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Columbo "Fade into Murder" & Twin Peaks "Northwest Passage"

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The eliminating plastic grocery bags movement is a psyop campaign by Big-Garbage Bag to boost bottom line sales for little wastebasket liners.

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North Korea and Seoul Capital Area have roughly same population

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need to drink and drive with her

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Folsom Prison Blues in Meatwads voice

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Man calling himself bisexual: Reddit bisexual pseudo chaser

Man calling himself pansexual: Patrick Bateman with pronouns

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if you're new to fnv you need to understand that you have to play it on your shitty 1366x768 dell laptop with 4GB of RAM using only a trackpad forced to use vats for every single fight and on your friends steam account because you share yours with your dad and you don't want to ask him to use the credit card to buy a video game. and do that for like 150 hours minimum. and NO mods

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MY BIG PROBLEM WITH "FAKE BOOBS" OF BIMBOES IS THAT MOST OF THEM ARE RIGGED WITH HYPNOTIZING TECNOLOGIA TJAT WAS INVENTED TO CONTROL ALL MEN OR AT LEAST ALL MEN WHO DONT HAVE "THE STRAIN" LETS JUST SAY IF U GOT A CERTAIN GOVERNMENT INJECTION U DO NOT HAVE IT ANYMORE SO IT CONTROLS ALL MEN AND LET ME TELL U THERE ARE ALOT OF MEN AROUND ME BUT THEY ARE BEING CONTROLED MOST OF THEM TO NOT WANT TO TRY TO FEEL GOOD DOING SEXUAL TYPE SHIT WITH OTHER MEN IT DID NOT USE TO BE THIS WAU BUT I THINK ITS ALSO CALIBRATED BY THE WAVES IN THE AIR THESE WAVES DID NOT EXISTS ALONG TIME AGO AND PEOPLE USED TO BE HAPPY TRYING TO FEEL GOOD ANY WAY THEY CAN AND THATS NOT HOW IT IS NOW ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE PEOPLE

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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

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reading a cool security research article about a group who developed an automated scanner to find exposed Firebase databases, and the section where they talk about all of the companies they contacted to report the issue and the different responses has one of the funniest screenshots I've ever seen

(about a gambling website where login details were exposed)

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Babygirl put your pussyhole away we're liberating Penta

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I am not sucking your magnificent ripe tits tonight we're advancing on Hellmire

Babygirl put your pussyhole away we're liberating Penta

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Babygirl put your pussyhole away we're liberating Penta

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Let's see you make a new orbital bone out of fondant you dumb chocolate hawking fuck.

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My roommate is making pjackk meal