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sorry i just like,, died. my mental health went to shit since the holidays but i am back to posting on a regular basis!

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YAYYYY

Tagged by: @des-paa-cee-toeee

Last Song: Be Quiet and Drive - Deftones (I don't even remember listening to this 😭)

Favourite colour(s): Purple and red. I also really like light pink but you didn't hear that from me.

Last Movie/TV Show: Okay so the last movie I watched was Hardcore Henry. The last show I watched was Say Yes to the Dress. Very completely different genres but hey, they keep me entertained.

Sweet/Spicy/Savoury: Spicy or savoury all the way. I don't really like sweet stuff, to be honest. Sometimes it hurts my teeth or makes my stomach churn. I also have a really high spice tolerance, yippee!! (8 million scoville units is like the hottest I can go without dying.)

Relationship Status: I'm taken! It's about to be 4 months that me and my boyfriend have been together!

Last Thing I Googled: Character AI.... I cannot explain myself.

Current Obsessions: Rainbow Six Siege, Payday 2, Call of Duty, TF2, Hardcore Henry, Resident Evil. I think I just like shooter games/military-esque things tbh.

Tag Nine People: Uhhhmmm,, sorry for tags guys!!

@shining-cyrus @horangislittletiger99 @jellyfishoreo1206 @dibbs-n-scribbs @clone-captain-spark @ludwigsb0nker @raccoondog950 @miintsprigz @babyobjectlight

Nine people I'd like to get to know better

Tagged by @meghawhopp <33

Last song: Down by the River by Borislav Slavov from the Baldur’s Gate 3 Soundtrack (or more specifically the cover of Down by the River by Nerissa Ravencroft)

Favorite color: Blue and purple!

Last movie/TV show: Seinfeld, I’m currently on season four!

Sweet/spicy/savory?: I have a huge sweet tooth, so sweet things

Relationship status: Single

Last thing I googled: I searched up the show “Arthur” because I was trying to find that one meme where Buster was like “You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and spread lies?”

Current obsession: Fragaria memories and tears of themis mostly^^

Tag Nine People: @kyaruun @xinieeee @deadmansbistro @florapot @hunita812 @scuffle-with-spirals @rexonalapis @maxellera @manicpixiedoomedgirl

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Here's a peek at what is to come for a headcanon post!

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Working on my requests more regularly now! Thank you guys for being patient! Since holidays are coming up, it's been super hectic. Expect 1 short story and 2 headcanon posts soon 👀👀

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LORD HAVE MERCY, HOXTON IS BOOTYLICIOUS

sort by uhh... an important order

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Hello! Im super glad i found someone with tf2 requests open, yippee!! Could i please request a Spy x reader where the reader has insecurities about dating cause they feel like they’ll be too attached and scare away their crush (this one being Spy)? I think having Spy, a man usually seen as reluctant to get too close to someone can pair well with someone who gets attached too easily and is scared of scaring their crush away.

Have a nice day!!

A/N: Cocky French man finds absolutely adorable and shy reader. I love this so much, thank you for requesting! I'm also sorry for the long wait, I had to take my mid-term exams!

This was also wrote with 2Fort in mind soooo.

Insert Spy singing Cupid here.

Rough French translations here. (I don't know French, feel free to correct me.)

mon ami/amie- My friend

belle/beau- beautiful/handsome

Je sais que tu m'aimes bien, petit lapin/lapine- I know you like me, little bunny.

mon amour- my love

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You sit in the lounge in the Red/Blu base, chewing at your fingernails. You've been thinking about a certain man, someone so unmistakable.. That certain man is Spy. He’s so mysterious and cocky, something you find so enticing. You can’t help but fear what would happen though. What would happen if he found out you like him? What would happen if you confessed and he didn’t feel the same way? That would, undoubtedly, ruin your friendship. You didn’t want to scare the man off or weird him out, it would be so awkward and heartbreaking.

Your overthinking eats at your mind, plaguing it with thoughts of self-doubt and many, many insecurities. You snap out of your thoughts when Spy enters the room. A pit of dread enters your stomach. You want to confess, you want to tell him how you feel about him but you’re scared of the worst things that could happen. 

