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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

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There’s a lot of excellent examples of the difference between a million and a billion, but here’s my new personal favorite from a conversation I had today:

A million minutes ago was April 2021, the height of the COVID pandemic.

A billion minutes ago was November 121 CE, the height of the Roman Empire.

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get up in the evening and i ain’t got nothing to say i come home in the morning i go to bed feeling the same way i ain’t nothing but tired man i’m just tired and bored with myself hey there baby i could use just a little help you can’t start a fire you can’t start a fire without a spark this gun’s for hire even if we’re just dancing in the dark messages keep getting clearer radio's on and i’m moving round the place i check my look in the mirror i wanna change my clothes my hair my face man i ain't getting nowhere i’m just living in a dump like this there's something happening somewhere baby i just know that there is you can’t start a fire you can’t start a fire without a spark this gun’s for hire even if we’re just dancing in the dark you sit around getting older there's a joke here somewhere and it's on me i’ll shake this world off my shoulders come on baby the laugh's on me stay on the streets of this town and they'll be carving you up all right they say you gotta stay hungry hey baby i’m just about starving tonight i’m dying for some action i’m sick of sitting round here trying to write this book i need a love reaction come on now baby gimme just one look you can't start a fire sitting round crying over a broken heart this gun's for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark you can't start a fire worrying about your little world falling apart this gun's for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark

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Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

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i support women’s rights to be ugly. for example (list of features that are part of existing naturally as a human) I am woke btw

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teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

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Requesting Maxwell's Silver Hammer at the club

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those religious guys who say they can't hang out one on one with women, can't be in a room alone with women, can't shake hands with women etc are all disrepecting you as a human being FYI

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girl on tiktok was saying that getting cosmetic surgery is about women taking back their bodily autonomy in a time where our rights to our bodies are being taken away

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Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future" is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."

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sorry the golden retriever bf thing still annoys me. when someone describes their man like that i just think ok well he sounds like a pain in the ass. good luck with that fool.

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I fully believe if Bella had the means to do so, she would have stalked Edward back.

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