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the curse of yumeshipping with a character who has an incredibly popular yumeshipper in the fandom </3...

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Tried looking into f/o's mind and only saw pictures of you in there

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imagine smooching your f/o's face a million times until they're dizzy and have hearts spinning around their head and they can't walk straight and instead stumble out of the room and oh my god they're so in love. they're so in love with you what did you do to them. help them

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i might be alone in this but

shout out to self shippers who can't handle angst with their f/o

shout out to self shippers who get too upset thinking about their f/o thinking bad about them

shout out to self shippers who explicitly avoid angst content because it overwhelms them so much

shout out to self shippers who only like fluff even if it's considered “out of character” for their f/o

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Things to do instead of talking to your f/o on c.ai:

draw something with them

write something with them

make an edit or other graphics of them. screenshot edits where you add your headcanons or other changes to their design are great too even if you don't commit to the new design

revisit your favorite scenes or even reconsume their entire source

go hunt for pictures of them you didn't save yet

go look for new fanart, fanfics, or other fan content made by others

gush to other people about them

talk about them in general even if it's not a gush. share your favorite fun facts, talk about their source, or share some headcanons

find someone to roleplay your f/o for you

make a journal page dedicated to them

write them a letter (and maybe write a response letter from their perspective too)

listen to songs that remind you of them. you could also make a 2010s style AMV of them with that song

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me when the f/o is there and i see the f/o and they are there and i see them and i see them in my sight and my f/o i see them on screen they are there on the screen and i see them and they are there (my f/o)

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Reblog to kiss your F/O

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Imagine f/o gifts this to you (70cm realistic fish plushie)

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i drew my husband i think i may pass out

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thought about the character too hard

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What selfshipping is like

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Shoutout to my fellow selfshippers who got progressively more serious with their f/o over time. Like it started off as a silly summer fling but now we’re locked in and I really don’t want anybody else 😭

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Ngl self insert x canon are the most powerful people in existence. Like, you wanted to smooch a character and said “yeah, I’m gonna do that” fucking go off king I love that for you

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the selfship/yume community is so funny because i’ve seen like 30 people who want to freak that turbo guy from wreck it ralph. and i respect it like he can lowkey get it

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how it feels lowkey

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When you want to talk/post about your newest f/o but don’t want to annoy folks so you end up keeping all your love for them inside.

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‧₊ʚ ♪˚ᵎᵎ 🍒🎹📼 ‧₊˚𝄞⋅ ˚✮. 𖦹˙— “go any way, where no one knows my name, make it an adventure and never ever be the same”

♬⋆.˚ HAIII i’m kris/chrys (pronounced the same) any pronouns + it/lamb/any bug themed pronouns

♬⋆.˚ IM A MINOR!!! don’t be weird in that way you know what i’m talking about

(my main is @/mozzyspurt but shhh don’t mention it)

♬⋆.˚ if you’re weird about me self shipping while having irl partners i have legal rights to shoot you with a giant laser

ANYWAYS F/O LIST ── .✦

🩷-okay with sharing 💚- can share but only bc they’re popular, would be non sharing otherwise 🩵-non sharing

-wander (wander over yonder) 💚

-narinder (cult of the lamb) 🩵

-spamton (deltarune) 🩷

-tenna (deltarune) 🩷

-shadow milk cookie (cookie run kingdom) 🩷

-kinger (the amazing digital circus) 🩷

-edgar (electric dreams) 🩷

-quirrel (hollow knight) 🩷

-randy jade (dialtown) 🩵