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in three years tiktokers are gonna be like “oohh baby im garlic and oil in a pan im providing flavor for the soup” and every bougie little knickknack store is gonna sell soup earrings and soup socks and soup iphone XXIV bluetooth accessories and theres gonna be thinkpieces about teens on tiktok inventing “soupcore” and theyre soooo weird and quirky ~~!! and i will literally still be here on tumblr

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Happy Pride!

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Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

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Uh, hi everyone

Sorry for being gone for so long, Tumblr was really starting to stress me out so I took a long break and then came back on a different account

If you want to keep up with me it's @h4zardousch3micals now

This is mostly just so y'all don't get confused when you see my oc's lol

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New year new me :) * carefully peels skin back revealing an identical, fresher skin underneath *

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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can you imagine moving from twitter to tumblr and half of the userbase is obsessed with a martin scorsese movie that doesn´t actually exist

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me: ugh i hate humans

also me: i love people they're so ridiculous and disastrous and never get along but there's still like 8 billion of them and theyre kinda different from other animals on earth because like they understand this thing called music that they make a lot of and are insane over but also they really enjoy getting energy by consuming other living beings. they make most everything fun and incredibly boring at the same time and despite it all most people just want to know, and thats really admirable, yknow?

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Stop relating to my posts they're not for you they're for me

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New people with empty accounts that are suddenly following me, I really need you to do something that looks like a human person. I've been here long enough now to remember the old wars, and you are coming into my home wearing the uniform of our enemies.

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I’m calling it now, “I bet you did numbers on twitter” will become a new insult on tumblr.com.

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Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

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this is actually so funny jackbox said go get jokes

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TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

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The absolute 180 degree turn of the dhmis fandom when it comes to playing favourites is so hilarious to me

The old fandom forgot the main trio existed half the time, all the focus was on the teachers

Now it's all about the three of them