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Wow. Fake friend. Gi, I want you to remember this when your feet hurt after fashion week. Because I will. Nope- you won't rub my feet, so no shield. It will just have to stay above my bed to wow the ladies and seduce them more. Also- you wouldn't. It may sound nice to retire, but coming from someone that was looking forward to having more time to myself to wind down and begin new chapters of my life...it was too good to be true. I think that was the worst choice for me, to be honest.

your feet? babe, i’ll happily rub your shoulders, maybe even throw in a scalp massage if you play your cards right—but foot stuff? yeah, that’s where my love language taps out. i’ve got zero foot fetish credentials. i am, however, absolutely taking that shield. do you know how much i’m gonna rake in auctioning it off to cosplay geeks on ebay? i’ll be retiring by next week—start planning the celebration.

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Come rub my feet. Like this is actually an emergency or I wouldn't ask you to do such a task. And i'd say I would pay you, but that makes it sound even worse. I will...feed you? You can pet Dodger? You can have my shield? @eminencegi

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Of all the artists, who was your favorite this year at Coachella? I feel like i'm so unhip with all these new artists and had to play cool all weekend pretending I knew who exactly I was listening to and all the lyrics...even more uncool for saying unhip. Am I old? @liipadua

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You have to settle a debate for. me, and i'm not gonna tell you what side i'm on. If you sit in the middle seat on a flight, are you owed both arm rests, or do you have to share them? The tough, most important questions, today. @ciinkimberly

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How was your Coachella weekend? I didn't see you do another iconic surprise act this year. But also, I don't think the world could handle that heat if you did. You gotta let some of these artists have a chance up there. @dayazcoleman

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Alright I got a pitch. Hayley Williams as Poison Ivy. But...it's a MCU musical. You know- to switch things up and obviously you're the first red head that 80% of the population thinks of first and half of our childhood crushes....but also i'm such a musical theatre nerd I need that in my life. @hayleyeminence

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On a scale of 1-10, how dead are you? And i'm not talking about the Last of Us. Did Coachella kick your ass too? Because I feel like i'm gonna be on bed rest for the rest of the week. @pedrcpasccl

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the words hadn't even processed in his brain before they had left his mouth. but he was sure it was one of those sentences that sounded better in his head than they did coming out if he had. "victoria secret actually never crossed my mind in reference to you and angels. so jokes on you- i'm not a complete creep." he glared playfully, his attention turning slightly to the building crowd surrounding them. he felt like coachella would be just like a concert when his friend offered him his ticket he couldn't use last minute. but it was different, and his anxiety ached for something to take the edge off after only a mere two hours of walking into the desert. "devil in disguise might be a better way of saying that. but sure. you're very angelic if that's the term you want to go with."

with a shake of her head, tousled waves cascading down her shoulder in soft, lazy spirals, gigi let a smirk curl at the corner of her lips. “what a cheeky way of admitting you’ve been binge-watching my victoria’s secret runways like they're cincinnati bengals match tapes,” she said, her tone playful but edged with a knowing tease. “did you actually pick up anything useful, or are you still so lost in that lust-drunk blur you’re pretending not to notice how angelic i really am?”

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No, I honestly didn't think you could get more attractive and drip with sex appeal. But then Fandango dropped that bomb that was the Fantastic Four trailer this week and i'm even ashamed to be in your presence. Marvel looks good on you. My sore eyes are healed. Drink, funnel cake, and find a chapel. My life is changing so fast.

How have you been, dude? You pumped up for all these press tours that's gonna fill up the rest of your year and turn you into a insomniac?

I don't blame you, I can be pretty unbearable to look at and deal with. You competing with me?? You're hilarious. I think if people had to chose between you or me, they'd go with you. At least, I would. Gonna wine and dine you so well here, Evans. I'll buy you a drink and whatever festival food looks appealing to you.

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Why in the world would I want to spend more time around you? After spending months competing against that mug and charming personality? But if I have you all to myself, how could I stay no to a drink? I can't say no to being wined and dined. It's my kryptonite.

When were you going to reach out and tell me that you were around?! You're probably tired of seeing my mug, but if your busy schedule clears up to squeeze me in, let me know and we can grab a drink or something. @chrevanss

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"god- i need to get my eye checked. or slow down on the liquor. could have sworn you were an angel walking up, but alas it's just you." @eminencegi

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Are you calling me old? ...Honestly I needed to be humbled. Sexiest Man Alive gave me too much of an ego boost. This is actually my first year at Coachella, so I think it's gonna be a lot of checking out what there even is to do besides seeing a few artists. But I heard they got Skye Riley performing this weekend, which I think would be interesting. Fake movie popstar breaks the third wall type shit. How about you?

Didn't expect to see former Captain America at Coachella - but there have been stranger things here, right? Who are you looking forward to for weekend two? Any must dos on your list? @chrevanss

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I was obsessed with this song at one point. 

White Demon Love Song

The Killers