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Hey folks, I mentioned over on Lusamine's blog that I'm burnt out on Pokémon roleplay, so, I'm bringing that up over here too.

I'm taking a hiatus on all of my Pokémon blogs:

This one @aetherceuse @seginbeats @dokuekii @volotheism

I'm just not feeling it. Sorry folks. I know I just came back on to Lusamine after a previous hiatus, but, yeah. That was because I wanted to hang out with a handful of friends and my girlfriend. Ultimately, I burnt out because I was trying to force myself to be here, because I felt that if I kept writing, I'd eventually get the spark again, but, it's just not there.

I don't know when or if I'll make a proper return, but, yeah. That's what's up right now. Sorry guys.

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" ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ "

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I mostly jump on this blog to be annoying to the RPC, I've been over on -> @aetherceuse if you're looking for me

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" I'm allowed in every single house. "

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" Did a banana just place a tender kiss on my hand????? "

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@chounaifu asked:

" Banana guy, my pal, my companion, my A-PEELING buddy, long time no see, I hope ALL is WELL in the BANANA ZONE. "

"Woooooow, what a coincidence! Long time no see!" Really, how long has it been since he last saw this guy, huh? Who was he, again...

...Oh, right! That one guy that Gold once turned into a fellow banana once. Somehow. That sure left an impression on a lot of people, last he could tell...

"Honestly? Not too shabby, despite many things going on. And boy, do I mean maaaaaaan......"

.... why is there a giant ✅ over Proton's head?

"...Wait, hold on a sec." In which one of Proton's hands would be held and given a quick smooch on the back of it. Because the anon who sent in that challenge didn't specify where to kiss the closest non-anon, so this counts.

"....As I was saying - so many things happened. But enough about that. How about you? How's it been not being a banana?"

...So he's just gonna move on from that dare? Just like that? Okay-

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" OR-- "

Grippy hands.

YOINK!

" We do it TOGETHER! "

One no-clip through the floor and now the bike has left the map.

FUN.

"How about you do it first so I can see how it works?"

Steps back tbh.

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She is incredibly disheveled, almost like she nearly got hit by traffic on a bike, when she reappears with a bottle of glue and a bat. "You owe me the candy."

" W A A A AI I III T you don't gotta do all that HEEEYYY Now WOAH OH OOOHH put that BAT DOWN-- I'M just a GUY I'm just some GUY you don't gotta DO ALL THA T TO ME -- "

I hope you enjoy candy that tastes like hot computer monitor, Blue!

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Does this look like a man who has a birth certificate, Ree?

" I don't know. "

“How illegal is it to not know where your birth certificate is and not know anybody that can vouch for your birth certificate.”

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" Oh it's not JUST for kids. "

Come here.

"Why would you glue a child to a bike seat?"

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Step 1: Apply glue to bike seat

Step 2: Pick up child

Step 3: Place child on bike seat

Step 4: PUSH THE BIKE

" DON'T FORGET TO SLOW DOWN IF YOU SEE TRAFFIC! ! ! "

"...I don't actually know how to ride a bike and at this point it's too late to ask someone to teach me without it getting weird."

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" Now you guys gotta start listenin' to the lil' voice inside your head that's temptin' ya to eat the insulation in the attic. Sawdust?! PFFF that's for casuals, EAT THE DRYWALL. "

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Pokémon RPC Heritage post

The Four Rocket Executives

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" It's okay I'll do it myself. "

Super glues their hands together.

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" It's okay I'll do it myself. "

Super glues their hands together.

aaaaand he ruined it.

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" Some of you are getting mad and that's just because I'm a genius who's always right. "

" By the age of six, EVERY child should know how to hot wire a car and steal from government buildings!!! I'm gonna personally give every impressionable six year old a pocket knife and a bag of candy full of red dye for the EXTRA POWERFUL BRAIN CHEMICALS. "