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Redeem, Rehabilitate, Romanticise

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"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" bro hes an original. hes one of the blueprints. this isnt new, this is just a revival

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alright here's today's controversial post. a good amount of you on here will be like "english was my favorite subject 😍😍😍" and then reblog posts like "here is why sex scenes CAN'T have symbolism" and "stop consuming media with toxic characters" like okay so what were you doing in your english classes then. cause it apparently wasn't learning or analyzing. i'm pretty sure it was doodling pictures of eyes.

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🔥 songs that fuel my villain energy 🔥

putting on your villain outfit, stepping into your knee high boots, pulling on your long gloves, testing your gun, making sure you have all your weapons, then you look in the mirror and smile your best evil smile, satisfied you step out for the night ready to wreak havoc on everyone's life

I AM TIRED OF BEING NICE AND I JUST WANT TO GO APESHIT

Playing emo music on full volume at 3 am every morning to piss off the neighbours

Sorry I threatened you with a knife my intrusive thoughts told me to do it

Beautiful flames of fire flicker in the reflection of your eyes as you watch everyone and everything that has ever hurt you go up in flames

Lying awake at night thinking off all the toxic people in your life that are responsible for your trauma and imagining all the ways you could get back at them

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Do you have a rules page people can look over? :0

I most certainly do! I usually link to it more on my actual blogs than on the hub (sorry, I didn’t realize this was on my main), but here you go.

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we need to stop doing litterary analysis....... like maybe kafka just litteraly turned into an insect who are we to tell him that he didnt

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i love the positivity around encouraging people to infodump and share their hyperfixations but i also need you all to understand that getting me talking about my interests is like stepping into a beartrap

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girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

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the way artists draw themselves is so funny like we all make ourselves look like exhausted gremlins and then there’s fucking. elmer “butch” hartman who managed to make his self insert oc look like a complete and total douchebag

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honestly, i’m always over here low-key ready to throw down with anyone who says that canon muses are better than OCs. 

the only difference is that they’ve been published.

because let’s be honest. some canon characters are so fucking terrible and you basically have to make them into an OC [in all but name] to make them bearable. 

[just like there are terrible OCs!]

there is literally no other difference. you playing canon means you’re playing someone else’s OC. that’s it.

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yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

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i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

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anyway

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gender of being a funny little guy. a he/he/he , if you will.