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i love the mental image of the nova au btw. necromancer gideon getting into an argument with you and doing her boisterous annoying shit talking about how she could explode your spine out of your back with a snap of her fingers (doubtful), and you're just about to call her bluff when you notice that her little yappy dog of a cavalier is standing just behind her giving you the most intimidating look you have ever seen in your life. this five-foot-nothing coil of lean muscle with a sword is looking at you like she's trained her entire life to kill you specifically. she is looking at you like she's wondering what your jugular tastes like. she is looking at you like she's already bested the devil in single combat so just imagine how completely unconcerned she is about her ability to put so many new holes in you your soul is going to sink to the bottom of the river in minutes. her necromancer appears completely unaware that she's even in the room.

you politely end the conversation.

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me, continuing to look at a screen despite having a headache: OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain…

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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I understand the desire to ship but "we would find each other in every universe...as coworkers" is an insanely funny concept to me I'm sorry.

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the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"

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everything about camilla and palamedes makes me want to throw up and cry and tear out my hair and and and

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She's everything.

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what i've been up to the past 20 minutes

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Going insane about the ninth yet again.

The love was there.

It didn't change what happened.

But the love was there. Bad things still happened, it didn't change fate, but the love was there. That it was there matters.

Even if the story is a tragedy. The love was there, and that changes everything just as much as it changed nothing.

IM GOING TO SCREAM

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Caught up in the rain, using Cait’s cloak for cover

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My child… my child has made it? My little anxious asexual murderous security unit made it all the way to the top of Tumblr trends? In this economy?? (I bet it hates it here)

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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Campal isn't problematic because they're second cousins or Necro-Cav. It's problematic because Camilla is three months older

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Cytherea's usage of a thicket of sharpened bones on her hand to deflect and trap Cam's blades... everybody join my "Loveday used knuckle knives" agenda

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In my mind the thing that differentiated the events of the locked tomb series and the hypothetical Harrow Nova version was one event

That Harrow and Gideon (by some insane chance) are exactly the same age

Exactly

By conception

Because it just so happened that right as the perfectly bioengineered embryo charged by 200 souls was conceived…

Another, more viable host for that energy hung in the ninth house airspace…..

And that’s how you get a necromantic Gideon Nav.

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