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I messed this tumblr up bad... Sorry. Anyway, I’ve started a new blog for (mostly) Undertale stuff and I’m uploading my own work on a (hopefully) daily basis. My username is Uwasoarty with my blog being called “Uwa So Arty!!” 

Goodbye to fandomsmakeheartsbreak

Hey guys. I’ve found that for the last who knows how long, that most of the stuff on tumblr has been dragging me down. So I’m going to make a new one that reflects who I am now and gives what I believe and who I believe I am. It’s going to be absolutely nothing like this one, so I suggest you don’t follow it. But in case you’re interested in looking, I’ll post the link soon. 

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Goodbye to fandomsmakeheartsbreak

Hey guys. I’ve found that for the last who knows how long, that most of the stuff on tumblr has been dragging me down. So I’m going to make a new one that reflects who I am now and gives what I believe and who I believe I am. It’s going to be absolutely nothing like this one, so I suggest you don’t follow it. But in case you’re interested in looking, I’ll post the link soon. 

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Well, our little toe is now dead apparently.

octavian is your little toe poking our of a hole in your sock

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YOUR COVER IS BLOWN!! We all know the truth now Jack. Or is that even your real name?!

I have a theory that Jacksepticeye is actually Crash Bandicoot

My one and only piece of evidence: The eyebrows 

case in point

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I love him

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Levels of Tumblr.

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

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Any show can be a mystery show if you start in season 2

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Allergies

Ravenclaw: So are you allergic to anything? Slytherin: The entire spectrum of human emotion. Ravenclaw: …. Slytherin: also peanuts

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Sorry.......

I’m sorry guys, I’ve been awful at tumblring for the last idk how long. I’ve had a whole lotta shit going on in my life. Which inspired me to create a side blog! All about my life. So... Boring crap and drama and tears and getting to know me. Here it is: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/thelifeofanaspie

Come follow me

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REBLOG IF YOU WANT ANONS.

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shocking

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Look at this adorable cat

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This is literally what most doctors said to me.

Me: "I'm really chronically tired."

Doctor: "Have you tried sleep hygiene?"

~~~ Basically:

• No technology an hour before bed (this is what actually relaxes me enough to sleep)

• Get exercise daily (I'm too tired to walk around the house sometimes)

• Go to bed at the same time every night (which is fucking hard as a mentally distraught teen who gets random and terrifying thoughts and stuff (and they also meant at like, 10 when I start to wake up))

• Never do activities other than sleeping in your bedroom (that's my personal safe place you're talking about, I can't do that, the rest of the world is terrifying)

• Go outside everyday (when the sun literally burns my eyes out and I cannot cope with sunglasses)

• Eat healthy (define "healthy", cuz I try) ~~~

Ok, not only are you the fifth fucking doctor to tell me about this and explain it to me, you're also the fifth doctor I've had to explain the reasons why I can't. (I was diagnosed with ASD meaning light/sound/taste/touch/smell is far more intense and it feels like it's screaming at you all the time and technology/mindless activities numb it) AND YOU'RE THE FIFTH FUCKING DOCTOR TO SAY "Mm, better not put you on sleeping medication, just do the things I told you to do". I LITERALLY GAVE YOU THE FUCKING REASONS WHY I CAN'T DO IT AND YOU'RE LIKE "oh well, can't do anything until you're ready to help us"

Then I found a doctor who actually listened and went "what? Those guys are dicks, you can't do that in your mental state, here have these pills and they'll help you sleep". And it fucking worked. It's amazing what the right doctor can do.

me: I’m mentally ill and struggling to get the energy to do tasks that are necessary for my everyday life

a neurotypical: having you considering taking on several time consuming and tiring hobbies, such as running, getting up at 5am to do yoga, and making green smoothies with 20 ingredients every day

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If you feel the need to, anonymously is fine. But seriously tho. I'm interested.

IMPERSONATE ME IN MY INBOX I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GUYS RETAIN FROM ALL MY SHITTY POSTS

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Just realized that hype is short for hyperbole. I’m dumb.