Spy, on the other hand, knows that you like him. It’s a bit obvious by the way you follow him around like a puppy on a leash. He thinks it’s utterly adorable, so he acts oblivious. He doesn’t want to scare you off by telling you that he knows you like him. He can’t help but smirk to himself when he sees you, speaking in that husky tone, “Hello, mon ami/amie.” He notices the blush spread across your face, the way you nervously shift in your seat.. He loves it. 

It took him a long while to get to the point of getting close to you. He’s still not very open about himself, but he at least sits next to you and communicates with you fairly often. He’s a very untrusting man, mostly due to the line of mercenary work. He doesn’t let himself get attached to others but you’re special. You’re completely unaware that he actually enjoys your company since he plays it off as being bored of the others.

“Hey, Spy.” You say meekly, staring up at the Frenchman in front of you. He lets out a low hum as he takes a drag off his cigarette. He sits down not too far from you but doesn’t say anything. You’re too meek to look up at him, but he’s staring right at you. Little do you know, he’s waiting for your confession. “Do you have something to say, belle/beau?” You look up at him and quickly shake your head, but he knows.. He gets up, walking closer to you. He leans down and whispers, “Je sais que tu m'aimes bien, petit lapin/lapine.” 

He knows. Oh god, he knows. You panic, not knowing what to say. Is this going to ruin the friendship you guys have? Does he like you too? In reality, you couldn’t help but be attached nearly by the hip to this charming man. You slowly nod, deciding to be truthful. He smirks and whispers into your ear, “Don’t be afraid, mon amour.. I feel the same way.” With that, he presses a kiss to your temple before pulling away and walking out of the room.

You’re completely flustered. None of the other mercs saw it, thankfully. Did that just happen…? Maybe the Spy isn’t so keen on distancing himself from you as you thought..

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For the love of god, play the funny clown game

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I will do these just lmk what character and their source plsplsplsls

Smut Prompt List

“This cock isn’t going to suck itself”

“No panties?”

“Look what you do to me”

“If you want to cum you have to beg”

“I want to fuck you against the glass so everyone can see how good you take it”

“Can you feel what you’re doing to me?”

“I love it when you kiss my neck”

“I’ve never wanted to fuck you more than I do now”

“Don’t give me that look”

“Try to stay quiet ok”

“How the fuck did you manage to cover me in this many hickies?!”

“I want you inside me”

“Think you can handle that much”

“How do you feel about two at once?”

“Wanna join?”

“We’re in public, you know”

“I really don’t care, you look hot and I’m trying not to fuck you senseless right now”

 “Stop teasing me so much”

“You better watch your fucking mouth”

“I love the way you look when I’m inside you”

“I guess I’ll just get off all by myself then”

“You look so good on your knees like that”

“The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh”

“I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice”

“If we get caught I’m blaming you”

“Come here, you can sit on my lap till I’m finished”

“I’m not jealous, it’s just your mine”

“Touch me and you lose”

“Stop dancing like that or I’m going to cum right here”

“Stop doing that”

“I cant stop picturing you sucking my dick like that ice lolly”

“It’s just us, everyone else has gone to bed”

“Think anyone will notice if I start fingering you right now?”

“Why don’t we film it?”

“You look so good, can’t wait to absolutely ruin you”

“YOU SENT ME PICTURES OF YOU NAKED WHILE I WAS IN A WORK MEETING!”

“Want me to serenade you while you strip?”

“We passed “just friends” about 20 fucks ago”

“It’s not my fault you keep turning me on”

“You look so good with my hands wrapped around your neck”

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Hey everyone. There's another app on the Google playstore. Pretty sure it's not official and it's making money from in-app ads.

I think the AO3's latest post about apps is here:

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Hey hello ! Hope you're doing well !

Can I request a Payday fic (or headcanons if you prefer those) about Wolf feeling down (I haven't thought of a reason, maybe he's just stressed, idk) and being comforted by the reader/one of the guys ? So, something a little angsty, that turns into tons of fluff. Bonus points if there's some crying and hugs/cuddles. This guy deserves so much love.

