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business majors are like orcs to me. and not the hot kind
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he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain
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all the otherkins with their plumped up dicks or whatever he said
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Hey dude. Letting you know someone in the queer platonic group chat (the one you left after Kai’s alter made some acephobic comments, which he apologized for later btw :/) said they found receipts on your twitter of you liking a James Charles tweet which is really,,, yikes. Also Rainbow said you were tweeting on ur Steven universe roleplay account that were gonna rewatch atla which is like a really transphobic and racist and sexist show and you know how Ash feels about even if they won’t say anything about it bc of their anxiety ,,,, idk dude I just wanted to let you know. I know Ash can be biphobic sometimes but they also live in an apartment and their parents are divorced so they have ptsd from it ://// I think Ash might write a callout but me and Rainbow are trying to calm them down just be aware and maybe stop being toxic
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They really should teach people how to cook in school.
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wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????
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amish Lana Del Rey would be like “mmmmhm honey I’m your little corn husk doll *spoons rattling*
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“you wanna know how i this insane?”

the joker
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