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Mexican mole lizard By: R. Van Nostrand From: Life Nature Library: Reptiles 1963
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in my mind if dragons were real then western and eastern dragons would be only distantly related species filling the same ecological niche across different continents. but due to visual similarities got called the same thing in English. and it would be one of those things that you hear on trivia game shows and go "oh that's neat" about and then move on with your day, like how tanuki get lumped in with racoons even tho racoons are musteloids and tanuki are canids. do you see my vision.
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Joan? of The Day: Word seems to get around quick!
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Insolent brats really are the classic type of person to punish
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no revenge because I forgot what you did #memoryloss
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I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness
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A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.
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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it
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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it
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boiling a lightbulb to extract its luminous essence and propertys and you best believe I then proceed to drink that business
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Moon shaped anomaly in the sky tonight
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i tried to hire a hypeman and the cheapest one (free) was a fucking wizard and now i cant get rid of her. she keeps saying shit like "she speaketh true" and "very wise milady" everytime i say fuckin anything and if she sees a car she tries to attack it with chain lightning. fucking embarassing honestly
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