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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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me on a call with my client: Unfortunately I'll be off on Friday due to it being my birthday and this being a company perk.

client: oh thats so cool! do you have any plans?

me (filter surgically removed due to illness): im going to the russian spa to be beaten with sticks! erm, I mean, you know, fronds. also dinner!

my junior (in chat): you just keep saying things.

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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

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ER (1994-2009) 5.05 • Masquerade

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carcy + the hospital rooftop

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4 and 12 for the pitt ask game!

4: which is your favourite episode?

Episode 10 will always stand out for me because of the Robby and Langdon scene at the end. I had to stop my binge because I had theatre tickets and I felt physical pain at stopping there.

12: which doctor would you want to look after you?

I think I'd like Samira or Mel looking after me. They seem the right balance of good and nice. Unless I was coding then I'd want Robby.

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But also he looks really hot doing it. I say they should have let him continue.

Carter shooting up fentanyl hits so much worse in 2025.

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Cunnilingus and emergency medicine brought us to this feat. the night shift + text posts

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Carter shooting up fentanyl hits so much worse in 2025.

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For The Pitt ask game!

14) If you worked at Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center, which department would you work for? (I know the answer but I want anecdotes 😉)

24) What storyline do you most want to see in the next season?

14: So I previously worked in a sexual health clinic and I loved it, I really loved working in busy clinics. When I was applying for my masters I had a backup plan that if I didn't get in I'd go to nursing school, and I had the lofty idea i'd work in A&E. Then when I was in hospital last year I thought the ICU nurses had a very cool job. Basically, I think I'd have been a great nurse right up until I burned out and then probably became a heath economist anyway.

24: next season I want everyone to have a nicer time and it not to be the worst day of everyone's life. Also I want there to be one unethical kiss I don't care who it's between.

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18 and 21 for McKay :0?

18: Do you have any crackships or rarepairs? Which ones?

I think I mostly ship rare pairs at the moment!!! Obviously Unethical Robby/his various juniors, I'm currently writing Robby/Samira and am surprised it's not more popular. As I always say though, I'm open to being convinced about any pairing, as my OTP is me/good writing.

21: sorry I forgot the McKay part!!! My headcanon for her is that she is a massive fic reader. She's one of us.

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Which dynamic do you want to see more of and which friendship is your favorite!

I want more Jack and Robby and more Santos and Whitaker, and those both for dynamic and friendship! I'll take as much as I can get.

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The Pitt Ask Game

I want people to send me questions about The Pitt, so here’s an ask game with general questions.

Who is your favorite character?

Who is your least favorite character?

Who is your favorite recurring or minor character (i.e., not in the main cast)?

Which episode is your favorite?

Which episode is your least favorite?

Which patient/case is your favorite?

What is your overall favorite scene?

Which scene was the one that had the most emotional impact for you?

Which scene is the funniest to you?

Which character dynamic is your favorite?

Which character dynamic do you want to see more of?

Which doctor would you want to handle your care if you were in the ER?

Which nurse would you want to handle your care if you were in the ER?

If you worked at Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center, which department would you work for?

Would you rather work day shift or night shift?

Which character do you want to see the most in season 2?

Do you have any have any favorite ships? Which ones?

Do you have any crackships or rarepairs? Which ones?

Which friendship is your favorite?

Tell me your thoughts on [insert character A] and [insert character B]!

What are some of your headcanons for [insert character]?

If you were working on a patient, which doctors or nurses would you want to work with?

You somehow found yourself in the Pitt. What is the most likely (silly) medical reason, and would it happen during the day or night shift?

What storyline do you most want to see in the next season?

After a shift, how would you decompress?

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Every tos episode is called something like "in the mind of the divine" and it's about trying to communicate with a giant alien slug made out of glittery shower curtains.

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Did you have a chief ball polisher when you were playing? - normal cricket sentence #1

England obviously had sir Alastair cook, who famously doesn't sweat, so he's the expert ball handler... - normal cricket sentence #2

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*if you know/have confirmed from multiple sources, pick the first one you experienced

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The lion does not concern himself with captions + your favorite pitt people + text posts