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hey its bee!! im bringing back this pretty much dead blog so like/reblog if ur interested in messing with 3 gods from kalos!!

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x/y/z - xerneas/yveltal/zygarde

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hey its bee!! im bringing back this pretty much dead blog so like/reblog if ur interested in messing with 3 gods from kalos!!

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“Why are humans eating rocks? Yvetal, do you have something to do with this?”

“H-Hey! I didn’t do anything, that’s their fault, not mine!”

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Hello hello!~ This is a shiny Xerneas blog and I was wondering if you would be so kind and give this post a like or a reblog if you would enjoy interacting with me.

Please know that I am a side blog so expect a follow back from @pathtothemissing

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‘i am here, my lords’

“Welcome, young one..”

( thanks for reading my rules! )

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‘i am here, my lords’ (Also for son-of-skarmory, whxt-trial, and 3000yearmonarch)

“Hey, welcome to the club!”

( thanks for reading the rules! )

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“You haven’t been causing any trouble, have you, Yvetal?”

“Don’t worry you’re pretty little head, Xerneas. I was just watchin’ people, that’s it. Humans are funny.”

“...”

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“The others must be sleeping, guess I’m in charge!”

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god finally made some abouts for the 3 of them!! ill probably update them in the future but for now thats all ya get !! now talk to these stinkies 

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Xerneas

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game grumps ask meme.

