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I don’t have anything to take and I’m a masochist so go ahead.

Hey guys I'm in california right now, LA. Anyone wanna meet up ? I'm going to take your things and hurt you.

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Dick, explaining to Tim why he should drink water: Water can solve all problems! Wanna lose weight? Drink water. Clear skin? Drink water.

Damian, from across the cave: Tired of someone? Drown them.

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Damian Wayne Dating Wonder Woman's Daughter HCs

Damian Wayne dating Wonder Woman’s daughter headcanons.

I hope this is good.

I wanted it to appear more separate from my ‘Dating Damian Wayne would include…" than I think I did.

Requested by: Anonymous

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-it was a surprise, let’s say that

-Damian dating

-but when discovering it was you

-it made sense

-he was always the nicest to you

-most people assumed it was out of fear because you’re so powerful

-but it wasn’t

-he fears Diana

-because of her threats about if he hurt you

-he had a cocky response about a contingency plan

-but inside he was shaking

-an angry amazon he does NOT want to deal with

-he also reassured he wouldn’t hurt you

-Diana was very protective of you

-she would try to sneak around and spy on the dates

-and Damian and you would pretend she was getting away with it before losing her

-seriously though

-no angry amazons

-that includes you

-he doesn’t like the idea of you shoving him into a wall too hard

-He’s heard stories from Bruce about a time when Diana did that to him

-he doesn’t want to repeat that

-Bruce gave a lot of warnings to him

-Damian knew it already though

-(he won’t admit it but)

-(Damian googled how to be a good boyfriend, good date ideas, how to be the best boyfriend, how to be a good boyfriend to a girl with superpowers)

-(which surprisingly had a lot of results)

-one of Damian’s idea of a date night though

-is patrol

-inviting you come and fight bad guys with him

-and sending Bruce away

-(Bruce is silently pouty about that)

-(his son is grown up)

-(Bruce misses having patrols with his son)

-(though it’s nice to not have to remind him “no knives”)

-“would you like the honor?”

-“you’re giving me the honor to have the first punch, Damian?”

-“it’s what a good boyfriend dating a superhero would do.”

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Being Damian Wayne’s friend

•You went to Gotham Academy together and never spoke

•But you heard someone call him a terrorist and a “sand n****er” and you W E R E N T having T H A T

•that was your first fight

•I mean like you tackled this kid straight over the table and just beat the SH-

•Needless to say, Damian saw, and the day you got back from suspension you saw Jon and Damian sitting at your table, inviting you to have ice cream after school

•That’s when you met Colin, and within five minutes you had dubbed him Ginger, called Damian out on his shit at least three times, and told Jon you knew he was alien because you overheard them talking and “why would you talk about that at school literally anyone could hear??? Stupid”

•Needless to say, they loved you and Damian even started calling you Y/N instead of your L/N

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• y’all do so much bs it’s not even funny

•all of your parents had to give a Stern Talking To™️ after you tried to steal a van full of pound animals

•Bruce: “I understand Damian’s need to rescue all animals and maybe go this far, but you, Y/N?”

•you feel G U I L T Y cause Bruce has a way of just doing that

•Once you and Damian were walking and got jumped and he was about to ROBIN OUT IN THIS B but you pulled out a knife and stabbed one in the knee and told the other two to F U C K off and he was so proud

•You Love Damian’s pets and appreciate his katana collection

“Damian why do you have a sword wall and how do I obtain a sword wall” “...What” “Get me a katana Wayne”

•He does, you put it on your wall and constantly insist it’s just the first of your collection. You were very emotional and proud when you got it and wanted to wear it everywhere. Your parents don’t allow any more weapons.

•you get more, Damian keeps them at his house.

•You meet Goliath. You pat his head and call him adorable.

•Your first fight with him was over Guniea Pigs

•Seriously it was so stupid and Hilarious and bystanders were Terrified

“Damian theyre scary” “They’re innocent little beans” “How can you say THAT LOOK HOW TERRIFYING IT IT IS HAS RED EYES” “ITS BECAUSE ITS ALBINO ALL ALBINOS HAVE EITHER RED OR PINK EYES YOURE SO DUMB” “F- YOU”

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Dating Damian Wayne Would Include...