If you do it, thanks so much ! And take care ! :D

A/N: I love the scrunkle, everyone keep sending Wolf requests, I beg!! (Also pls send like.. Sydney, Hoxton and Jacket requests too omgomgomgmgomgom)

I had to do WolfHox. Sorry not sorry. I can do one with reader if you want another version.

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Wolf sighs. Of course their heist had to go wrong. He sits in his room, away from the others, and stares off into space. He’s completely stressed out. He doesn’t want to bother anyone with his feelings, especially since they’re stressed out too. He’s stressed out because they didn’t make it out with the money, Clover got injured, and he just misses his family that he left behind many years ago. He lets out a low, frustrated and incoherent grumble before curling up in his bed.

Everything is taking a toll on him now and he doesn’t know why. He’s fairly open about his feelings but it feels like he’s been bottling them up for a while. When was the last time he ranted to someone? He doesn’t even remember. He wraps his arms around himself and slowly drifts off to sleep, thinking about all the things that have kept him up and feeling stressed. 

He wakes up a few hours later to the sound of his door opening. It’s dark outside now and the lack of light in his room at the moment makes it seem even darker. He’s still groggy when someone shuts the door and walks over to his bed before laying down next to him. Wolf lets out a groggy, “Hm?” and turns to look at the person. He can faintly make out who it is.. It’s Hoxton. Hoxton smiles a little and wraps his arms around Wolf. “Hey.. It’s just me, you’re okay.” Wolf relaxes almost immediately and leans into Hoxton’s touch. 

Hoxton and Wolf are both silent for a long while before Hoxton speaks up. “You doing okay, Ulf?” He knew Wolf was stressed. He always knew when Wolf was, since he wasn’t distant unless he was stressed and overthinking. Wolf shakes his head, tears welling up in his eyes. He can’t form any words, his mouth feels dry. He opts to turning towards Hoxton and buries his face in the British man’s chest, letting out a quiet sob. Hoxton is.. Surprised, to say the least. He quickly recovers and rubs Wolf’s back softly, “It’s okay.. Let it all out.”

Wolf finally finds the strength to speak. He rambles in between sobs, nearly incoherent and he hiccups and speaks quickly about all the things that have been stressing him out in the past month. Hoxton listens, still just rubbing Wolf’s back to comfort the Swede. When Wolf finishes his heartbreaking rambles, Hoxton presses a gentle kiss to his forehead. He speaks so quietly and softly, trying his hardest to comfort Wolf, “There you go.. It’s all going to be okay, Ulf. You’re doing so well and I’m glad you’re still here.” Wolf soon calms down as Hoxton whispers sweet nothings in his ear.

Hoxton feels the Swedish man relax in his arms and pulls him closer. They soon drift off to sleep together, Wolf being the first to fall asleep. Hoxton sighs contentedly, whispering against Wolf’s temple. “Goodnight, Ulf.. I love you.” He soon falls asleep as well, still holding Wolf tightly yet gently, as the stars begin to burn brighter in the dark, night sky.

Maybe telling someone about the things that are stressing you isn’t so bad after all.. Especially when they love you more than you could ever know.

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Maccready

Felt like drawing the ratman himself MacCready! Been listening to Stimpacks and Sniper rounds by @just-another-wasteland-merc in the background while drawing.

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you do character/character?! Yooo that’s so cool, if you want to can I request Dallas/Bain??

But I am not INNOCNET. I am gremlin and maliciously chuckling and sending this in with a evil smile

It can be angst it can have soooo much angst yea hehehhehhooohoo like it could just be GRIEF and I’ll be like 🙌🙌🙌 do whatever you want hehdhfh

A/N: Okay, I saw this and immediately had to do it. The other stories will be posted soon, I'm a big sucker for angst and grief. I hope this is as sad as it was in my head, I want to bawl everytime I think about Dallas x Bain and the end of Payday 2 fr.

I need sleep.

