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I need to kiss scout tf2 very gently on the lips

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AS OF WRITING THIS POST; I’M GOING ON HOLIDAY!! THE MERCS GOING ON A ROAD TRIP IN ONE COMPANY BUS

scout: driver number one. responsible, gets them out of the tiny towns with the overly aggressive cops quickly. everyone takes turns on the aux. he does like to munch on something come hour four, but he tries not to go through drive thrus, and only stops for bathroom breaks if a majority of the team needs a break from the road. likes to get small trinkets on his travels. takes heavy’s seat when it’s his turn to drive, then takes sniper’s seat when heavy returns for his spot. thanks for keeping his seat warm, scout.

soldier: he’s the human energy drink that forcibly keeps everyone awake on the bus until he himself falls asleep. this isn’t until 9PM, generally. everyone has had to learn to bring something to drown him out. one time they tried to duct tape his mouth shut and he ate the tape. so they just let him yap until he’s satisfied. he also found that if he can shut the fuck up for like ten minutes, the drive will put him to sleep. needs semi-frequent breaks to stretch his legs or he starts popping like bubble wrap. likes to go through drive thrus. sits directly behind the driver.

pyro: permanently asleep unless the bus stops. the second the bus stops they are up and asking what’s going on, stretching their legs, shaking out what jitters they have from being cooped up in their seat for so long. they like to pull over and look at the sights sometimes, but they’re never the one driving to get to make that choice, but if they happen to be awake and speak up in time, the drivers will normally oblige for them. trinket and gift shop knick knack hoarder. situates themselves in one of the back rows, but not the very back.

demo: generally by the emergency window. if he prods soldier enough, he can get the man to sit next to him and he puts himself on the soldier distraction squad. he is more than happy to not be a designated driver, because now he just brings a flask, and as long as they don’t get pulled over he is not worried at all about whether they’re getting ticketed for that. immensely humorous, and equally loud as the american, he likes to play a lot of road games to keep his mind busy. falls asleep about halfway through the trip, but is awake for the final stretch.

heavy: driver number two, and inclement weather driver. heavy is seated in the very back, and is reading until he falls asleep along the back row. he is not to be bothered until it is his turn to drive, or if a random severe storm just blew in and it’s time for him to take the helm and get them out of there unscathed. very quiet the entire time, unless asking for directions or answering questions. most likely to stop through a drive through, and in general a very courteous driver as long as you ask nicely. the most time is added to the trip when heavy is the driver.

engineer: usually located behind demo to sneak sips off whatever demo brought. engineer is designated emergency driver. engie only touches the wheel if scout, heavy, or sniper died under sudden and mysterious circumstances. this has never happened, and by god it fuckin’ better not. he is also the only merc who is awake the entire trip. he doesn’t sleep well on any mode of transportation. it gives him weird and disturbing dreams. so he’s just up the whole time.

medic: seated across from demo unless heavy is driving. then he gets to partake in his ultimate privilege of being the Designated Passenger Princess. that is his favorite part. he moves to the very front, and gives heavy directions and slowly manipulates him into adding an entire two hours to the drive from the sheer amount of stops. he doesn’t even want anything, he’s just wanting to add more time to the clock. though, when he’s not being a vehicular and navigational menace, he’s just reading a book he brought with him, annotating shakily with a pencil. he also doesn’t sleep, but he will never be allowed to drive unless everyone else is dead.

sniper: driver number three, and night driver, normally. snipes sleeps until about halfway through heavy’s shift at the wheel. he just stands on the bus and stretches and walks back and forth in the aisle. nobody really cares, and this has only backfired on him once. and him busting his ass after heavy came to a hard brake wasn’t enough for him to think twice about doing that in the future. because he’s taking the night shift on the wheel, most of the team is asleep, and he is speeding like a bat out of hell to get them back on time. but his handling is so smooth nobody actually realizes what’s happening.

spy: emergency driver for when they commit a crime. if the bus gets pulled over, spy takes the driver’s seat and gets them the fuck out of dodge. spy has what can only be called a supernatural ability to outrun the police. you could drop him in a location completely unknown to him and tell him “the police are ten meters away from your location and rapidly approaching” and he’s immediately found the airport and booked his ticket. it is insane how quickly this man can avoid the steel grip of the law. otherwise, he is also reading a book, annotating, and occasionally dozing off in his seat. located near the back, across from pyro if the seat is available.