You and Damian met in a very strange way. He had stolen the batmobile to drive into the city and you were walking late in the rain. He hit you with the car. Luckily, you were like rubber and just bounced back. 

Damian refused to apologize, claiming that you were “in the way of justice”. So, you followed him everywhere until he apologized. 

Every time he went out to fight crime, you were there. Every time he was in his costume, you were there. Getting yourself in the way and in trouble. Damian had to save you constantly. You hated being saved, though. 

The first time Damian actually found respect for you is when you tackled him into the harbor, saving him from a dozen bullets. 

It didn’t take long for Damian to find out where you live. He would show up at your house and walk with you to school or around the neighborhood. He liked walking with you. 

The only reason you found out Robin was Damian was because you knocked heads one day and his mask fell off. 

“Gasp! You’re Damian Wayne!”

“No, I’m not.”

“Yes, you are. I saw you online. Wow, I’ve never had a famous friend.”

You hang out way more now that you can be invited to Wayne Manor. You hang out in his room and he shows you cool things and all his pets. 

You actually have a lot of sleepovers where you show him movies he’s never seen and he tries to force you to read some of his favorite books. 

The moment Damian realized he loved you was he was reading aloud to you and you had fallen asleep on his shoulder. Seeing you at such peace and your body so close to his made his heart race. 

He didn’t know who to talk to about these feelings. Not that idiot, Drake. Or the idiot, Todd. Definitely not his father. He hated it, but he went to talk to Dick Grayson. Dick was so happy to talk about something other than fighting. And he loved hearing that his “younger brother” had feelings for something that wasn’t an animal. 

He wanted to meet you. 

Before you and Damian even started dating, you met literally everyone. They invited you to the manor and you had to sit through an interrogation by Jason, Duke, Tim, Dick, Stephanie, Cassandra, and Barbara. You loved the girls. They were so sweet and lovely. The guys were very invasive and started bickering with each other. 

Damian decided to ask you out in not so formal way. You were just walking and he asked you to be his significant other. You shrugged, said sure, and that was that. 

Movie night is always a thing. You watch old movies, new movies and several inbetween. 

You can barely do anything without having a third or fourth or fifth wheel at all times. Dick likes taking you places. Jason teaches you self defense. Tim plays video games with you. Alfred loves cooking with you. Duke shares funny youtube videos with you. Stephanie likes playing board games. Cassandra teaches you lots of different life skills. Barbara likes hanging out in the garden with you. 

Damian sometimes feels jealous of his “siblings” spending so much time with you. 

Meeting Bruce is one of the scariest moments of your life. He’s a very nice guy who wants the best for his son, but it’s still terrifying. 

You spend a lot of time at the manor, since it’s bigger than your house. Once you spent a week there and no one said anything because having you there was so natural. 

Damian is normally the big spoon, but he enjoys being held when no one else is around. He LOVES cuddles. 

Damian rests his head on your chest and likes sleeping with his arms wrapped around you. 

You have to be an animal person. Damian likes collecting strays and taking care of them. He also likes introducing you to all of his pets. If you’re relaxing on the couch, a dog or cat will find their way onto you. 

Every now and then crime gets in the way of your relationship. You understand that it’s Damian job, but he can get busy a lot. 

There have been a few times when your life was in danger, but Damian pulled through in the end and kept you safe. This is exactly why Jason and Cassandra wanted to teach you how to wield a knife. Jason gave you your first gun. Cassandra gave you a knife and taught you how to de-dick someone. 

Damian wonders if your safety is worth putting in danger, but he also knows you know how to take care of yourself, along with making someone regret messing with you. 

Damian is a passionate lover. It’s a very awkward first time, but he’s very open. He likes talking about it with you and perfecting things. 

Once you start having sex, Damian is all over you. His hands, his mouth, his eyes. You’ll be chilling in his room and he’ll start getting handsy or start kissing your neck and playing with your hair. 

At one point Bruce actually sits you down to give you both “The Talk”. It’s the worst half hour of your life. 

Damian loves you a lot. He doesn’t go into things half-heartedly. He wants to be with you and share everything with you. 

