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i really think house acts like such a freak (sexually) in his outward persona but i think he's mostly very vanilla and just kind of wants to be taken care of. whereas wilson has been forcing himself to act very vanilla sexually with every woman he's been with but he's like 10x freakier than house. i think if they ever hooked up house would be genuinely shocked at how freaky wilson wants to be. i also think cuddy was pretty freaky but nobody ever wants to talk about women do they. whatever. interrupting this hilson post to spread propaganda about how cuddy owns multiple straps

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what i love about mlp fim is that the power of friendship is not a symbolic thing it is a real and tangible force so potent it can be channeled into killing people

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Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?

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heart 4 brains

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using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

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I love how everyone in house is constantly trying to psychoanalize eachother. They aren't even psychologists. They literally just do that shit for funsies

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No one was doing it like tv shows in the early 2000s. I mean the partnerships, the secret gay love, the amateur child private investigators, the ghost hunters, etc. It was the decade of brilliant ideas and no funding.

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dexter "im empty inside" "i dont feel things" morgan. dexter high sense of justice morgan. dexter daily patterns he needs to accomplish to feel "normal" morgan. dexter not understanding jokes or slights morgan. dexter getting angry when people talk to him when he's not feeling talky morgan.

that ain't no sociopath, that's an autistic individual with trauma.

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the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there

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House md is such a trip because House and Wilson are standing cock to cock, tip to tip, packer to packer, emotionally and physically. House's employees have a polyamorous codependent relationship while also being at each other's throats constantly. Foreman's so represssed they think he's gay, Chase is so sexually active that he can't possibly be straight, Taub and Kutner scissored, Cameron's probably gay but she has a job to do so she isn't going to think about it too hard, Thirteen is bisexual and went to jail once. Everyone has used drugs recreationally at least once. They break into everyone's home then insult the state of their home and then diagnose the patient based on a "That's so Raven" vision that House has. They shouldn't have been doctors, they would all thrive better as Waffle house employees that leap over the counter to fight customers.

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House’s oral fixation but not in a sexy—sucks on a lollipop—way; in a autistic—his teeth are damaged from putting random shit in his mouth— way.

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The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode

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sum crazy dudes sketchi redraw to fight artblocc💪

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The Hand of God

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I just think multiple House characters should be allowed to have a dream where they are hitting their dad with a baseball bat and he is screaming and crying for help and maybe halfway through it has more to do with them killing him than it ever did protecting themselves