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IM ONLY A LITTLE FERAL. LETS KISS THE MERCS

scout: he’s grinning so wide. kisses back hard, occasionally knocks your teeth together. likes to run his hands through your hair and pull you closer by your cheeks. he’s not confident at frenching, and he’s willing to give it one shot to either get it right or never do it again. loves the feeling of lips against his. honestly just enjoys the sensation of being face to face with people, and he cannot help but to trail down your jaw. almost dazed when he finally gets the sense to pull away.

soldier: rough, gruff, and occasionally bloody. they’re not long, nor are they gentle; it’s almost difficult to even tell if it was meant to be a romantic gesture. but it’s warm, and it’s almost consuming. pulls you in with your hands in one of his and the other firmly planted on your back. he can just capture you. sometimes literally, he can pluck you off of a street, out of a chair, he’ll rip the covers off of you just so he can plant a fat one on you. he’s almost lethal with it.

pyro: it’s hard to get pyro in a place where they feel comfortable enough to remove their mask and kiss you, but they are thrilled to receive a kiss or two. especially in public, they get giddy when you kiss them. especially if you exaggerate it with a loud mmmmwah!! they will absolutely throw up. and when they can find a moment of solitude, and drag you away with them, they won’t fully remove their mask, but they’ll pull it up just enough to return their affections, complete with a comically loud mmmmwah!! wet, and noisy. giggles when they finally pull away from you.

demo: a rollercoaster in the best way. he starts so gently. your lips are just barely touching, there’s still room to breathe. but as you fully lean into him, he will grab you by the back of your head and keep you there. his tongue gently flicking along your bottom lip, soft groans and pants into your mouth, there is truly no telling (there’s a good amount of telling) where he will take you from here. but he’s almost waiting for you to make that choice. it’s the sparks of the flame. he’s gently tapping his fingers against your skin, eager for what you want him to do.

heavy: depends on when you catch him. heavy is less of a kisser and more of a gentle headbutter. also a harsh headbutter, but that is not what we’re talking about today. it is a reaffirmation of your presence in each other’s lives. but, if you ask him nicely, he will kiss you. very much a conservative kisser, he will see what you’re doing and go from there. this can lead to you two just straight up spitting in each other’s mouths if you’re both feeling freaky enough. doesn’t know what to do with his hands. if you move him where you want him he’ll appreciate it.

engineer: solid contender for the best kisser. firm, yet soft. hooks you in by your waist. engie has a lot of warning signs that he’s about to plant one on you, but the one you’ll catch first is the wide smirk that spreads across his face. will pull on your hair. gently, though! enough for you to register it. he likes to french, so be prepared to feel some tongue. he’s not shy with it either, he will absolutely shove his entire tongue down your throat if you let him. he just wants to taste you, is all.

medic: herbert. ludwig. another solid contender for best kisser because i love him and i’m a very biased judge. frantic and frenzied. usually bloody. pulls you in, firmly, by your jaw. holds you tight enough to leave bruises. also grins unbelievably wide when he kisses others, and he just can’t help but chuckle lightly as he deepens the kiss. intense and highly encouraging, kissing the doctor will fill the room with soft noises and sighs. and an occasional nip at your lips as he holds you mere centimeters from his own face. almost gets embarrassed when he’s done. his face is very red. but that smile is to wage wars for.

