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looks at you like this

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pick one you bald genderless idiot

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Security alert: Your orb was pondered from a new location

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桐庐tonglu, hangzhou, zhejiang province of china by 茂茂茂

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"just set reminders on your phone" phone notifications mean absolutely nothing to me

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so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

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they should invent a volume slider where 0% is silent and 100% is the maximum but 25% volume is 25%, 50% volume is 50%, and 75% is 75%. nobody's done that yet.

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there have never been any advertisements ever and I don't even know what the products are

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if tumblr dies you can find me acting on my best behaviour turn your back on mother nature everybody wants to rule the world

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<3

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“by the skin of their teeth” and other phrases the freaked me the fuck out as a child

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another song i like started playing in the playlist i created titled “favorite songs”

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hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.

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Dentist confessional. Like, forgive me doctor for I have sinned. I have partaken of the wine. Not only that, but the coffee and the tea. I consume carbonated beverages regularly. I eat sweets such as saltwater taffy and caramels. On the weekend, if I sleep in, I only brush my teeth at night. And then the dentist is like, "and are you flossing, my child?" and they just have to look away