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"when people ask how you're doing, they don't really care." most of them do, actually, the amount they care is just directly proportional to how well they know you. you're just mad you can't be the main character of the Twice Daily.

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Oliver Liria

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Are you picking up what im putting down

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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

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An anecdote from the Washington Post obituary of James Earl Jones:

Mr. Jones played down his most famous role, as the voice of Darth Vader (David Prowse embodied Vader on-screen). He said it was just a day’s work, for which he collected $7,000. He later negotiated a better deal when Star Wars became a sensation.

Interviewers sometimes asked Mr. Jones if he took advantage of his forbidding Vader delivery to, say, scare away muggers. He admitted to the Times that he pretended to be Vader only once, while using a CB radio on a cross-country drive.

“The truck drivers would really freak out — for them, it was Darth Vader,” he said. “I had to stop doing that.”

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I'm just picturing this: sometime in the 70s/80s, some trucker on a long haul, hasn't slept in 24 hours, chatting back and forth on the CB... and then suddenly, that voice:

"Where can I find a Waffle House in this star system?"

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by Jacob Mitchell

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put in the tags:

your first concert

your last concert

your next concert

your favourite concert

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*something funny happens irl* *a line of text saying “wwwwww” in arial font scrolls from right to left in my field of vision*

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Any day now

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so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Would you like to import your contact—

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Streetcar under the Alaskan Way Viaduct, Seattle