface as he tried to catch his breath. His shirt clung to his back, his tie hung loose around his neck, and there was the faintest dusting of color across his cheeks that betrayed the fact that he very much wasn’t supposed to be here.

Especially not like this.

He glanced up, eyes meeting yours with a spark of surprise that quickly twisted into a slow, knowing smirk.

“…So,” he said, tilting his head slightly, “are you here to report me, or join me?”

[runyou-clever-boy]

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

[runyou-clever-boy]

Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.

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SEND “⚡️” AND A QUESTION AND MY MUSE WILL BE FORCED TO ANSWER HONESTLY

Please specify the muse for multimuse blogs.

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Send in sexy pictures to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts.

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Send me a kink (or scenario) and I'll rate it!

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No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK Yes! | Oh god you don’t even know |

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Suggest two people for my muse to have a threesome with and they will respond with yes or no.

Bonus: if you put the URLs of the other muses, my muse will explain WHY they said yes or no.

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