sniper: chaste and warm. awkwardly holding you by your shoulders so he can kiss you quickly and move around. cheeks always dusted pink, especially if you ask him to kiss you. he almost seems annoyed, but he is genuinely tweaking. this is just not what he thought would come from his day today. he gets more desperate the longer you let it go on. he goes from holding you to clinging to you. not giving you enough room to break. somehow you lose your footing, but his hold on you is so tight that you’re not worried. you stare at him. he stares back. then he brushes you off, sets you right, and goes about his day, quickly.

spy: the strongest contender for the best kisser. though he does not kiss others often. he knows how to tease you. make you want more without him having to do much. big big nose nuzzler, and treats your lips like the ultimate grand prize. he opts for your jaw first. very gently. and as he trails up your face he’s making heavy eye contact. he can almost conceal the inquisitive gleam as he studies your reactions in split seconds, before continuing, if you didn’t make the move first. it’s hard to resist making the first move.

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I AM LOCKED THE FUCK IN. KISS THE BLU TEAM

scout: some of the softest kisses you will ever experience. he is so serious about his lip care. and it’s so sad, because he won’t let the kisses linger. he’s almost firm. you get one, two, maybe three kisses in rapid succession, and he may stop, and look at you for a moment, an unreadable expression on his face; before giving you a cocky smirk and planting a particularly hard one on you. gently pats your cheek as he pulls away, and gives you a cheeky grin. he can keep going, if you want.

soldier: jane doe doesn’t kiss people often, if you didn’t know. sometimes, when you pulls you in for a private conversation, and you’re cheek to cheek, he will turn to smell your hair. maybe make a light comment on it. you could technically call his lips pressing against your head a kiss of sorts. but he gets very awkward when it comes to the act of kissing. sometimes he’s almost biting you, other times you can barely feel him brush his lips against yours. but if you’re willing to help him out, he could certainly get better!

pyro: you are opening a can of worms. a big, overly enthusiastic can of worms. they are attached to your hip. all day. there is no losing them, no shaking them, no pawning them off to someone else, hell, the team will point and laugh at you if you are caught in their crosshairs. and every time they get you alone… they’re begging for another one. and another one. and maybe one on their cheek. and maybe one on their neck. and maybe you’ll let them kiss you back? just a little?

demo: he’s a biter but it’s not scary. he just likes the feeling of your bottom lip caught gently between his teeth, likes feeling the fat under the skin. he can’t help but grin. he is a generally firm, and quite vanilla kisser otherwise. he doesn’t want to stick his tongue down your throat (unless you want that), he’s not trying to swap that much dna with you orally (unless you want that); he enjoys a nice, hearty kiss! something to get the blood rushing. wherever you go from there is a nice bonus. normally pulls away with a chuckle.

heavy: he’s a biter and it’s scary. frankly, if you’re kissing this man, you’re already doing a lot more than that… that’s like third base to him. and it’s well worth the wait. especially when he gets noisy. sometimes he just can’t help it, he’s panting. he’s gasping. he’s gagged and stupefied, and words have left him. all he can think to do is bury his face in your neck and bite down, and maybe it’ll be enough to muffle him. you leave with hickeys, and he really doesn’t like you. he likes the way you taste, though. he could go for more.

engineer: sweet, warm, and better when he’s tipsy. likes to grab at your clothes. not even trying to pull them off, just likes to grab at your clothes instead of you. he only kisses with the goggles off. lets you see those dark brown eyes as he stares at you, a half cocked smile on his face. he can’t help but call you pretty. he croons it. and he comes back in. soft lips, occasionally cracked, but only if he’s been particularly busy in battle. he’s bolder when he’s tipsy. harsher, more demanding. all in all, a thoroughly entertaining time. he’s happy to continue if you’d like.

