ciricegilbert

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do you think the whos fear the damnation of their mortal souls

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new paris vlog is up :)

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my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances

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they gave me a free bagel sandwich at modern bread and bagel because i'm there so often I LOVE NEW YORK!!

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should i ask out my crush or should i send the callout post

why are these two mutually exclusive actions. do both

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hey gilbesties :)

i’ll be at a few events for nyc pride. if you wanna come out and see me, i’ll be happy to sign things or take pics

i’m also bringing a ton of little pride buttons and things to pass out if you see me

check my carrd for my schedule. :^)

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things in this world that kick ass

1.

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my whooole camera setup just collapsed on me

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got a pr package from nyx to hype up their “superhero” eyeshadow palette release, get excited

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omfg ignore or block the other anons, ppl on this hellsite can't even read... we know you were joking gilbestie, don't even give them a reaction lolll

nah man you don’t even see the sheer amount of anons i get. felt like havin a laugh i promise it’s not getting me down

appreciate it though :)

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Hey jsyk it’s really irresponsible of you to reblog that post — you should NOT flush your medication etc etc etc I can’t believe you would reblog that post knowing you have young influenceable followers

Reading comprehension questions:

Does renowned fashion blogger Cirice Gilbert often express opinions such as the ones expressed in that post? If not, why would he reblog it?

What type of message might that post be imitating? For what purpose?

How does the structure of the post contribute to the comedy?

Which of the messages shared in that post is the most outlandish? Why? What might that say about the post itself?

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Did you srsly reblog that last post while having an UNDERAGED auidance..? you're beyond vile

my underaged audience should be listening to their parents over me, anon

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NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

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tried to get a photo of these birds and one of them was givin me a Look about it

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nobody gets me like chappell does

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do u like video games

i like cookie clicker

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THE ANONS WHO CLAIM THAT CAT IS YOURS: NO IT IS NOT