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Chase: Do you think butterflies feel humans in their stomachs when they’re in love?

Nox: *affectionately* Of course not idiot.

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Deacon: Do you take constructive criticism? 

Chase: No, only cash or credit.

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Chase: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet? 

Deacon: Why? 

Chase: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Buddy. 

Deacon: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that. 

Chase: Deacon, you have opened my eyes.

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Chase: This date is boring! Nox: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Chase: Then why did you invite me? Nox: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Buddy I'll do whatever I want!

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Deacon: Chase has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them. Nox: That can't be true! Deacon: Watch this. Deacon: Hey Chase, race you to the bottom of the stairs! Chase: Throws himself out a window

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Chase: I will find us a covered wagon and horses. Chase: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone. Nox: Oh, please. We're not children. Chase leaves Nox, casually: …Eat shit and die. Deacon, also casually: Yes, fuck you.

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Deacon: I have a bad feeling about this, guys. 

Chase: Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine. 

Prunella: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen? 

Deacon, being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you all.

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Chase: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.

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Deacon: Come on, you need to go to bed. 

Prunella: Lady Lovealorn says that I can stay up as long as I want. And that you need to die! 

Deacon: … 

Deacon: What the hell, Lady Lovealorn—

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Chase: What's my sexuality?! I don't fucking know! I'm not straight, and that's all that matters. Well, maybe that's unfair to the straights. Some of my best friends are straight! Well, one of them. Well, I know them, and Deacon is a perfectly tolerable person in small doses!

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Chase: Why did you kidnap Buddy!?!?! 

Deacon: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh... 

Prunella: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal. 

Chase: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!

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Nox, near tears(and drunk): I have the sex appeal of a math book! 

Chase: I don’t know, dude, I’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”.

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Prunella: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder. 

Prunella: *glares at Chase* 

Chase: Well, sorry I have morals!

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Chase: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.

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Deacon: What is the most illegal thing you can do with one gold? 

Prunella: Exchange it for a hundred copper, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.

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Nox: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Chase: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Nox, already taking off their clothes: God, Chase, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Chase: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.