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HELP ÉOMER SHOVED ARAGORN AND LEGOLAS IN A TOYOTA SIENNA AND HAULED THEM TO HELMS DEEP

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THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

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(Will and Nico are shopping)

Will: Nico go get the buggy

Nico, very confused: They still make those?

Will: Um, yes...

Nico: But we have cars and buggies have been out of fashion for like a hundred years

Will: ...

Will: I meant shopping cart

Nico: Then why didn't you say shopping cart?

Will: 'Cause it's called a buggy

Nico: I have never heard anyone call it a buggy.

Will: That's because you speak Yankee English.

Nico: You're just messing with me

Will: LEO! Help me!

Leo: Hey Will what do you need?

Will: Is it a shopping cart or a buggy?

Leo: A buggy

Will: See it's a buggy I spoke clearly

Nico: Are you sure you aren't pranking me?

Will: Ask literally any Southern demigod

Nico: Okay Annabeth is it a shopping cart or a buggy?

Annabeth: Shopping cart

Will: WHAT NO

Nico: You ARE pranking me!

Wil: I THOUGHT YOU WERE FROM VIRGINIA

Annabeth: I am it's a shopping cart

Will: You've spent too much time around Percy I'm going to have to Southernize you

Annabeth: Percy, is it a shopping cart or a buggy?

Percy, only hearing the last word: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stroller

Annabeth, Will, Nico, and Leo: !?!?!?!?

Annabeth: Seaweed Brain did you hear what I said?

Percy: Yes

Annabeth: No you didn't. Is it a shopping cart or a buggy?

Percy: Oh a shopping cart

Will: Good he's not insane

Percy: You could put your groceries in a stroller tho

Leo: I am totally doing that next time I go to the store

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happy birthday to my favorite ghost puppeteer.

mr. very gay di angelo

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One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.

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Nico is an antique ring collector. He has them all in a small velvet box. He only wears them in special occasions.

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Yes, Spain!!!!

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Will: We all have our demons.

Will, grabbing Nico: This one’s mine.

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This might be my favorite submission so far

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he has been so very normal <33

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double trouble!

+ individuals

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i loveeee reblogging. there is no such thing as too much reblogging. reblog everything. makes you smile? reblog. makes you chuckle? reblog. makes you sigh and say aloud to no one in particular "i'm gonna kill myself"? reblog.

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(for the purposes of this poll, order of pronouns doesn't indicate preference)

Yes there are 64 genders and every time this is reblogged we add 3 more to piss off the transphobes

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if streaming services don’t want people to skip the intro they need to start prioritizing intros that people like watch

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cutlery is a dangerous word one slip up and larry fucking gets it