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I return to Tumblr solely for this cat and his effectiveness

He has a lot of testimonials attesting to his effectiveness.

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TMAGP SEASON 2 PREMIERE LIVE THOUGHTS

Spoilers for like everything

-OH MY GOD HES DEAD

-what do you mean his hand is connected to the server

-gwen please shut up

-oh its gone why gone

-WHY BEEPING

-what

-kill the computer colin

-BRUTAL COMPUTER CROWBAR MURDER

-IT ATE HIM

-IT DELETED HIS BODY ELEMENT BY ELEMENT???

-once again what is .jmj error and why is it not resolved

-yes gwen freddie says you can leave

-SAM MY BOYYYYY

-somebody help him or ill cry

-celia.

-IDC IF YOU HAVE A CHILD YOU NEED TO LEAVE

-ITS NOT A PROBLEM FOR THE GOVERNMENT WHEN SAM IS MISSING

-GO PAPERLESS IN HIS HONOR

-me too alice i will laugh or cry rn and i choose to laugh

-RECORDER??

-sam oh my god

-LET HIM WHISTLE CIRCUS MUSIC

-GEORGIE CAMEOOOO

-it wont be the last zero notice call out

-nooooo be nice to sam

-WHAT

-REAL GEORGIE

-OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

-SHES A CAPTAIN??

-the named the car gertrude.

-oh my god he should have drunk the tea

-celia I need you to stop being so nonchalant about this

-THEY WEREN'T CASES YOU BITCH

-"responded to an attack" thats a strong antivirus system me thinks

-celia if you dont stay i and help i will find you

-thank you for that alice

-hey warden people

-STATEMENT TIME

-i love you compulsive tape recorder statements <3

-OH THIS GIRL WAS IN THE EYE DOMAIN WASNT SHE

-MAGNUS INSTITUTE MENTION

-i missed this so dearly you have no idea

-DONT YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT THE ARCHIVIST DYING WOMAN

-you sound a little dry there you good

-ohhhhhhh yiiiiiikessss

EEEEEE REAL GEORGIE IS BACK WE'RE SO BACK WE'RE SO HERE

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Happy TMAGP release day to those who celebrate!! (it's me I celebrate)

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IM AWAKE.

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So many thoughts all at once about that epilogue by the way, cannot stress that enough

-Colin is dead!!

-SAM IS IN TMA YAYAYAYAYA (I know this because in the transcript it says the tape recorder clicks on in a London exclusion zone, they were in Oxford when Sam went through the portal and tma took place in London. The portal opens and sam comes through it falling to the ground in london)

-alice most definitely doesn't know what celia did or else she'd be dead right now

- GWEN ASKING FOR A MANUAL FOR A POSSIBLE DEAD EMPLOYEE IS CRAZY

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"The magnus protocol is not a direct sequel to the magnus archives" MY ASS

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Diversity Win! The OIAR's women's quota just went up to 100%

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hi was talkin about it on discord CELIA WAS PLANNING TO SEND SAM INTO THE EYEPOCALYPSE. SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO BACK TO. AND SHE WAS GONNA SEND SAM THERE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT GOT FIXED. HER PLAN WAS TO SEND HIM TO THE 1000 TERROR HELLS WORLD. BRO.

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Sooooo is NOBODY talking about the fact that when the archivist said "speak" that was definitely ALEXANDER J NEWALLS VOICE AKA MARTIN KNIFE BLACKWOOD???

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TMAGP 25 LIVE BLOGGING

okay lets see whats up today

-whats up my guy and gal

-you are that bad actually (lovingly)

-alice you will get fired if you do that to anybody

-i dont know why kieran harte sounds familiar but it does

-anyways sorry hi Norris

-writers rage I see

-dude did you just go to a denny's

-breaking news, food critic goes to classic lower income diner that has the cool plastic red chairs and everything, is disgusted

-dont judge a book by its cover you prick :(

-you really do sound like gordan ramsay

-i dont think this is a good episode to be eating pizza rolls to

-food poisoning???

-COLIN

-colin.

-oh shit

-DONT KILL THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER PLEASE

-THEY'RE JUST TWO GAY MEN AND MAYBE A REALLY OLD MAN PLEASE DONT KILL THEM

-you're right I can actually hear you everywhere you go

-sam did attempt to body tackle him

-yeah sam you cant expect the government to replace an entire computer system just deal with the haunted one

-HEY DONT BE A BITCH TO CELIA SHES A SINGLE MOM

-CELIAAAA

okay well I think its important to know that we only have 5 more episodes left so thats fun and im scared

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TMAGP 24 LIVEBLOG WOO

alright lets go already

-gwen what

-girl is this a plot

-you probably are wrong gwen but okay

-gwen is plotting something

-HI NORRIS

-oh god the nanny cam spies are real

-i have a feeling this motherly love is about to shatter

-CELIA??

