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Bundesland-Slogan Tournament: FINALE
Regeln: Finale! Die Polls laufen jeweils eine Woche. Es geht allein um den Slogan, nicht um persönliche Sympathie oder Antipathie.
Finales Match: Baden-Württemberg mit „The Länd“ vs
Hessen mit „An Hessen führt kein Weg vorbei“


#Weil meist wirklich kein Weg an Hessen vorbei führt#UND es wie ne Drohnung klingt#lolz#german things
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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed
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Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
Bread
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Where am I supposed to get new fenhawke smut these days? Gotta make do.
Hawke has just fucked Fenris on the library desk as per Fen's request. Previously he'd admitted to having fantasized about it for a long time. Until now they only ever used it for their reading lessons...
They are both out of breath and Hawke who already pulled his pants back up because butts need to be covered and the angle is terrible is helping Fenris sit up and he's nuzzling his hair or perhaps kissing his nose/forehead or whatever.
His beard is likely tickling, making Fenris laugh. Or maybe he's just pleased with himself, that his suggestion was good for them both.
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I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.
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in general i think hoping for the untimely deaths of most billionaires is pointless because most of them are functionally indistinguishable from the person who would replace them. getting rid of individual billionaires does not solve the problem of billionaires. but elon musk dying badly sure would solve the problem of elon musk
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"AI Engorgement" refers to the phenomenon where an AI model absorbs too much misinformation in its training data. This corrupts the model's base truth, leading to strange glitches. An engorged image model, when prompted to create images for "cat" and "historical", generated the following:


AI Engorgement may trigger a complete dissolution of truth within a model, leading it to back conspiracy theories, clearly debunked facts, and mistake fiction for reality. It is believed that the systematic siphoning of unreality by AI datasets is already revealing signs of engorgement in every major model.
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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity
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If you’re ever looking for a cursed object, it’s me
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