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Dallas and Bain were exclusive. They didn’t share their relationship with others but they didn’t seek out other people. In front of others, they just seemed like the best of friends. Behind doors, on the other hand, they were often practically attached to the other. They cuddled, kissed, sometimes made love when the others weren’t around. Dallas and Bain were both completely content with this. Little ‘I love you’s were shared, along with soft and meaningful kisses and caresses. Dallas gifted Bain many things he had stolen, giving Bain little proclamations of love.

Soon after their relationship flourished, things took a dark and sour turn. Bain got sick. He was infected with something. Dallas’ heart broke at the sight of his lover getting more ill as the days went on, yet he never stopped caring for and giving love to Bain. He took care of Bain as the virus seemed to weaken him and start depleting Bain’s health over time. Dallas was completely devastated..

On his way back from a heist, he heard the congratulations from Bain on a mission debrief. Bain was so proud of him and his heart fluttered. He couldn’t wait to get back to Bain after this heist and give him the love and care he deserves. Dallas was antsy, though. Something didn’t seem right. As he made his way back into the safehouse, he knew almost immediately that something was wrong. He nearly sprints to Bain’s room, heart racing.

There Bain was, dead. He had succumbed to the virus shortly after giving out the post-heist debrief call.

And now here Dallas is, staring down at Bain’s grave with a solemn expression. His heart longs for his lover, to see him, feel him and talk to him just one last time. He wishes he could’ve told Bain one last ‘I love you’ before he died, but by the time he had made it back, Bain was dead. He tries not to cry in front of the others, tossing his mask into the large grave. He’s never loved someone as much as he loved Bain, but all good things come to an end. Bain was taken from him and now here he was, standing by his grave.

Dallas whispers a quiet, “I love you, Bain. I miss you,” before turning and walking away. He’ll never see his lover again, and that’s what hurts him the most.

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Two drafts left to finish and another request to do! Feel free to keep sending in requests!! I love doing all the requests you guys send, they're so creative and fun to write :3

(Also just another note, I do write RDR2, Hotline Miami and Overwatch 2 stories/headcanons if anyone wants to send some requests of those! I will also attempt Star Wars requests!)

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Can I get some Wolf headcanans? Any kind will do (maybe or maybe not hoping for an angst or smut one), please.

A/N: I love Wolf tbh, he's so scrunkle.. Thank you for the request!

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Okay, so starting off with general headcanons before we get to the fluff, angst and smut!

I feel like Wolf is definitely one of the more emotional guys out of the gang.

He gets angry, nervous, sad and happy really easily.

He misses his old life but he feels bad at the thought of leaving everyone else behind/stopping contact with the others.

He prefers being around Dallas and Chains, they've been his buddies for a long long while.

I think he'd like to read a lot, be it small poems or long book series, I think he just like to take time to read something every now and then.

He also definitely loves celebrating holidays. I won't take no for an answer. He begs everyone to let him put up Christmas decorations every year.

I feel like he's either pan or bi. He doesn't care what gender someone is, if he likes them he likes them.

Fluff!!

He's definitely a gentle and caring lover.

He's a sucker for cuddles. He just likes to be held and he loves the feeling of holding someone else, it makes him feel so giddy.

His love language is definitely gifting. He'd buy steal his s/o so many gifts. Jewelry, stuffed animals, clothes.. You name it.

You could be like, "Hey, that looks familiar.. Didn't we steal that back in..." and he'd immediately deny it, looking both ashamed and embarrassed.

He really wants to find someone to settle down with and have a more domestic life with, like he did back at home. His s/o, a couple kids and a big house is his dream..

He loves it when his s/o does small things for him, whether it's small tasks on heists, give him gifts, cuddle him.. He loves all of it.

Angst!

When he gets emotional, he likes to sulk. He'll hide away in his room and cry.

He's also definitely not the most trusting at first, since his line of work requires him to be very wary and suspicious of those around him.

Sometimes he lashes out, but all he needs is someone patient and some comfort and he'll be okay.

He feels bad, leaving his wife and kids behind in the past, the guilt eats away at him a lot.

He just needs a lot of reassurance and comfort, despite not letting people in at first.

He does go from one mood to another super quickly, so he's difficult to handle.

Smut!

He's got an average libido. Sometimes it can spike and get a little higher than usual sometimes but it's usually just average.