-celia in a mothers support group tracks actually single moms unite

-knowing how these things go something probably is wrong with rupert

-MA'AM THAT IS NOT A BABY BABIES DONT MAKE THAT NOISE

-rupert fucking killed her

-ARE THEY GOING TO TALK TO HELEN AND BASIRA

-PLEASE SAY YES

-celia of course you believe her you've FUCKING SEEN IT BITCH

-BASIRAAAAAAA

-GIRL

-sam is so goofy and so bad at social skills

-autism coded

-hearing basiras voice clearly without the static of a tape recorder is crazy

-sam istfg

-POLICE IS CRAZY

-this is not your basira celia im so sorry

-YOU DID NOT REMEMBER ANYTHING FROM THE FILE BITCH

i stg i am gonna punch this computer screen ifcelia keeps playing these games

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DO THEY HAVE TO BE DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE EVERYTIME??

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TMAGP 23 LIVEBLOGGING WOOOO

i brought out the big text title because im excited for this one

-first off I am terrified of this episode name

-i love sam doing unnecessary paperwork just because he wants to be silly

-Hello CHESTER. If that's your name you little shit.

-oh another forum thread okay im excited i like these ones

-my favorite thing about these cases is that its in english that I can comprehend

-bro wtf is a piece

-"smiley face :)" - Jonathan Sims

-mf what are you gonna do to that aqaurium

-ohhhhhh this is stranger vibes

-PROPERLY BONDED??

-oh why is this including the full moon

-ready to be home??

-"her"??

-"I've santized the scalpel as LazerCat23 suggested" WHAT

-also it says all these posts have zero comments how are you getting suggestions

-dude I really dont think coral is sanitary to put into your skin i dont care what the beauty gurus said

-girl what science project is this

-GIRL BURNTUMBERJ ISNT SUGGESTING ANYTHING YOU HAVE ZERO COMENTS

-SHE HAS MY EYES??? WTF ARE YOU ON

-whos almost here? agnes monatgue? i dont think she can still win dude

-this is like the not them but consensual

-i think your skull pulled apart a WHILE ago

-any luck with what

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY NEVER EVEN MET

-BASIRA?? WHAT IN THE FUCK

-HELEN??

-CELIA YOU NEED TO STOP WHATEVER SHIT YOU ARE STARTING RIGHT NOW

-gwen stop being a lying bitch go get therapy

-ohhhhhhh yikes

-i think even very bad is an understatement

-Alice and Gwen are FINALLY bonding jesus christ

-YES THE TAPE RECORDERS

-they literally are after all of you that has been so clear

okay this is criminal you cant just give us even MORE name drops

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WE ARE SO BACK

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saw someone say that celia is trying to pretend she doesnt know these motherfuckers (the motherfuckers being jon and martin i love those guys) and just pretending to go along with sams thing so he can help her get back home which like. YIKE. but the more I think about it idk if she would want to go back? she said if she goes back she cant take jack with her but shes still so obviously just pretending to not know about anything and is going along with it. I get pretending not to know because you cant exactly tell people you're from an AU where there was an eyepocalypse but going along with sams investigation doesnt make much sense to me.. also the implication that something or someone is preventing celia from taking jack with her if she does go back is interesting to say the least

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guess who forgot new tmagp episode came out todayyyyyy its live blogging time

-alright I think I already saw a spoiler for this episode and i REALLY HOPE ITS TRUE

-yes lena she ran

-LENA WTF ARE YOU ON

-you literally do wish her gone shes blackmailing you girl

-gwen gets demoted arc

-yes aint good enough for lena anymore apparently

-HEEEEEYYYYY AGUSTUS

-okay can these fucking doctors stop running experiments on shit

-i hope you all know I had to look up what those words meant (they are all animals)

-okay so this just isnt text to speech guys i literally cannot say this enough these are either recordings or these computers are possessed ASF

-a sentient telegraph sounder is so real

-LONELY????

-welcome back lonely you were very missed

-oh yes sam alice was actually

-BRUH HE KNOWS YOU ALICE STOP TRYING TO HIDE IT

-the computers ARE out to get you

-AGAIN??

-shes here because she physically cant quit, its called the supernatural sam

-YOU COULD WHAT?

-noise is absolutely right

-WHAT DO YOU HAVE CELIA

-WOOOOOOAAAAHHHH

-THIS SOON?? REALLY??? WE GET IT JUST LIKE THAT???

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OH GOD Colin messing with Freddie to make it malfunction in the same way TMA Gertrude made a mess of the archives OH MY GOD Colin KNOWS SOME SHIT