“Dude, just… just pity laugh, at least!” “I don’t wanna kill anybody, I’m a pacifist. Ooops, killed six people.” “Six is the number of Def Leppard members, almost.” “Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke.” “Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so?” “Remember kids, if you wanna defeat the evil power, you better fucking find the nearest sharpest sword and run as fast as you can.” “I don’t judge you when you steal children, so I’ll thank you to show me that same courtesy.” “Having a great time being in immeasurable pain.” “Yes, have you ever heard of brapnel? That’s baby shrapnel.” “Wait, mechanical bird is plane. I just realized.” “Crazy how dead you are, I mean like, wow.” “I didn’t have any problem at all after I died twice.” “Such a nice man we ripped off there.” “I’ll never put on pants.” “Checkers would be better with badgers.” “HEY LADIES. I’M TOM JONES. LEADER OF THE TOM JONES CULT. MY NAME’S TOM JONES. GIMME THIRTY APPLES. …TWENTY-FIVE APPLES” “She’s adorable! Until she turns into a hideous undead monster creature, then ya gotta hit her with the lead pipe.” “Stop dancing at me!” “I have some very important masturbating to do.” “You make me have to pee, always.” “Whales are just Earth’s way of taking a shit.” “I like it when Luigi’s happy. It makes me smile.” “You know when you get high, and you start floating five feet off the ground, and gain a Spanish accent?” “Whenever you talk about being high, it always just shows how much you’ve clearly never gotten high before.” “Dude, what if hell was up?!” “I will raise that chicken as if it were my own daughter… who I turned into chicken fingers.” “‘Becky with the good hair’ sounds too much like ‘caramel corn’?” “I! WANT! MURDER!” “Even 90s rock won’t make me feel good about this!” “This might be the drugs talking, but I love drugs.” “That’s one boopity you shouldn’t have shmoopled.” “Am I nude right now?” “It’d be weird to sleep amongst your dead friends.” “Are you here to repent for your chins?” “Why am I not eating ice cream for every meal?” “This taxi is bae.” “The world is full of magic. Horrible, horrible magic.” “Jesus is my drug.” “I don’t know anything about memes.” “You would say that, no matter what, me from another dimension that runs a porn ring.” “I’m a milk-based life form.” “I fucked a cantaloupe once.” “Awww babe, look at us, we have our own cam girl operation.” “Everyone who works for us gradually becomes more gay in their interactions because… we are always getting… weirdly gay with each other.” “Shut up, ya tweezer!” “And Half-Life 3, I don’t know anything about Half-Life 3, other than that everyone says it’s confirmed.” “Good thing you’ve got fingers and wrists of steel, from that straight jacking.” “I’ve learned the importance of being cuddled.” “Hi, I’m a musician with a huge penis. Do you know where I can find guitars and Magnum condoms?” “Baths are amazing, especially when you bring a friend.” “Jesus, you gotta wine and dine me first. You can’t just open up with that shit.” “We’ve broken several laws.” “What, you wanna try diplomacy? He’s a fucking crab!” “I’M READY TO BREED!” “‘Bonfire’ is made up of two words: ‘bonf’ and ‘ire.’” “These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed.’” “As I was about to say, revenge is a dish best served fuck you.” “When someone says ‘just fuck me up’ on the internet that means have sex with me in a rough, passionate manner, correct?” “If there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.” “Just get abducted! We are your saviors, we’re flying in the sky- treat us as your new gods.” “If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst!” “Water is just… air juice.” “Uh… Doctor, could you put tits on my thumbs?” “We hang out… we touch each other…” “Does anyone have a paper bag I can hyperventilate into?” “2016 is the year of the butt.” “If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else.” “You make another joke like that, and I’m gonna have to beat you to death with your own shoes.” “Whoa, look at this trapezoid-headed Funyon ring!” “I have to take off my jacket because I’m getting hot because this sucks so bad.” “He died as he lived: covered in mayonnaise.” “Who wears pants anymore? So 2015.” “What took you so long, you butt plug?!” “Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’” “Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.”” “As long as I live, I will never stop loving your random bursts of outrage.” “Like I would kill a friend… without watching.” “With your Phd and my also being here, we can solve any problem.” “I love watching you guys suffer.” “Man, the void of nothingness is kinda lame.” “Sometimes you gotta take time and smell the roses. And sometimes you’re gonna be a guy jacking yourself off while you’re rubbing a girl in a video game.” “I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian.” “Oh my god, do we have to kill him while he’s asleep?” “I feel dead inside, but at least I had pie.” “This is nice. We’re all bathing in the warm glow of murder.” “The tears are bittersweet but the pie is delicious.” “Murder is a spectator sport.” “Today’s been a day. A day full of tasty, tasty murder.” “Man, I wish anime was human history.” “99 red balloons… Something- something- German song.” “If you wanna have sex you don’t have to make a little song about it, like just come right out and ask.” “If only I could have sex with my own brain. That would be a mind-fuck.” “I am not nature. I am nurture.” “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if they died?” “Tell me what you’re gonna do to me.” “Taco Bell cures diabetes.” “Rule number one of babysitting? DON’T STEP ON THE BABY!” “Play for my amusement, child.” “How does a ghost enter a skeleton? And I don’t mean that in a sexy way.” “You’re locked the closet with the dildo!” “Yeah, I’ve been drunk on pot before. What of it?” “You are the worst son ever.” “Shut up, this is my moment of time shine!” “Bro, can I be honest with you guys right now? I love defiling things.” “I wanna touch everything with my boner, including my boner!” “When you’re married, you can announce your boners everywhere.” “I am enjoying my pot! Take that out of context.” “Dude, what if you were next to a supernova when it supernovaed?” “…and she’s like COVERED in butter.” “I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified.” “What are the animals crossing, exactly?” “I’m a firm believer in ‘if you’re going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.’” “And you know what? We’re tied right now, like brothers… only one brother is significantly smarter and more handsome than the other and has like 15 years more life experience.” “Frick to the 30th power!” “My eyebrows are slippery and slimy. I grease them.” “This is literally just elementary hydrodynamics, I can’t believe you can’t grasp this.” “Well look the important thing that I’m having fun and other people aren’t.” “I would fuck everything on the screen including the animals and the bicycle.” “How dare you know stuff about things. I’m gonna beat you up with my fists… that are made of stuff and things.” “Spyyyder Loops™ cereal…. made with… spiders.” “I’m a bottom kind of guy.” “Can you see my labia in this fucking costume?” “Just bros bein’ bros…” “I never feel quite as alone as I do when I play Burger Time.” “If you do this… I’m gonna be mildly impressed with you.” “I don’t know how to be interesting, could you give me advice?” “I BIRTHED YOU FROM MY BRAIN VAGINA.” “I’m kind of amazing at everything I do.” “I’LL FUCKING STAB YOUR PARENTS!” “I would get a photo-realistic tattoo of your face on my inner thigh.” “Do you think I came out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart?!” “Follow your stupid fucking dreams.” “Everyone does crack at some point in their lives. It’s pretty much a rite of passage.” “I wanna know where Luigi is!” “Nothin’ wrong with that. Get clean, get clean with the lord.” “You’re on page 2, and I’m on page…uh, furiously concentrating on not throwing up from this Nutella situation.” “I wish you could jump inside my skin and know what I know, and feel what I feel.” “I’m feeling fly for a caucasian man.” “I will actually strangle you with my bare hands and feet.” “Don’t call me “bro” in an accusatory tone!” “This is a good yiff right here.” “My friends! I love killing my friends.” “Now I am the one who is bitch.” “He died as he lived: eating chicken McNuggets.” “Well, thank you so much, that’s so nice of you to say, but I don’t believe you and you’re a liar.” “DIE! DIE YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!” “I could tell by his briefly angry eyebrows that he’s someone we should be stabbing.” “A blunt is a maridujuana.” “If you can’t beat em, Shoot ‘em with a gun!” “Getting kicked in the nuts is not an event, it’s a process.” “My goal is to pee in every major body of water on earth.” “Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird.” “Aw jimminey-jillakers. Gee-whiz Batman. Aw frick. Oh jeezum.” “And you have ten thousand and seven hundred grams of mardujuana.” “My style is old, nasty t-shirt and rapidly disintegrating pants.” “If you ever run into me in the wild, we’ll hug it out.” “I think the noodles are going to kill me!” “I’m sorry, your son is an anthropomorphic cheese melt.” “Wait, but, also shut up.”

