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Sounds familiar...

It was a complete shit squad but Vince was basically their leader so I’m sure they’ve had to break up and butt sex someone else.

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wtf kind of band of not-so-superheroes is that

dc isn’t gonna market that

there’s enough shit squads in this world to go around ja feel

Idk, I don’t keep up with Gay Squad.

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rip @vincentomassss

that was his name right

is @nickyrevans okay or nah

So, Olive and I are a duo now, Vincent tragically died in a train accident today. I should be more beat up about it, but my parents seem kind of relieved and it’s nice to have them doting on Olive and I for once. So. Yeah. He’s dead. Cherish your life guys. Love yourself. Don’t be a Vince. Be careful around trains.

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I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D CONSIDER THAT DOUBTFUL.  I’m just trying to love on you over here.

...everything about you is always the best distraction there is, so.

READY FOR SPRING BREAK THO

Doubtful, but noted.

Okay, okay. I’ll play along. What can I do to distract you from your suitcase’s impending doom?

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Excuse you,  you do not have to ride a bicycle in order to have a good time.  EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

But you should definitely be jealous - especially for, like, being stuck hearing about politics while I totally don’t have to hear about politics, but STILL.

...you’ll probably still win.  But if it gets both of us with our shirts off, I’m definitely not complaining.

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But you don’t know how to ride a bicycle so I’m not jealous at all, to be honest. Beach rides are the best.

Okay, maybe I’m a little jealous because I’m going to have to sit and listen to my dad talking politics all week, but hey we can’t all be music mogul children, can we?

Have fun, man! Come compare your tan to me when you’re back. Pretty sure I’ll still win.

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I’d love you up even without the birthday obligation to do so, FYI.

...yeah?  Obviously.  It’s an important situation here!

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I know. I’m excited. You’re basically required to love me up.

You do realize we’re talking about a suitcase, babe?

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WELL, it’s only, like, seven days until a very important birthday, so I’m pretty sure you’ll be getting a lot of reminders about a lot of different things.  Promise.

I’ll keep a safe distance, keep my guard up, keep all personal details to myself so we don’t fall more in love than we might have already.  I can do this.

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That’s just ‘cause you don’t tell me enough. My ego needs constant reminders.

 Alright, fine. Just don’t get too attached.

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...uh huh okay, WELL, the “we” in question would be a lot more exciting if it came with a dash of Cinnamon, don’t you think?

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I mean.. technically it was his idea, but I agreed to it. So it was our decision. We decided to go to Florida.. it’s more of a one time kind of time. 

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So cute how you think you haven’t like, ALWAYS been the only girl for this cinnamon toast crunch.  Pls.

...but do you know how much effort it is to unpack a suitcase and rEPACK A NEW ONE?

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Definitely liking being your best girl, but when am I going to upgrade to only girl?

Please don’t bring your new suitcase. My dad is just going to steal it and sell it.

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...are you guys a “we” couple now?  

is this one of those, like, “we only eat tacos on tuesdays” “we only like the original star wars trilogy”  “we never go to ihop” situations?

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Spring break in Florida was the best decision we ever made. 

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READY FOR SPRING BREAK THO

...mainly because I get to spend it with my best girl.

Also because I look really freakin’ good in a lot less clothes than I have to wear around campus.

AND because your boy got himself a Louis Vuitton suitcase and finally has a reason to use it.  BAM.

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WHOOOOOA, WHAT?  WISE SAGE, THAT IS FUCKIN’ AMAZING.  LIKE HUGE!  HUUUUUUGE.  I mean, I know they’re a personal thing for you, but this totally doesn’t cHANGE that.  And just because it’d be in a bookstore and not on Etsy or whatever totally wont fuck up what you stand for or what the profits go to.  That’s still gonna all be on you.  And if you need someone to help out with the PR and do all the, like, “grown up executive-y” talk with the publishers, just tell them to hit me up.

Really proud of you, S.

I can’t believe it. This morning, I got a call from a representative at Harper Collins who wants to speak to me about mass publishing my coloring books. I’m not sure if I should be elated or disappointed. If anyone wants to give me a clue on how I should be feeling, now would be a great time!

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...is that actually the cat’s name, Nicky Golightly?

Nice, tbh.

Sorry dude, but Cat is the cutest kitten and no other kitten will convince me otherwise. 

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But is your kitten as cute as Pepper Motta?  bc I doubt it.  BUT DON’T TAKE IT PERSONAL, no kitten is.  Pepper is a Motta, after all.  we’re our own breed of cute.

You guys. I love kittens. He won’t stop trying to follow Vincent into the bathroom and I can’t handle the cuteness. 

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@harleycc: current mood: plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again

@sinnamotta: @harleycc current mood: paper thin like a house of cards one blow from caving in

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Drop a mixing bowl on top of it.  Grab your cat and everything designer you own.  Burn the apartment down.  Never look back.

I always thought I’d be pretty content to live alone. But, I’m going to be needing a roommate, and I’m going to be needing them to move in tonight, since I just got back to my apartment to find the biggest spider ever in my kitchen and I’m seriously about to flip. It’s like a tarantula! I’m not built for this kind of confrontation, and Berlioz is zero help.

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PARDON ME, but am I supposed to be something other than offended about the fact that I don’t get to be your Titus Burgess?  Because I hate to break it to you, but I am, in fact, OFFENDED.

I’ve decided I need a sassy gay friend not to be offensive or anything but like I’m a fashion designer so like I need someone to bounce off ideas with. Mostly I want someone to be sassy with and throw shade with, you don’t even need to be gay. I need someone to be the Titus to my Kimmy. Minus the whole me being a mole woman thing…