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people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17

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Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia

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transfem waitress at the cheesecake factory i love you. transfem line cook at the local diner i love you. 800 cool tgirls in the crowd at the laura concert i love you. trans woman in line at target giving me a nervous smile and noticeably brightening and swishing your sundress after seeing me i love you.

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please watch this tiktok (x)

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Thinking about those people who want to fuck Lego Bionicles

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The kind of sex I want requires like 3 layers of psychological manipulation

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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Heard someone at Coffeehouse say “If Vaccines really caused Autism, the American Railway system would’ve skyrocketed”, and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it.

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stuff like this is awesome! it’s a great way to help a charity and let people know your tattoo shop is trans friendly! and a fuck you to jk rowling of course.

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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

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Want to see me naked

not really, but im fascinated by how tumblr displays your empty profile so i might jerk off to that instead

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"marriage is the ONLY way to get these protections" "there is NO WAY to hack a legal arrangement to cover everything that marriage grants" "kiddos you don't remember what it was like before we could get married, we finally got rights because we could get married" Okay But You Recognize Why That's Bad, Right. Like that is really, really bad that you have to enter a specific type of relationship to get legal rights. That is A Problem. You recognize that that is Not A Good Thing, Right

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Am I the only one who notices that new pickup trucks are afflicted with like furry porn levels of cartoon masculinity in their angles and faces

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

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I am sofucking scared right noow the doll is chasin g me and it keeps yelling YOURE A PREP YOURE A PREP and sticking its middle fingner up at me . i hate the emo commumpity fucking leave me along

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