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Platonic Requests for Affection

“I’m so tired… ”

“I don’t want to be alone.”

“My hands are shaking.” 

“Don’t get up. I’m comfortable like this.”

“Please stay. I’d like some company.”

“Could I get a hug?”

“Would you pet my hair?”

“Will you sing something for me?”

“I just want to be close to someone for a little bit. Is that okay?”

“Can I lay my head in your lap?”

“You can touch my hair but don’t mess it up!”

“Here, lay down in my lap.”

“You know, you’re pretty comfy.”

“Come here, ya big lug/small fry.”

“Just take my hand. It’ll be better, I promise.”

“I’m not letting go.”

“I’ll hold you as long as you need.”

“It’s okay to stay, you know.”

“I’m so happy you’re here with me.”

“Your hugs are warm. We should do this more often.”

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Heathers (movie) Sentence Starters

“Dear Diary: My teen angst bullshit now has a body count.” “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?” “Our love is God. Let’s go get a slushie.” “If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human. You’d be a game show host.” “Are we going to prom or to hell?” “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?” “Wanna go out tonight? Catch a movie? Miniature golf?” “I use my grand IQ to decide what lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew.” “My afterlife is so boring. If I have to sing Kumbaya one more time…” “I can’t believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Of course, I was coming up here to kill you.” “What’s the up-chuck factor on that?” “Now that you’re dead, what are you gonna do with your life?” “I shop, therefore I am.” “The extreme always seems to make an impression.” “Yeah, but this is Ohio. I mean, if you don’t have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.” “I just killed my best friend.” “Chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.” “Is this a weak turnout or what? I had at least 70 more people at my funeral.” “This isn’t just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.” “My son’s a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son.” “I say we just grow up, be adults and die.” “Why are you pulling my dick?” “You’re a rebel? You think you’re a rebel? You’re not a rebel you’re fucking psychotic!” “Why can’t you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?” “You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.” “Why don’t we discuss it over a cheeseburger or some such?”

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im gonna be reblogging some rp memes to get this blog started and while i work on the abouts but feel free to send in stuff right now!!!