medic: oh, doctor…! he’s horrifying. and he’s sudden. and he’s almost unintentional with it. he calls you over, you’re peering over his shoulder, you turn to look at each other and his breath hitches. he’s studying you. you watch his brows twitch. and he leans in. or maybe it was an illusion. it is debatable whether what he did could be called kissing you. just the atoms of your lips brushing past each other. but he immediately apologizes as he is filled with the dread that it isn’t enough. and he stops you from pulling away. and he repeats his apology as he holds you there by your neck, and repeats it again as he pulls you into his lap. he never intended to take it this far. but here you are, face to face, chest to chest. loud groans into your mouth, and his eyes are hooded from endorphins. desperate, and filled with a passion he wasn’t sure he had as he holds you against him. please touch him back. he’ll crumble if you do and you’ll shatter him if you don’t. one of the best times to challenge the doctor for dominance in the relationship. he is too lost in the sauce to want to fight you for it. take him. take all of him. he’s yours.

sniper: oh, you want a kiss? okay! kisses your temple and waves you off with a smile. he gets a little flustered to kiss people, so he’ll opt for any other location than your lips. a cheek. your forehead. a hand. he doesn’t mind those. quick and easy. it’s when he kisses you that he gets… carried away. he just gets rougher, and rougher. until he’s genuinely smashing his face into yours. it’s a sensation he gets a lot of enjoyment from. it’s like TBI but he keeps more brain cells. feeling the experience of lips molding against each other. of teeth clicking and grinding against each other. he will chip your teeth. there comes a point where he just starts laughing as he refuses to let you pull away. he will finally break with a cheeky grin and a quick apology, and fans his face with his hat. whew! good session! let him know when you want another!

spy: soft, simple, and smooth. spy does not add many frills to his methods, other than ensuring his lips are soft enough. confident french kisser but he does not bust that out of the toolbox often. he finds it overdone and sloppy. there is a beauty in his simplicity, a gentleness to his work that leaves you feeling almost empty by the end of it. but then he takes your face gently in gloved hands, with a soft stare. and pauses slightly before he captures your lips in his. hands travel down your back, and up your shirt if access is easy. you might end up taking it off. it’s very easy to go too far with the man. he seems to lose himself in the flurry of romance. the skin he touches isn’t enough. he needs to see it with his own eyes. he needs to see where he’s touching you that makes you gasp like that. he wants to see your back arch into him in real time. there is a look on his face as he pulls away, gentle, and contemplative, before his lips crack into a wide, shit eating grin. the echoes of a plan bouncing around in his mind. he seems to really like you. you might get more than what you thought out of this.

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I need to tug on solider tf2s collar

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Playing block blast with someone is basically the same thing as hitting it raw

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punch punch.

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sniperspy? we are starving :(

does this count? i never showed this here !!

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Every day I think about a potential tf2 taunt that lets you make character kiss. The problem with this is 40+ combinations gets complicated, so in my mind I have since simplified it to a Medic taunt, similar to Soldier's choking one, in which the other classes kiss him in thanks for the heals.

Scout: acts grossed out about it, goes on tiptoes and kisses the very edge of Medic's lips and wipes his mouth afterwards (He secretly enjoyed it)

Soldier: recreates that one painting where the soldier swings the girl down to kiss her, then steps back and salutes

Pyro: HEADBUTT

Demo: drunk af, stumbles in, slings his arms around Medic and gives him a massive sloppy one on the lips

Heavy: the one you've probably been waiting for. Picks Medic up clean off his feet, borderline make out session, puts him down politely afterwards

Engineer: has to pull Medic down by his lapels (short) and gives him a chaste enough one on the lips bc his mother raised him right

Medic: synchronised double cheek kisses with the "mwah" sound effect from the heavy is dead

Sniper: KAKEBON, lip kiss, bonus "i reckon ur gonna get real used to lookin up at me" line

Spy: back of hand kiss, double cheek kiss AND slightly hesitant peck on the lips

...I've thought too much about this haven't I

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unearthing this one from my drafts also bc i forgot it was in there, and a lot of you said i draw pyro like a borzoi

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Here's Pauling's design from my last mini comic

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teeny tiny man had a nightmare

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continuation of this he had to wear the outfit for the whole match... guess which team lost 😋

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comfort

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scoutsniperscout sandwich 🤭