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I’m still pissed she didn’t just deck Ganon when he killed Sonia, like this is the same girl who had everyone she cared about die and then decided to”fuck it I’m gonna make any victory that bastard gets pyrrich”

It looks like she's making a sword with her own light powers.

It really looks like she's a sword wielder here! Link has definitely been teaching her a thing or ten. I can't believe how tough she is. She was already OP af. Now she can project her light into weapons? It's such a stark difference to the wee girl we were introduced to who couldn't find her power; here she is now, wielding time and light to take down powerful enemies, a Goddess in her own right.

I'm so thrilled for this game.

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This is the panel I was talking about

But on closer comparison I can see more differences

Their "Get Along" Box 🤍📦💛

Updated this drawing to better convey that they're trapped in a box.

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I’ve kinda been thinking up a totk au where the Zelda at the end isn’t actually Zelda and is more rauru trying to make a duplicate of her as he knew her and with links memories and link realizes this and tries to resurrect actual Zelda but like I stumbled on the thought when thinking it would be cool if raurus arm was alive and link was getting body horror’d, what if rauru was trying to make link and Zelda into vessels for him and sonia to get resurrected?

I know that’s not how rauru Sonia link or Zelda’s powers work but the idea was still too interesting to leave my head

Like if link is gradually getting mutated into a zonal as the game goes on and rauru doesn’t believe zelda can be turned back into a hylian, if he can make Zelda a body double why wouldn’t he put Sonia’s soul in there and take over links body to live again?

Granted this requires morally DARK grey rauru and maybe Sonia too but I just think it would be a cool au idea

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I’m sick of all the shit where people act like the fierce deity is some devil tempting link and that had to be exorcized from him. I wanna see a fic or something where something like this

Happens between them cus like if the fierce diety was so bad why did he kill majora? Why did he not just immediately take over link and never let him go, cus links a kid man

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Holy fuck this is so cool

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Laugh all you want ganondick, Your hands about to get mutilated dumbass

Ganondorf, King of Hyrule.

Had a lotta fun with this one. Based on the prompt from this tweet.

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The funniest part of this is that there’s a way to read demises curse as turning the future from, “yeah I’m sorta a god so I’m gonna reincarnate endlessly until I get what I want”, to “yeah I’m gonna endlessly reincarnate but now you assholes are doing it with me to pay for kicking my and my armies asses” like demise legit made his path to victory impossible because he’s petty

When it’s his own damn fault. Should’ve thought it through.

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Mucktorock was literally the prime example of annoying invincibility phases on a boss, and the problem was that even when he was vulnerable HE STILL HAD A SHITTON OF HEALTH?!?? Like when you have long ass invincibility phases the boss is supposed to only survive like 4 vulnerability phases as the absolute maximum, not LIKE 7

Unpopular opinion: Mucktorok was more difficult than Queen Gibdo

I HATED MUCKTOROK SM

Like Queen gibdo was a little hard sure, but I was prepared (I had learned NOT to go for the desert first after botw where I fought lightning blight first) but Mucktorok??? THAT SHIT TOOK ME SO LONG I DIED LIKE 10 TIMES???

Like I deadass left and did a whole different dungeon then came back after and did it first try (I was so mad cuz when I went back IT WAS SO EASY??)

Still mad abt it

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I think it would be interesting if instead of purah fucking around and trying to make a sheikah slate copy in The 100 years before botw, she instead makes like a robotic copy of link to try and save Zelda, and as more and more attempts fail and she gets closer and closer to making something that can act as a substitute for the real thing, it gets more and more unethical from an outside perspective, as she’s making these robots who are getting closer and closer to a real human being that used to live and have a soul and dreams, and these robots get accurate enough that they act just like how link seemed to an outsider perspective during the calamity, making it so that eventually these things are so good at emulating humanity that they effectively are human, and so some of them still try to fulfill their purpose but others run, and then… Link wakes up, to a world that has seen dozens if not hundreds of warriors many see as soulless wearing his face, so what does that make him when he is so far removed from their parameters?

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All the redesigns people make of skyward sword link always co fuse me when they like tie down the sailcloth onto him cus that misses the point that the sailcloth is supposed to be easy to get out so he can slow his fall

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This substory is fine y’all just don’t know how to wait for crosswalks

Is Majima driving?

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Botw Zelda’s design is fine but if it had more prominent bangs it would be way better

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Nothing sticks out live in the moment but still not be happy type shit

saw a poll

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For every zonai au mutant link who got taller because of fucked up genetic magic

There’s an even taller dragon Zelda

Watch every Zelink fanartist ignore Link being shorter than Zelda for the second game in a row

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Bro saw this man’s pain tolerance and was flabbergasted

The hell're ya doin', Majima!?

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“Humanity just isn’t a good species morally” how bout I show you some bad morals you crybaby

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Just did the ring spoof substory in kiwami 2 and now I’m hella confused, cus like I thought it was gonna be the ghost girl was an actor and they faked it so they could split the exorcism money, but no? Like she just was an actual ghost, like wtf that shits got me confused as shit