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Anyway I really appreciate yall sticking together and defending Olive, Nox and Pia. That's the attitude of the Pokémon RPC that I missed. I've got my gripes with how things have functioned here, but, this makes me happy knowing that the folks I love are taking care of each other.

Now have a Helmi picture to cleanse the dashboard before I crawl back to Isola:

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Literally making me log in.

I logged on here just to reblog this stupid shit because I am pissed.

@Kkeungi/Soda:

Keep my girlfriend's name out your fucking mouth if you have any sensibility left inside of you. Leave your shit at the door.

Anyway let me tell you I'm the biggest hater, I hate the way that you walk the way that you talk the way that you write Plantcest-- (and tried to JUSTIFY IT. . . . . MY GUY. . . . MY GUY. . .)

Thank you Nox I'm fucking tired.

Fourty years old man writes callout on Tumblr because people don't want to write with someone who conveniently hides the fact that they ship incest to people who have boundaries against writing with people who write incest.

I was planning to do you the grace of keeping it private, but here you are vagueing and posting a joke of a post about me and olive. I went to you because I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt and didn't want to block you without first talking to you, out of respect. You showed me none in return and are making a silly attempt at smearing my name while lying about me and my friends' character. You can fuck all the way off.

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Logs on for two seconds because I can't fucking believe The Pokémon Company read my blog and gave Proton a Spidops in the TCG.

Logs back off.

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Hey folks, I mentioned over on Lusamine's blog that I'm burnt out on Pokémon roleplay, so, I'm bringing that up over here too.

I'm taking a hiatus on all of my Pokémon blogs:

This one @aetherceuse @seginbeats @dokuekii @volotheism

I'm just not feeling it. Sorry folks. I know I just came back on to Lusamine after a previous hiatus, but, yeah. That was because I wanted to hang out with a handful of friends and my girlfriend. Ultimately, I burnt out because I was trying to force myself to be here, because I felt that if I kept writing, I'd eventually get the spark again, but, it's just not there.

I don't know when or if I'll make a proper return, but, yeah. That's what's up right now. Sorry guys.

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" ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ "

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I mostly jump on this blog to be annoying to the RPC, I've been over on -> @aetherceuse if you're looking for me

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" I'm allowed in every single house. "

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" Did a banana just place a tender kiss on my hand????? "

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@chounaifu asked:

" Banana guy, my pal, my companion, my A-PEELING buddy, long time no see, I hope ALL is WELL in the BANANA ZONE. "

"Woooooow, what a coincidence! Long time no see!" Really, how long has it been since he last saw this guy, huh? Who was he, again...

...Oh, right! That one guy that Gold once turned into a fellow banana once. Somehow. That sure left an impression on a lot of people, last he could tell...

"Honestly? Not too shabby, despite many things going on. And boy, do I mean maaaaaaan......"

.... why is there a giant ✅ over Proton's head?

"...Wait, hold on a sec." In which one of Proton's hands would be held and given a quick smooch on the back of it. Because the anon who sent in that challenge didn't specify where to kiss the closest non-anon, so this counts.

"....As I was saying - so many things happened. But enough about that. How about you? How's it been not being a banana?"

...So he's just gonna move on from that dare? Just like that? Okay-

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" OR-- "

Grippy hands.

YOINK!

" We do it TOGETHER! "

One no-clip through the floor and now the bike has left the map.

FUN.

"How about you do it first so I can see how it works?"

Steps back tbh.

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She is incredibly disheveled, almost like she nearly got hit by traffic on a bike, when she reappears with a bottle of glue and a bat. "You owe me the candy."

" W A A A AI I III T you don't gotta do all that HEEEYYY Now WOAH OH OOOHH put that BAT DOWN-- I'M just a GUY I'm just some GUY you don't gotta DO ALL THA T TO ME -- "

I hope you enjoy candy that tastes like hot computer monitor, Blue!

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Does this look like a man who has a birth certificate, Ree?

" I don't know. "

“How illegal is it to not know where your birth certificate is and not know anybody that can vouch for your birth certificate.”

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" Oh it's not JUST for kids. "

Come here.

"Why would you glue a child to a bike seat?"

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Step 1: Apply glue to bike seat

Step 2: Pick up child

Step 3: Place child on bike seat

Step 4: PUSH THE BIKE

" DON'T FORGET TO SLOW DOWN IF YOU SEE TRAFFIC! ! ! "

"...I don't actually know how to ride a bike and at this point it's too late to ask someone to teach me without it getting weird."

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" Now you guys gotta start listenin' to the lil' voice inside your head that's temptin' ya to eat the insulation in the attic. Sawdust?! PFFF that's for casuals, EAT THE DRYWALL. "

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Pokémon RPC Heritage post

The Four Rocket Executives