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Me: Ya’ll Bakugou is just misunderstood and he’s actually really sweet and an amazing character I’d like to get to know deeply and personally. Stop trashing on him.

*If Bakugou was a real person and actually called me an extra*

Me:

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Dating Jason Todd would include

-YOU ARE LITTLE PRECIOUS BUNNY I SWEAR YOU BRING OUT THE SOFTEST PART OF THIS BROKEN MAN

-like this dude will literally let you get away with ANYTHING and no one better stop you

-“Hey Jay I just robbed a bank and took a lollipop from that kid next door.”

-“Aww you’re so cute, Doll. Let me put out this cigarette and I’ll help you count the money, okay?”

-“Jay, Dick said I can’t have anymore ice pops!!! I really want some, it’s not fair!!”

-“ He said what?! hOld On iM gEtTinG mY Gun nO OnE TelLs mY lItTle Babe sHe caNt haVe anY iCe popS.”

-wearing his thick leather jackets that smell like cigarettes and expensive scotch 

-Stealing his 1/16263819827 Red hoods and waddling around the house while he’s out on patrol

-“Hey I’m RedHood and I have DaDdY IssUes, prepare to diEee!!! *pew pew*”

-“is that how I sound to you?! Because I don’t *pew pew* I *brrraaatratratatataaa* get it correct Y/N”

-Your tough edgy boyfriend 

-If he has an off day, he’ll take you on a ride on his motorcycle to wherever you want to go. If it’d make you happy, he’d drive to Paris for you if he could.

-You guys usually end up drifting by the waterside, taking in the longing smell of the sea, feeling the subtle warmth of the setting sun and melting into the welcoming breeze

-There’s this really good Sandwich stand by the oceanfront and you guys always get a large one, and share it with a nice cold bottle of Coke. There’s also this really nice private beach that you two have no business being on, you guys would sometimes just sit on one of the lifeguards stands for a while and just enjoy each other 

-“Hey Jay Jay?”

-“What’s up, Love bug?

-“Your eyes have a hint of Aqua Green in them. It’s the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen. I just wanted you to know that, that’s all.”

-IN HOME CONCERTS EVERY SATURDAY AND OR FRIDAY. 

-every week you guys make a list of your favorite classics and you build a Spotify playlist and dance around the house screaming *cough* I-i mean singing on the top of yalls lungs.

-weird adventures around the city! Like you guys sometimes go to weird parts of the city to see some weird crap to laugh about later on. 

-“Why is he wearing a tutu and dirty socks-“

-“keep walking baby girl don’t question it.”

-monthly movie nights where you guys watch a movie that has crappy 1 star reviews while eating a bunch of unhealthy garbage all night.

-“but why did he do that?”

-“according to ‘moviecridictbooiiii12’, he’s an uncultured swine who has no Character development, 1/10 trash person totally.”

-If you guys are just sitting in a comfortable silence, just cuddling, he might open up a bit about his childhood or maybe talk a bit about how he’s feeling. But that’s a rare rare occasion he doesn’t like talking much about it.

-This sometimes can cause a bit of a rift because it almost feels as if there’s a lack of trust but you understand he’s been through a whole lot and if it were you, you’d probably be the same way

-he does not like pills in the house but if you have health issues and have to take them, he won’t crucify you because of it, but he will monitor you and make sure there is no drug abuse. He wants to make sure history doesn’t repeat itself. He doesn’t wanna lose you that way.

-He’s a depressed crackhead 

-“Hey Y/N, can you tell me what’s in the drawer in the kitchen. The one next to the sink”

-“Hmm? There’s nothing in here Jason.”

-“Nothing you say? Just like my relationship with Bruce haha.”

-“Are you okay?”

-“No I am not and neither is my sleep schedule.”

-Oh yeah this Poor boy barely sleeps. Mainly because he’s out on patrol all night and when he finally gets home, he’s being called back out. Or sometimes he’s just so restless thinking about everything he needs to do. Other times he’s just scared to sleep.

-Yeah he’s pretty reluctant to go to sleep. He’s scared to have a bad dream and wake up in a vulnerable state. Or to accidentally wake you up from tossing and turning and wails of agony.

