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Walker: Alright, everyone, we meet in the dining room at twenty-one hundred hours!

Bob: [Raises hand]

Walker: Nine o’clock.

Bob: [Lowers hand]

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the kiss-shaped bruise ❤️‍🩹

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Bugs when you lift up a rock

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Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.

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thunderbolts* thursday: scene redraw

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riding bob into the sky or something like that

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steve’s big fat embarrassing crush on eddie pt 1/4

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making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it

(commission info // tip jar!)

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nice pair of characters who trust each other more than anyone else in the whole entire world it would sure be a shame if one of them betrayed that trust for the sake of trying to keep the other alive. it would sure be a shame to love someone so much you destroy them

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9.8 yaoiquake

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Murder husbands. 💙❤️

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i mean whatever

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WINONA RYDER as LYDIA DEETZ BEETLEJUICE (1988) dir. Tim Burton

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bad stony doodle

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he can operate a cement mixer. he can plasma weld. he likes pink panties. he's known how to shoot a gun since he was 6 years old. he's a sub. he knows how to drive a tractor. he wants to know the sexy rules. he kills gods. he saved the world. he wants to retire on the beach with matching tacky shirts and umbrella drinks. he's been in to hell. he's scared of spiders and rats. he has a rainbow slinky. he can repair a diesel engine. he's a monster fucker. he likes to hold hands in bed. he can hack traffic cams. he has scoobydo boxers, a pair of socks that say "send noods" with pictures of ramen on them, and a pair of hotdog pajama pants. he made his own emf reader out of an old walkman. he loves to cook and clean the kitchen. he makes mix tapes. he wears a nightgown. he hums metallica when he's nervous. he always thought he could be a good dancer. he wanted to be a fireman.

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★ "I know it's not your fault but still-"