Eddie: How badly do you think she will react if we told her we accidentally got married?
Buck: You wanna tell a bride that you not only lost her husband-to-be, but you're also upstaging her at her own wedding, be my guest.
Eddie: We literally got married by a drunk Elvis impersonator and we high-fived and promised to be best friends for life instead of kissing. She will pity us more than anything.
Buck: And then kill us anyway for losing Chimney
Eddie: And then kill us anyway for losing Chimney
Hen: I just want to say I'm part of the LGBTQ+ community and this is one of my best friends, Evan Buckley, always an ally but now a little bit more involved in the cause. Talk Buck.
Buck: Ally!
Hen, whispering: You're dating Tommy, remember?
Buck: Bisexual!
Hen, staring at Eddie: I hope our other allies get as committed to the cause as our newest member.
Buck was chosen for this year’s calendar, but he wasn’t just chosen, no, he was made the ambassador for it
He’s mister December but he’s also on the cover of the calendar
And he’s on the posters that are plastered all over LA
The city went wild with it
Bucks get recognized during calls and random outings, but he gets recognized any time Tommy and him goes on a date in the city
And he’s so proud of his boyfriend for it, it’s a silly accomplishment but he can see how happy it made Buck when he got the call for it and Tommy was more than happy to join him during the photoshoot and see his handsome boyfriend in various poses
But it’s been weeks now, weeks of people coming to them for selfies with Buck, women rubbing his arms and flirting while Tommy is standing next to them and silently judging them for it
He’s so jealous. He tells Buck that he isn’t but he is.
Jealous of how everyone now can have a half naked picture of Buck in their house, jealous of the way they effortlessly come to Buck in the street to flirt with him, jealous of how Buck thrive and preen under their attention.
It’s just a silly photo shoot that will disappear in a few weeks but still, he can help it
He’s been teased about it by Eddie, Hen, even Chimney
The only one who hasn’t realized it yet is Buck himself, which of course he doesn’t, that sweet sweet man
It all comes to a head when a woman slap Buck’s ass after they took a selfie together
Tommy is shouting on her about how disgusting her behavior is before her hand is back in her pocket and he just lets it all out on her, weeks of frustration and eyes rolls over people’s conduct, and she’s going to receive it for all, too bad for her.
And then Tommy turning from that woman who’s absolutely stunned to Buck with a “and you, stop letting them touch you all over like they own you, they don’t! You’re your own person and you can say no”
And Buck… well Buck find it so fucking hot and kisses him right there
The same night he posts a video of him and Tommy on his social media accounts which blew up after the shoot and present his boyfriend to everyone and asking them to respect the fact that he’s in a relationship and you can hear Tommy grumbling “and stop interrupting our date nights”