-You lost a lot of hours of sleep already do to comforting him at night so as much as he can function without a nights rest, he’ll do it to spare you

-You hate when he does this because you actually don’t mind comforting him, it makes you feel like he trusts and can rely on you.

-nightmares about the joker or the pit. Cryinggg this boy is really traumatized

-“Shhh, Jason it’ll be alright. I’m right here love.”

-Even though he avoids sleep at all costs, this doesn’t stop him from napping on the recliner or at the kitchen table from time to time.

-He’s a bit self destructive with drinking, smoking, betting himself up, not sleeping or eating properly. You really have to help him and work with him. Be patient and kind pLz.

-He doesn’t like exposing you to the stuff he does, he doesn’t like you seeing all the gore or what not so he doesn’t try to come home bloody much actually. He might stop at dicks house or some other friend’s house to clean up a bit before coming to you

-Todd doesn’t like you to see and be around all that. He wants to keep that life very very separate, he even tries to keep the news off and away from you. Although you already know and if it bothers you it not, it’s not much you can do to stop him.

-The only time you might see him bloody or hurt is when he can’t make it to a friends house and he needs you to patch him up and put him to bed quickly.

-argurmentssss

-Yeah you guys do little annoying antics back and forth but it’s not something super crucial. The only time where it heats up is like if something he’s doing really really bothers you, like his killings or if he does something super reckless. The arguments usually end up with

- “I’m sorry Doll, I’ll do better for you.”

- “Sorry JayBird, I wasn’t being fair” 

-The worst an argument had ever gotten was when he didn’t come home for weeks without telling you he was out on a mission and you were scared out of your mind and ended up cursing him out for scaring you. 

-You didn’t talk to him for about a week and he was a wreck

-“JASON DONT YOU DARE TRY TO KISS ME OR HUG ME I THOUGHT YOU WERE F*CKING DEAD OR WORSE! YOU COULD’VE TOLD ME SOMETHING LIKE I LITERALLY HATE YOU RIGHT NOW I COULDN’T SLEEP FOR WEEEKS JASON I WAS WORRIED SICK-“

-“Hey, it’s okay Y/n- I’m here no-“

-“NO IT’S NOT LITERAL I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE, GET AWAY FROM ME.”

-He cannot stand when he breaks your heart or makes you upset like he beats himself up a whole lot. He will apologize to you and do anything to make it up.

-“Stupid Todd? How can you upset the one person that seems to be so patient and loving to you? Ugh you idiot.”

-yeah he literally kissed up to you for months he felt so bad even after you apologized for overreacting and told him he didn’t need to do anything 

-Yeah speaking of kissing up to you, he Buys you anything you want just ask. Looking at that super nice outfit in the mall? Check your room, it’s on your bed with a cute little note. Want an ice cream sundae? Yeah he got extra fudge/caramel for his princess. 

-He just loves you like so so much he doesn’t care what you look like, how big or how skinny, how light or how dark you are. He literally adores you and wants to protect you with all his heart. He’d buy the whole world for you.

-“Jason, literal listen to me. 600 dollars for a charm bracelet I liked in the mall is too much, go return it”

-he’s a bit overprotective with you. Not in a “HEKDJEHEHEHINEEDTOKNOWWHEREYOUAREATALLTIMESSENPAI.”  Kind of way but in a like “Check in every once in a while will ya babe? I wanna make sure you’re okay.”

-He doesn’t let you go outside after a certain time for ANYTHING unless it’s an emergency. It’s too dangerous in Gotham for you to be out scrolling going to a convenience store at 10pm at night. So if you need something from the store he’ll go get it for you or already have it in the house.

-Will 100 throw hands for you

-actually makes sure you can defend yourself and trains you a bit every month to make sure if trouble comes and he’s not there, you can protect yourself

-Intimacy

-Honhonhon. Although what many believe Jason has a high sex drive and wants it a lot or what not. I don’t think it’s 100% true

-I believe that like if his partner wasn’t the type of person who wanted it, or didn’t feel comfortable with it, he’d be okay with it. Like he doesn’t need it to survive although you look hecking good in that outfit today

-I feel like he’d be more kissy and rough touching than the full 100 yards with a more soft/standoffish sexually significant other. 

