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Samalamadingdong

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really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

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it sucks being an American because people from other countries will make fun of you for liking burger and you will try to be like NO! I EAT OTHER FOOD TOO! but you can't get the words out because you're too busy salivating over the idea of burger

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situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.

however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading

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Knives out is one of the best movies to watch with film nerds because you can just chat for way too long about all the little details that went into it which you don't see till a rewatch or 4

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Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

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Ooh the one in the top left corner, the Creative Muvo? I had one of those from 8th grade until i was about 21. That thing was fucking awesome. I always wanted to get another but never got around to it.

i think we should all go back to carrying cheap little plastic mp3 players that look strangely edible and only hold like 200 songs

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Personality hire

Working Cats

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also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.

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“villain attempts to go back in time to kill superman as a small child, gets shot in the face by ma kent, who buries him behind the barn with the others” would probably have niche appeal as a comic but i don’t care, i want it

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There's a new intern at Nintendo and he's putting out LIES and FAKE NEWS on the Nintendo Today app

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Animation of my Luigi puppet by talented animator Katie Lathrop!

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His eyes are burning of rage like two suns

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Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!