He's very giving, a service switch.

He's okay with being on top or on bottom, he just wants to give his partner as much as he can.

He gets the most pleasure from helping his partner, not minding if he doesn't get much in return.

He can be a little rough sometimes, due to his frequent angry mood swings, but he makes sure to check on his partner afterwards and give them aftercare.

He definitely prefers his partner being on top due to how rough he can get when he's the one on top.

He finishes quickly, but he's up for multiple rounds if his partner is.

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Can I request Jimmy x Bodhi please? Not enough in the entire world

A/N: Yes omg I love them both sm. They might be a bit ooc but I live for the comfort to confession trope! (I also don't know how to portray Bodhi very well, I'm gonna be honest.) Lmk if you want more of these two!

557 words :D I'm tempted to start writing using more than like.. 1000 I just feel like I'd get repetitive.

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Jimmy sighs, sitting outside of the Payday safehouse. He’s smoking a cigarette, something he does to keep his mind off doing other things like other drugs or sporadic heists. He gets lost in his thoughts as Bodhi approaches. Bodhi looks over at the lanky man and smiles, “You okay, Jimmy?” Jimmy snaps out of his thoughts, looking over at Bodhi. “Oh. Yeah, I’m alright. Just thinking.” Bodhi nods and sits next to Jimmy. Jimmy is a little nervous, he doesn’t want to say something that could possibly scare Bodhi off so he just stays silent. Bodhi gently rubs Jimmy’s back and sighs, “It’s okay, y’know? You’re not going to weird me out or scare me off.”

Jimmy looks over at Bodhi and gives him a small smile, “Alright.. I was just thinking about our heists and the money we’ve been making..” He’s definitely not going to mention the drugs or liking Bodhi, not wanting to make things awkward. Bodhi nods in return, looking out at the cars driving by. “I get you.. Seems like we haven’t been making as much or really doing as much as we used to.” Jimmy nods and sighs. After a few moments, he leans his head on Bodhi’s shoulder, he can’t help it. He needs comfort right now. Bodhi sighs as well and wraps his arm around Jimmy’s shoulders.

Jimmy felt his stomach tying in knots, his face feeling warm as he blushes. He didn’t expect Bodhi to comfort him, let alone hold him this closely. He loves it. Jimmy closes his eyes and scratches at his facial hair, basking in the feeling of being held so tightly by the cunning surfer. He takes a shaky breath, trying to build up his confidence to confess to Bodhi, but Bodhi speaks first. “You know.. I like you, Jimmy. I.. I like you a lot,” Bodhi laughs nervously and continues after swallowing hrd, “I don’t want to make things awkward between us.. I just.. I thought you should know.” Bodhi feels his face flush and he looks away.

Jimmy lets out a small gasp, looking up at Bodhi. “You do..?” He was ecstatic but he tries not to let that show, “I like you too. I was too scared to tell you..” Bodhi let’s out a breath he didn’t know he was holding and looks at Jimmy, smiling softly. “I never thought you’d like me back.. Especially since I’m a guy and all.” Jimmy shakes his head and sits up, turning to face Bodhi completely. “Of course I like you.. I don’t care that you’re a guy, I mean, I swing that way anyway.” Jimmy laughs and Bodhi does too. Bodhi is silent for a moment before he speaks softly, “I’ve been meaning to tell you that for a while, I thought you were gonna judge me.”

Jimmy snorts and shakes his head, “Of course not. I think the one to judge you would be Chains.” They both laugh and Jimmy takes another drag off his cigarette. They sit together for a long while, talking about little things and enjoying each other's company. When it gets dark, they turn to head inside. Bodhi, being his cocky and cunning self, pulls Jimmy in for a soft kiss before heading inside. Jimmy is left speechless and his heart races.. He fell harder than he did before.

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may i ask, do you write for women too?

Yes! I have a few drafts right now that are going to be posted tonight and tomorrow, but feel free to send in a request!

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Got 4 stories in my drafts 👀 everyone stay tuned. This week is exams week for me, and I'm a little busy but they will at least be done by the weekend!