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Aaaa. Rocks. Thrown. >:<
- dazai
i'mma protect my head bro QUIT ITTTT
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I HAVE DECIDED.
Im gonna start tagging u in stuff noe. >:3.
- dazai
shart.
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Urg real.... :<. U are gone for like. 999% percent of the day tho. I am craming all my bithering into like 10 minuyes worth. :<<<<<<. HAUNTED BLANKETS BEAM.
- dazai
cuz i forget tumblr exists man... </3
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... was meant to be bones. Not vines. Shakey hands + headache. EITHER WAY. Actuakly wait yea throwing vjnes at u too. Bones + dog bones + vjnes !!!
- dazai
not even my dyslexia is this bad /j
fuckin i'mma get a concussion from his man
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Im gkna fill ur blabkets an pillows with bandages
-dazai
NAAHHH NOT MY FUCKING BANDAGES....
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hello can i come to annoy you too(im actually not asking just warning you)
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brotha who the hell is you...
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No jdea if chibi is jst ignoring me or if tumblr lied abt sending the asks before.... nyways exams are hell nd im throwing rocks at you again. Rock pillows.
-dazai
just woke up from a years long sleep
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Human bones was the initial thought but thatd better so a mixture of human bones and those vines you get for dogs. >:3
-dazai
vines????
(doesn;t know shit about dogs )
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Rocks are thrown at ypur window rn,,,, whatever windows ur closest to,,,,,
- dazai
i legit only have one window wtf man
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How much do you sleep????????? >:/. Then again dogs sleep like 16hrs.... sigh. Whatever ill just keep hainting u. >:<. HAUNTED. BLANKDTS AND ALL
- dazai
often. I go to sleep at 5 am and sleep till 3pm lol
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Throwing bones at you. Bones.
- dazai
wtf??? are these like. dried bones for like dogs or smthin? or like newly chewed bones or raw bones or what...
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WHERE RRR YOUUUU.
Please dont let timr be deelting my asks agiain abdbs
-dazai
uhhh sleep?
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Throwing blueberries and grapes at you.
- dazai
Kinda mid berry choice tbh but i appreciate it????
Raspberries better lollll
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NO U4 ASKBIX JUST HATES ME !!!!!!!! DUH
- dazai
LMAO MY ASKS ARE FOR REAL ON MY SIDE
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Neverrrrr,,, i am haunting your blankets so they are always too cold or hot and too light or heavy,,,,,,,, >;33333.
YES I WILLLL I'LL SYEAL EM FROM U AND SUMMON THEM WITH WORMS IN YR SHOES !!!! THEYLL COME FOR THEIR BRETHREN IF I CALL >:DDD.
And i am not a slug!!!!!!!!! You're the slug !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:0
:p six hours or less a night unfortunately,,,, does NOT stop me from haunting uou tho ur being haunted in ur sleep & my sleep !!!! >:]
U R CRUEEEL CHIBIIII >:0 ILL HAUNT U PLENTY NYWAYS WHO NEEDS TIMEZONES ND CIRCADIAN RYTHMS WE FORCE IT AND GO UR HAUNTING IS AROUND THE CLOCK >;333 !!!!!!!!
U ARE BOTH A SLUG AND A DOG AND I AM HAUNTING YOU !!!!!!!!!!!! HAUNTED BLANKETS INCLUDED!!!!! >:33333
- dazai
DAMN 💥💥💥💥 FUCK YOU GET OUT MY BLANKETS I WON'T HESITATE TO DO AN EXORCISM
YOU'LL FUCKING WHAT????
slug 🫵🫵🫵
GHHHH FUCKKK
god damn bro is tryna beat sleep to haunt me
THESE ALLEGATIONS ARE FALSE AND UNTRUE AND I WILL BE PREFORMING AN EXORCISM
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