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Can't outrun good cell signal, but you could always go lie in a very nice ditch

Everyone thinks they’re good at something until they come across the internet.

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The princess of the kingdom comes out to her parents as a lesbian; they do not approve. In an attempt to ‘fix’ her, they demand an immediate marriage pact from a newly allied nation from across the sea. However, there’s been a bit of a misunderstanding on the king and queen’s part: this new country by no means has the same kind of reservations about same-sex marriage, and have sent over another princess for the alliance. Chaos ensues.

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Big water doesn't have deadlines or chronic illness

sometimes life hits ya n ur like “wow sure wish i was stagnant bog water” n then ya keep goin but the bog dream sure does stick w ya

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Anathema: So, Crowley, do you have a crush on anyone?

Crowley: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

Crowley: Also Aziraphale.

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Brushing your teeth really uses a lot of spoons. Being able to effortlessly brush your teeth without losing energy is something ablebodied people really unknowingly take for granted. The easiest tasks use a lot of energy, so having the bare minimum to start with leaves you contemplating whether to do these basic tasks or not.

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I collect pain charts like stickers

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You know what grinds my gears? When you wanna complain about your chronic pain like your bro complains about his job, but then everyone is all "sympathetic?" Y'all, this is my life. I'm not distressed, I just wanna bitch about it. Let me complain about my arthritis like it's a shitty manager, because it basically is.

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Police can wear red and blue light up shoes to signal a chase on foot.

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Living with a cat is like having a roommate assigned to you in college, but living with a dog is like living with your best friend who is openly gay for you and sometimes licks your face.

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I hate how apps, like OfferUp and LetGo offer to connect with your Facebook. Like, everyone already knows i'm a trash person, I don't need to broadcast that shit. I'm basically a scavenger at this point

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Don't mind me, just screaming into the void

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Something for later

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The future of America

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Time is made up

Since time moves faster with a higher gravitational pull, there could be a civilization on some huge planet that hasn’t started yet, but will have the technology to visit us before we can visit them.