-Yeah if he gets from a stressful mission or just needs to feel you, he’s gonna wanna kiss and touch on you but if you’re not into all that then like he’d back off because he respects you enough 

-neck kisses and thigh kisses 

-“jaybirdy I wanted to wear that new skirt I got yesterday, now I got your bites all over my legs.”

-he’s a totally Dom and that’s on that period boo

-dAdDy KiNk I’m sorry

-His voice somehow becomes super raspy when he’s aroused?!?!

-He will tease you to a point you moan out his name and then turn around and act innocent 

-“let’s watch Frozen! What’s with that face dear? You didn’t think I’d let you have it that easily now did you?”

-*wears anything short*

-”WOOOOO DAMMNNNN Y/NNNNNN LOOKING FOINE TODAY I SEE YOU! CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER?!?! YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I KNOW HE’S DAMN LUCKYYY!”

-Highkey finds it so hot when you sit on his lap like damn it feels so nice to him like you know you’re his and that’s like arousing to him. Will play with the hem of your skirt if your wearing them and your thighs aren’t safe

(Anyways I ain’t trynna make this NSFW but I might do a little something for my 200 follower special)

-On a softer purer note, you guys are like the roasters of the fam, okay! Like no one is safe, especially Damian.

-“Tch- Todd and his little pet.”

-“Dami, didn’t know you’d be here, and apparently your hairline didn’t know either.”

-*Jason, Tim and Dick were dying*

-“Hey you little accident, why you standing like that, you look like you’re bout to enlist in the army.” 

-“shut up Todd, at least I have good posture unlike you.”

-“Hey leave Damian alone, Jason. Dami just has a pole in his ass that makes him stand in first position all the time. It’s a serious condition, y’all need to stop laughing.”

-“Hey Selina! Your Sugar Daddy is in the kitchen, try not to steal anything though because he might cut down your weekly allowance.”

-“Haha Y/N and yours is in the living room getting drunk, careful he might end up with me tonight.”

-“Hmm, a gold digger and a cougar? Wow you got your careers set don’t ya! Ooops you should check in the mirror tho! I think your Botox is drooping.”

-yAlL CAnT sTop ROaStinG PeOpLe anD it’S wOrse When yaLls DruNk

-You’re actually pretty close to The BatFam and like Bruce Adores you he thinks you’re a wonderful influence on Jason like you changed him a lot. Dick sees you as a baby sister and like he literally baby’s you so much it’s sad. Tim and you like to joke around a bit and talk you guys get along decently. Although Damian would NEVER admit it, he actually is kinda fond of you even though you guys insult each other. He might stab someone for like hurting you or something. But watch your back because he might stab you as well.

-going to Bruce’s Galas and charity events like by force. 

-“yYyyYYyyY/NnnNnNnNiEeeeEEee PLEaSE COmeEeeee sO iWOnT DrInk MySelF ouT oF tHeRe!!!”

-“Jason let go of my leg.”

-You don’t actually mind it too much, you’ve made some nice connections and plus it’s a little date night with Jason so Win Win!!

-He actually wears a nice Tux and styles his hair real nicely. Might even be wearing that nice watch Bruce gave him a long time ago on his birthday.

-*sniff sniff* is that Cologne? *sniiiiiiffffffff* *HIGHLY* Expensive cologne he’s wearing?! And *pat pat* HAIR GEL OH BOIIII

-He actually picks out a dress for you to wear. One he’s been dying to see you in. The super expensive one he found while shopping with Dick and Bruce one day.

-If some rich guy try’s flirting with you, it’s over for them. Jealous Todd Mode activated!

-“Doll Face, I found you. Love wandering off don’t you babe? When we get home, I’ll make sure you won’t want to wander off again,” He kisses into your ear hungrily “wHo’s tHiS, Y/N? Is he bothEriNg yOu?” He asks like he didn’t see him there

-“No but Jason you are.“

-“:o”

*later*

-“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I DID WRONG Y/N!! HE WAS FLIRTING WITH YOU AND I HAD TO INSERT MY DOMINANCE.”

