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Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

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It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

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Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

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— Nitya Prakash

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if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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HELP

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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen

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good to see gimli and his five alt accounts are still alive and well

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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me when I catch that mf who's been "borrowing" my good sharpie

hostile work environment

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she weaponized her gag gift im crying

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they've got matching head patches

defying the odds with mama

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"I can be a home for what loves me..."

"i asked chatgpt-" well i asked the wasp nest in my attic, its song is loud and beautiful and i am afraid but it still called u a bitch

anyway a new tarot piece! i think i might've died on this one, yay. i couldn't let go of the black n white version so imma add it here just for myself. jane is one of my faves in terms of statements, so i just had to include her. also still not sure if i should just throw jonah as the emperor.

anyway yea, in my attic, straight up jorkin it. and by "it", heh, let's just say there is a wasps nest in my attic