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Stole my lovey's boxers he never wears. Best way to pack when the house you're moving out of is boiling hot.

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50% OFF ALL MEMBERSHIPS AT BETTYJETSON.COM

Because my only source of solid income this month has fallen through I am now unable to pay for any of my bills for August. I currently have $151.51 to last me until I somehow magically hustle my way back onto my feet.

These discounted memberships will be available as long as it takes for me to feel secure, and their prices will stay in effect so long as you do not cancel.

Trial membership $10 for 7 days now $5

Monthly membership $25 now $12

3 month membership $50 now $25

Yearly membership $125 now $60

Please take advantage of these deals, and if you cannot sign up reblog this post like crazy. I need the help now more than anything.

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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Someone's threatening to leak my nudes along with other personal information. What do I do?

I know there are tons of resources on this website but I’m mobile blogging could some of my followers point her in the right direction?

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I'm bratty and I need dick

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When I have to be an adult…

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If your nude photos are posted online without your permission, Microsoft and Google want to know.

For years, most victims of revenge porn — people who have had their nude photos shared online without permission — basically couldn’t do anything about it.

According to one study, over 50% of all adults engage in sexting, and 70% admit to having received a nude photo online or over the phone.

And yet, despite the fact that we all (or at least more than half of us) do it, there’s still this weird, persistent, harmful notion that if your naked pictures get leaked or shared maliciously by an ex online, it’s your fault for taking them in the first place.

It’s completely backward, but sadly, the law seems to at least kind of agree.

As of September 2014, New Republic found, putting someone else’s illicit photos online without their consent was illegal in just 16 states, though laws have been proposed in more states. Not only is it typically impossible to prosecute the perpetrator, they note, it’s impossible to legally compel websites to take the images taken down most of the time.

But thankfully, Microsoft and Google — which operate two of the biggest search engines on the web — don’t think it’s your fault. And they’re finally saying “Enough is enough.”

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How to respect a sex worker you follow on tumblr:

Don’t just like their content, reblog it. 

Don’t remove their captions, no matter WHAT it is. 

Don’t add comments about what you would like to do with/to them. 

Treat them like a human being, not just a sex object.

Don’t spam like their posts (especially ADS!)

Don’t send fanmail (many hate it.)

Purchase their stuff occasionally if you can. 

Compliment them on their videos you’ve bought and enjoyed, not their free ads.

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I want to write a fic where Lilo goes to college and her roommate is Boo from Monsters Inc. Boo is the first person to think Stitch is adorable and cuddly, and Lilo is the first person not to act like “Mike Wazowski” was a weird name for a goldfish. They get on like a house on fire which is kind of bad for Nani’s blood pressure.

But then one night they wake up in the middle of the night because something is in their closet. And the door starts to creak open so Stitch tackles whoever (whatever) is in there. They fall back into the closet, the door slams shut… and when Lilo runs over and opens it there’s nothing but an empty closet.

Then Boo tells Lilo all about this weird thing that happened to her when she was a kid, and how no one ever believed her but she knows it was real. 

And cue Lilo and Boo busting into the Monster world to rescue Stitch and wreaking mad havoc in the process.

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Win a pair of our new ears! They are already made and ready to go!  We will select a winner randomly on Tumblr and Facebook.   All you have to do is Reblog this post. No following required! :3  Contest will end July 29th.  Goodluck! <3

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Broke af?

But still interested in feeding yourself? What if I told you that there’s a woman with a blog who had to feed both herself and her young son…on 10 British pounds ($15/14 Euro) per week?

Let me tell you a thing.

This woman saved my life last year. Actually saved my life. I had a piggy bank full of change and that’s it. Many people in my fandom might remember that dark time as when I had to hock my writing skills in exchange for donations. I cried a lot then. 

This is real talk, people: I marked down exactly what I needed to buy, totaled it, counted out that exact change, and then went to three different stores to buy what I needed so I didn’t have to dump a load of change on just one person. I was already embarrassed, but to feel people staring? Utter shame suffused me. The reasons behind that are another post all together. 

AgirlcalledJack.com is run by a British woman who was on benefits for years. Things got desperate. She had to find a way to feed herself and her son using just the basics that could be found at the supermarket. But the recipes she came up with are amazing. 

You have to consider the differing costs of things between countries, but if you just have three ingredients in your cupboard, this woman will tell you what to do with it. Check what you already have. Chances are you have the basics of a filling meal already. 

Here’s her list of kitchen basics. 

Bake your own bread. It’s easier than you think. Here’s a list of many recipes, each using some variation of just plain flour, yeast, some oil, maybe water or lemon juice. And kneading bread is therapeutic. 

Make your own pasta–gluten free. 

She gets it. She really does. This is the article that started it all. It’s called “Hunger Hurts”.

She has vegan recipes.

Don’t have an oven or the stove isn’t available? She covers that in her Microwave Cooking section. 

She has a book, but many recipes can be found on her blog for free. She prices her recipes down to the cent, and every year she participates in a project called “Living Below the Line” where she has to live on 1 BP per day of food for five days. 

Things improved for me a little, but her website is my go to. I learned how to bake bread (using my crockpot, but that was my own twist), and I have a little cart full of things that saved me back then, just in case I need them again. She gives you the tools to feed yourself, for very little money, and that’s a fabulous feeling. 

Tip: Whenever you have a little extra money, buy a 10 dollar/pound/euro giftcard from your discount grocer. Stash it. That’s your super emergency money. Make sure they don’t charge by the month for lack of use, though.

I don’t care if it sounds like an advertisement–you won’t be buying anything from the site. What I DO care about is your mental, emotional, and physical health–and dammit, food’s right in the center of that. 

If you don’t need this now, pass it on to someone who does. Pass it on anyway, because do you REALLY know which of the people in your life is in need? Which follower might be staring at their own piggy bank? Trust me: someone out there needs to see this. 

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You know what’s fun? Reclaiming your femininity after years of feeling and acting like you couldn’t be “girly” because “girly” things were “bad.” Man I’ll fuck you up with red lipstick on while wearing a sun dress and drinking a wine cooler, don’t think I won’t.

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Got all dolled up for a trip to west ed with my lovey and a friend. After we got home I decided to be naughty while he was recording a new song.

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Had a good night out last night with my lovey and some friends. Got spoiled today with new red lipstick and nail polish. bexleyquinn is so good to me <3

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I’m gay as fugggg. PS: I think her sister looks like she’s one of Girls’ Generation. I don’t get how someone that pretty thinks that I am pretty.

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Breakfast shenanigans with Sheik (full version)