-“JAY HE WAS A BUSINESSMAN LOOKING TO INDORSE ME AND MY WORK! YOU JUST EMBARRASSED ME AND MADE HIM FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE!! LITERALLY NOW HE THINKS I HAVE AN OVER POSSESSIVE BOYFRIEND.”

-“oh-“

“YEAH ‘oH’! serIouslY I CanT stAnd yoU.”

-Jason’s drinking and smoking. Let’s just say you’re not the biggest fan of it because of his health, you’re so worried about it. He’s already taking shots and stabs but like the drinking and smoking on top of that? You’re worried about him

-You always voice your concern and he’s never too phased and he’s always like 

-“Don’t worry L/N, I’ll be okay. If this kills me, don’t let Dick take my meat stash in the freezer. Tell him I’m coming back to life in like 3 months give or take and I’ll be hungry for steak.”

-Actual best boyfriend! Like if you’re insecure about anything he’ll make you feel so much better, in every way possible. He makes it so know how much he loves you it’s so sweet and super cute like I’m crying.

-makes weird faces at you randomly and it somehow gets you to laugh?!?! 

-cooks breakfast or dinner for you every once in a while but messes up a few times 

-“sorry y/n I accidentally burnt the cookies I was trying to make for you. I-I can go run and ask Alfred to make some? I know how long you’ve been waiting to have some.”

- Did I mention he’s best boi? Like ugggghhhh he’s so blind to all that superficial mess people get caught up in. You talk down about yourself and he’ll like attack you in love I swear he will. He doesn’t like the self deprecation you do. He completely detests it.

-“Say you’re ugly one more time I’ll slap you with this heart of mine. Don’t make me do it Y/N. I’ll give you so much love, the only thing you’ll be able to say is “Omg I love myself so much like damn I’m so sexy and so fine and my personality? Perfect! thanks  to my totally handsome boyfriend, I see myself so clearly now.”

-You guys Also like spend his birthday with just each other. But it’s really special to him and he always looks forward to the small marble cake you make, that has strawberries on top. He loves when you sit on his lap with your face in the crook of his neck, whispering into his skin ever so gently telling him to ‘make a wish old man’

-something about the birthdays you spend with him, brings him back to a happy place he once felt as a child. Or wanted to feel. He always wishing for the same thing…..to always see you happy

-“Jay I love you.”

-“I love you too Y/N. Remember that okay?”

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Defending Wayne (Damian)

A/n: I’ve been thinking about this concept actually a whole lot, especially since Damian is half Arabian and mixed with other things. Race seems to still be a big issue in my county at least. I wanted to just write this as if Damian got messed with a bit because of this.This is no way attacking ANY race, i never specified the ethnicity of the bullies or any. But please enjoy this short one shot.

Warnings: This deals with race a bit so if you are sensitive to that then you know probably not the best thing for you to read. Also some offensive choice of words are used to keep that in mind as well. Also like a few curse words

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Welcome to Australia...

Where an already endangered species is on the brink of functional extinction...

Oh, and 500 million animals unique to this country have already lost their lives, upon homes that have been destoryed and lives lost of people as well...

I mean... we're only living in a literal inferno...

415 fires. Fuck are we dying...

Oh yeah and people are just fleeing to the damn ocean, you know?

Do you want to know what Hell on Earth looks like..?

Because there it is in all it's unfiltered, firey rage...

There it is... my home from space...

This is only the beginning. Our country has not only entered a new decade, it seems a new dawning era as well, because this flaming apocalypse doesn't show any sign of stopping any time soon.

And you know what saddens me? I've never seen Australian tragedies trending here on this website. I mean it's been going on for months and only now does it seem to really be getting recognized, even if it is only at #9.

And I'm going to be honest with you here - the internet, and media in general is so American centric, this website being no exception. You'd think that an entire continent being on fire for several months with devastating consequences would have more recognition, but no, it really doesn't. The most notes I've ever seen on a post about the Australian fires is at least a few thousand, and that's about it.

So just... please. If you can, with this post or any other post in regards to the fires going on down here, reblog. Because the only thing that should be spreading like wildfire, is a post about a burning country...